Bottled Time

[Oggy123]

"Gloves?"
>Look for gloves

[Billy5545]

Dio notices the glove marks himself after he notices Luke looking at his hands as if he tries to investigate for anything amiss. He immediately says, "Hahah! So it proves that some lowly monkey, not the stupid brass monkey right now, faked those marks on the matches! See, this is what the gravity of fate grants for your trickery, clown!" He refers to no one in particular, though mentally, he's getting suspicious that it's EJL.

> Help find the gloves

[TalesofUnder]

>Blast the brass monkey.

BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY infects both Madelyn and Reisen.

Ohohohoho... what's this? A vote? Well... we only need five more of these, and EJL is good as dead. ...I don't know what the fuck is a “brass monkey”, though.

[Kennifer]

"...wait, the bunny's got eye lasers?"

[TalesofUnder]

>Find gloves (4)

You don't find the gloves proper, but you do find traces of glove leather on the matchbox, match, kerosene can, and in the giant laser scorch mark near EJL's tent.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Luke's eyes widen slightly.] “Is that, perhaps... scraps of leather from the missing gloves... on Dio's hands?” [He stares for a moment, in contemplation.]

[...Then, a smile creeps his way onto his face.] “But that looks like it would be from the outside. He must have been manhandled by someone wearing those gloves, so that his prints would get on the match used to burn Roxy's corpse. Then, of course, the culprit vaporized the gloves with the laser gun. But, alas, a fatal mistake—they forgot to wipe their own prints from the crate he got those gloves from. There are a few gaps in this timeline here and there, but there's only one person I can think of who fits this description. And that person...”

[He then dramatically, confidently points his finger at Jay.] “...is you!”

/vote Evil Jay Leno

[Dookie]

“The bunny with eye lasers is shooting at the brass monkey?”

[MadameButterflyKnife]

FLORAN AGREESS! IT'SS THE ONLY OPTION THAT MAKESS SSENSSE, BRO. AND FLORAN...AFTER LAST TIME, FLORAN'SS NOT TAKING ANY CHANCESS.

/vote Evil Jay Leno

[MadeOfMilk]

Madelyn holds her head and screams after /voting EJL.

Get it out of my head get it out of my head GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD-

[Kennifer]

"...Okay yeah that's... way more suspicious than the bunny having eye lasers. At least for now. But hey, your mayhem was kinda fun when you weren't killing dogs."

With that, Kennifer's going to...

/vote EJL

[Billy5545]

"So..." Dio starts smirking as he shouts in a boasting manner, "I knew it! I'm truly innocent of Roxy's murder! I pieced together those marks, and now I am convinced that the true monkey is... you!" Dio dramatically points at EJL, striking his usual dramatic pose in the process.

/Vote EJL

[TalesofUnder]

Three more to vote him off! Assuming the brass monkey goes away.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

>...with the sound of Brass Monkey blasting, try to rap calming tunes again

[TalesofUnder]

Okay... nevermind. EJL, you're fucked. Got any last words, you Kronos scum?

[KungFuCutbug]

> quickly vaporize the brass monkey with Jay's chin gun before he gets executed

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I can't... I can't... I CAN'T!

Reisen, after her monkey infection, is unable to control her eye lasers, and as such, fires one directly at the sky. As she does this, Reisen can be heard yelling cries to....

/Vote EJL

[Dookie]

“With this Brass Monkey, I think I'll get-“

NO SLEEP TILL


BROOOKLYN

[TalesofUnder]

>Kill the brass monkey (3)

You... think it's dead?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All right, fine. You all got me. I'm the killer, I'm with the Kronos Rebellion, but here's the thing. I didn't have a choice in the matter. Klaus Weinberg forced me into this. It was either work for him or die. And so I had to do his dirty work for him. I'm not some cold-blooded killer. I'm just a late night talk show host from Hell for Pete's sakes! I didn't wanna kill anyone. Not all of us Demons from Hell wanna torture souls or hurt people, but I'm just someone who got roped into this evil scheme. I don't expect any of you to forgive me, but I'm sorry for any damage I caused. I truly am. I enjoyed working with you all, even you, Nikei. It was nothing personal. It was either work for him or die. Well you got your man, do with me what you wish. And I hope you can all win the war against that evil son-of-a-bitch. Good luck to you all. Well, Nikei, let's get this over with already.

[KungFuCutbug]

“...Is it gone? Is that blasted noise gone? My ears burn...”

[Dookie]

“GOT EM!”

“Stop, that's been out of style since...2021.”

[PointMaid]

Oh, good. We were thorough. Nice try, though. Clever.

[wingedcatgirl]

Eri produces a pair of magnetic handcuffs from somewhere. "Ni- Sergeant Yomiuri. Are we taking this guy into custody?"

[KungFuCutbug]

[OOC: godDAMNIT WHY DO I KEEP GETTING NINJA'D LMAO]

[Luke simply turns to Jay with a solemn expression... then takes his hat off and presses it against his chest in a gesture of politeness.] “Those are... most certainly unfortunate circumstances, Jay.” [He then smiles again, ever so slightly.] “Regardless, it was an honor to work with you. I can only hope that whoever waits for you in the afterlife is kind to you... because I have a feeling Nikei won't be.”

[Weirdguy149]

"HEH. WHAT A PATHETIC EXCUSE. CMON, LETS GET THIS OVER WITH THEN. WHATEVER IT IS."
"Dipper" looked over at the evil talk show host with an intrigued yellow tint to one of his eyes.