Bottled Time

[MadameButterflyKnife]

REISSEN'SS RIGHT. WE CAN'T RULE OUT ANYONE.

>limp over to the other camps, investigating all for evidence of having left their beds in the night

[Oggy123]

"We should start checking some."
> Check some of the camps for evidence

[KungFuCutbug]

“...”

> investigate Dio's camp, first of all

[TalesofUnder]

(By the way, Pinky and the Brain were both Interns.)

[door-kun]

(Suddenly, when you enter Dio's cabin, you can see a 4'5 tall weasel, with a cowboy hat and vest, and two boots, with a gun on his back, sleeping. Who the hell . .  .Who is this guy? Nudge him to wake him up.)

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Reisen thinks to herself...

...Who are you? ... AND WHO ARE YOU?!

Reisen shakes her head as she sees a quick illusion... Only to relapse and see ANOTHER newcomer.

Um...

>Nudge the weasel

[door-kun]

(The weasel wakes up from the shaking)

"Fuckin great. . this is just the greatest. . .Eh? Wanker, who the 'ell are ya?"

[Dookie]

“We fix time! Do...you fix time?”

[door-kun]

"Guess I bloody did take that invitation, offered a lot of bloody cash . .Name's Fang. Bloody nice to meet ya."

[Kennifer]

Kennifer takes a break from checking for evidence around the mice's tent to greet the newcomer.

"Ah hey there, you showed up in the middle of an investigation. My name's Kennifer. Nice to meet you too."

[door-kun]

"When the bloody 'ell did I say it was nice to meet ya? Cause it ain't, wanker."

[Kennifer]

"...sorry, I thought you were talking to everybody here."

Kennifer shrugs and goes back to

>looking around Pinky and the Brain's tent for clues.

[TalesofUnder]

Suddenly, a voice rings out inside everybody's head.

“ATTENTION! This is an important announcement from everyone's favorite Kronos leader, Klaus Weinberg! Now, I know you all like to patrol, but that just isn't fair on our little sleeper agents, isn't it? So from now and onwards, night patrolling is PROHIBITED! I have implanted a chip inside all of your hearts that will detonate if you attempt to patrol.”

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT VOICE COME FROM?!

[door-kun]

"WHAT THE WANKIN ELL DOES THAT BLOODY MEAN! And I was just talkin to 'em." The sniper points at Reisen.
"Anyone bother to explain what the 'ell this ole investigation shite is? 'Or what the fuck that announcement just bloody meant?"

[Kennifer]

"What the..."

Okay, that was ominous as hell.

[Weirdguy149]

Bill shrugged his shoulders.
"FINE BY ME, IT'S MORE FUN TO EXPLORE THE PLACE ALONE ANYWAYS."

[TalesofUnder]

>Investigate

The only thing you find is a tunnel with exits inside and outside of PATB's tent.

[Kennifer]

"Okay that's weird, but not especially useful."

Kennifer sighs.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Fuckin hell, Klaus..." Eri mutters.

[door-kun]

"Any of ya wankers gonna bloody explain or will I have to get the bloody explanation myself?"

[Kennifer]

"Explain what, exactly? I don't know about this patrol thing 'cause I kinda... passed out drunk in my tent. Ask the plant person, I think it was their idea. Or ask one of the hosts."

Kennifer sounded like she was just... done with the whole day, between the lack of anything to go on and the rude newcomer.

As a matter of fact, she was gonna...

> go grab some more wine because fuck this shit, seriously.

[door-kun]

"THE BLOODY INVESTIGATION THING, WANKER! ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF? WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT?"

The sniper said, exasperbated already.

[Kennifer]

"Well, loud and annoying new guy, there's a total lack of evidence thing going on, that enough for you?"

Kennifer just kinda... scowls at Fang.

[Weirdguy149]

"WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE, RAT MAN, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE A DICK ABOUT THINGS.", said "Dipper", insidiously unaware of his own behavior.

[door-kun]

"I don't give two bloody shites about your opinion. And lovely. Ya still haven't told me what the bloody investigation is even about."