Lucky 13

[PointMaid]

...I see. The person making a gun was somewhat correct. Parameters are understood. At least those that have been disclosed.

[PointMaid]

Eight will >look for a prybar or similar

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Hey, even if we get hurt? Which I won't. Not the first time, sounds just like a Turf War, I'm great at those, I'll just wait until...hey! Voice, where's the respawn point?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Also, Jewel will

> look for something like, two vases she can use just in case as a weapon. Something that looks nice. It's IKEA, should be easy.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Darryl will

>Look for something that can be used to beat someone to death. And maybe something flammable that can be used. Flammable is good

[Dookie]

> see if she can find any knives, screwdrivers, any sort of thing like that that's good and stabbity. Whether for self defense or otherwise. (Ozzy)

She finds a screwdriver in a cupboard.

>look for a prybar or similar (Point)

No luck.

> look for something like, two vases she can use just in case as a weapon. Something that looks nice. It's IKEA, should be easy. (Knife)

They find two vases pretty easily.

[noodlesnook]

And... Sig forgot her sword. Just her luck.

>Find something- anything, really- vaguely sword-like

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Once xe finds the vases, Jewel begins spinning them around in her hands as she heads up to Eight. "Looks like you're gonna need some help. You want it, or not?"

[Dookie]

>Look for something that can be used to beat someone to death. And maybe something flammable that can be used. Flammable is good (Lee)

You could beat someone to death with a wooden plank, but...you can't find anything flammable.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I guess I can make do with this plank. But... what a minute.... I got it.

>Look for ball bearings and grab as much as you possibly can

[Dookie]

The octopus girl raises her hand. "Honestly, I feel that was kinda boring. You could put a little energy into that announcement, all I'm saying. Make yourself actually seem threatening, because you sound bored."

They sigh.

"Look, I accidentally trashed the plans I had for this, so this isn't going to be very scary, you're not going to be chased around by some monster or anything, and if you are it's gonna be a shitty one I thought up on the spot. But you guys didn't seem so scared after I told you about your predicament, so I think we're good."

[Oggy123]

"We're going to have to attack and kill each other!? Are you crazy!?"

"Well, i guess we have no choice for now."

[PointMaid]

Once xe finds the vases, Jewel begins spinning them around in her hands as she heads up to Eight. "Looks like you're gonna need some help. You want it, or not?"

It's hard to tell, but Eight sighs.

Thank you. I suppose I had better.

[Dookie]

>Look for ball bearings and grab as much as you possibly can (Lee)

You come up empty.

[Zanreo]

"Killing... Oh. So this is one of those games, that's your plan..." P. H. says.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Jack seems... strangely calm with this...

> find some sort of long stick or any sort of thing that can be used as a weapon...

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jewel smiles, and

> helps Eight look for a crowbar.

"Hey, if we're doomed, I'm not going down by someone swinging their hands like a moron, willy nilly. I'd at least want to go out in a cool way, lady."

[wingedcatgirl]

Lucky simply >seeks something to sharpen his claws on.

It's unclear whether he knows he's been put in a killing game.

[Owen23]

"Well, time to see what I c- can do.."
>Use the teddy bear I found and tie it to a wooden plank.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Shankapotamus! How can I not find any ball bearings in an IKEA? In an IKEA?!

> Take out your anger on any nearby store objects with the wooden plank

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jewel hears the screaming about ball bearings, and yells back, "Try some of those frozen meatballs! Basically the same thing!"

[Dookie]

> find some sort of long stick or any sort of thing that can be used as a weapon... (MP)

No luck.

> helps Eight look for a crowbar. (Knife)

No luck.

>seeks something to sharpen his claws on. (Sylvi)

He finds a couch that works well for a scratching post.

>Use the teddy bear I found and tie it to a wooden plank. (Owen)

It works! With only a wire the bear and the plank are inseparable.

> Take out your anger on any nearby store objects with the wooden plank (Lee)

You beat the plank against the table until it breaks...oops.

[noodlesnook]

>Look for parts to make a makeshift sword

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Darryl is heard screaming profanities left and right after he broke his plank. Then he hears what Jewel says.

Right, the frozen meatballs. There's an idea. Thanks, you've been helpful.

> Go find some frozen meatballs (and maybe another weapon along the way)

[Oggy123]

Looking the others who are looking for weapons, Sony...

> Looks for weapons for himself and Microsoft.