Lucky 13

[PointMaid]

This sounds like a good idea. Several simulated gambling games are in my database.

[Dookie]

> Find something that can be used as a craps table (Darryl)

There are a lot of tables, perhaps too many tables, that can be used.

>assist with this search by batting things around to see if they make good dice (Lucky)

There's a Monopoly game in one of the shelves, it has dice.

[wingedcatgirl]

Lucky has now scattered the Monopoly pieces all over the floor and is batting the houses around. The dice are of course free for anyone to grab for their dice game.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Just grab a table. Any old table. I'll leave it to the mercy of the RNG on what table he grabs

[Dookie]

>Just grab a table. Any old table. I'll leave it to the mercy of the RNG on what table he grabs (Darryl)

He grabs a fairly good circular dining room table, as well as a few chairs.

[Zanreo]

...Are you a program avatar as well?

"Avatar? Well, I do represent this online casino where you can WIN BIG PRIZES every day, if that's answers your question! P. H. replies, vaguely. Wait how does she do that link thing in her speech-

She then looks over the gambling games and equipment set up. "Haha, now we're talking!"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

A little girl with pink hair and strange eyes wakes up...

... Uh... WHere am I...

[wingedcatgirl]

Lucky meows helpfully at the pink-haired girl. This explains everything forever.

[PointMaid]

A little girl with pink hair and strange eyes wakes up...

... Uh... WHere am I...

Currently unknown.

Eight >tries to pick up the dice

[Florien]

A thoroughly overequipped for ikea shopping on the top half but exactly right amount of equipped on the bottom half presumably-a-man ducks in from around a corner, ostensibly having been paying attention to everything happening.

Reisgraf. Nerva Reisgraf. Hi.

His obviously distorted voice implies that there's a voice distorter in addition to the filter in his gas mask, all of which seems a little more excessive than one might reasonably expect, and obviously isn't helping with anonymity.

He ignores the craps table operation, breezes right past everyone, and instead

>searches for a metal-handled mop, broom, or similar such thing.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Darryl sets up the table and the chairs and has a seat.

Let's get rolling, shall we? Hopefully I can get a perfect-perfect here.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Um... Okay!

Jack quickly looks at the table and

>takes a seat...

[Dookie]

>tries to pick up the dice (Eight)

Good job! You have hands. Those hands can grab. And lookey there, that's just what you do!

>searches for a metal-handled mop, broom, or similar such thing. (Nerva)

After a bit of searching, you find a broom in a janitor's closet.

[PointMaid]

Eight takes a seat, too.

...She's actually marginal on the concept of having hands. But she doesn't say anything about it. She does put the dice on the table ready for a game.

[Florien]

Nerva spends some time muttering to himself as he unscrews the broom part, and

>cuts the hollow tube at an angle (with wire saw, those are easy enough to make if they can't be found) to produce a hollow tube with a sharp point.

Then he wraps tape over it, (including over one of the extension holes, but not the other) and

>Looks for a propellant, from a lighter, a spray can, or the likes. And while he's at it gets a ball bearing from the flat-pack warehouse they have so many ball bearings in ikea

[Zanreo]

P. H. also takes a seat at the table.

[Dookie]

>cuts the hollow tube at an angle (with wire saw, those are easy enough to make if they can't be found) to produce a hollow tube with a sharp point. (Nerva)

You don't end up finding it, you're going to have to craft it.

>Looks for a propellant, from a lighter, a spray can, or the likes. And while he's at it gets a ball bearing from the flat-pack warehouse they have so many ball bearings in ikea (Nerva)

There's a lighter in a desk in the staff room, and you find ball bearings in the warehouse.

[Florien]

Egh. Wire. Got everything else just need the wire.

>Make a wire saw, it's not hard. There's exposed wires everywhere in stores, and shower curtain rings should do fine for grips. And get a bunch of extra wire while you're at it, it'll be important later probably.

Or just find a normal saw if that doesn't work out, presumably there's one somewhere.

[PointMaid]

...What exactly are you attempting to do?, Eight asks Nerva

[noodlesnook]

Sig sits up with an aching, pulsating feeling coming from the gem shard wedged in their chest. Huh, I wonder why... oh wait, it always does that. 

They reach for their alarm clock, but instead find something squishy. 

A soft toy shark.
They don't remember buying that.
They also don't remember the dorm beds being this hard.

Their eyes begin to adjust to the surroundings, and this is when they realise-

How did I end up in an IKEA???

[Dookie]

>Make a wire saw, it's not hard. There's exposed wires everywhere in stores, and shower curtain rings should do fine for grips. And get a bunch of extra wire while you're at it, it'll be important later probably. (N)

You find the wires around the warehouse section, and get the rings from the shower curtains. You've got everything.

[noodlesnook]

> Look around

[Kennifer]

Vriska is not paying attention to whatever the gas mask individual is trying to do, instead she's gonna sit at the craps table 'cause aw yeah dice games.

[Dookie]

> Look around (Sig)

It's a fairly normal department store, in all honesty. There's furniture....there's furniture.

[noodlesnook]

Huh? Is that...

>Go over to the nearest person ( or what appears to be a person, at least )