Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[HypeKitty1]

JackOBonnie (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...Remake.png) Male Safe
Officer Doggy (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7..._Doggy.png) Male Safe

[ThatIdiotMan]

1000 Degree Knife (It, Safe)

Steel Chair (It, Safe)

[BlackFaithStar]

My 30 events

Stupid Deaths; additions, variants and others (10)

Fatal:
* (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) of dysentery from eating too many peaches. (Also Feast)
* (Player1) gain(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) peg le(g/g/g/g/gs1) after losing [typeC1] own in battle. However, [typeC1] next fight results in (Player2) beating [typeB1] to death with [typeC1] own fake le(g/g/g/g/gs1).
* (Player1), on [typeC1] deathbed, tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to pardon (Player3) for shooting the former. (Player2) obeys. (P3 kills P1)
~~ [ now featuring: Death! ] ~~
* (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) Death about how [typeA1] died, and Death guffaws at how stupid [typeC1] deat(h/h/h/h/hs1) w(as/as/as/as/ere1) and says "You're dead funny" before sending [typeB1] to the afterlife.
* (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) Death about how [typeA1] died, and Death has [typeB1] take the long queue to the afterlife because [typeC1] death wasn't funny enough.
* Death cracks a joke at (Player1) about how [typeA1] died before sending [typeB1] to the afterlife.
* When (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are) covered in filth while telling Death how [typeA1] died, Death laughs "That must have been a crappy way to go!" 

Non-fatal:
* (Player1) escape(s/s/s/s/1) a prison tower with a rope made of bedsheets.
* (Player1) arm(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] with a crossbow and a frying pan to deflect attacks with.
* (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) what [typeC2] occupation is, and (Player2) answer(s/s/s/s/2). (Player1) note(s/s/s/s/1) the latter as "unemployed".

 

Some non-fatals from my backlog (8) (please let me know if any are duplicates)

* (Player1) box(es/es/es/es/1) a box.
* (Player1) eat(s/s/s/s/1) a hat.
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) babysit (Player6).
* (Player1) cr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) in a corner.
* (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) shir(t/t/t/t/ts1) that say(s/s/s/s/1) "(Player2) is evil".
* (Player1) is afraid of nothing... except [typeC1] mother.
* (Player1) has to explain to (Player2) that 0°C + 0°C does not make 64°F.
* After (Player1) shit(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] pants from seeing (Player2), the former time travel(s/s/s/s/1) to unshit [typeC1] pants.

 

Inspired from the BBBG circus episodes that my tributes are from (12)

Fatal:
* (Player1) blow(s/s/s/s/1) up (Player2) and (Player3) with explosive balloon animals. 
* (Player1) shield(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] from (Player2)'s fireballs with a forcefield around [typeB1], but [typeA2] shoot(s/s/s/s/1) them into the ground to attack [typeB1] from underneath, cooking (Player1) inside. 

Non-fatal:
* (Player1) blast(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with with wet cement, immobilising [typeB2] as it hardens. (Player3) later chip(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] out of the cement.
* (Player1) keep(s/s/s/s/1) involuntarily switching between [typeC1] upgraded form and default form while fighting (Player2).
* (Player1) shield(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] from (Player2)'s fireballs with a forcefield. When [typeA2] shoot(s/s/s/s/2) them into the ground to attack [typeB1] from underneath, (Player1) swiftly dig(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] way out.
* (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) a clown nose which can make its user change size when squeezed.
* (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) a clown nose which can make its user change size when squeezed. [TypeA1] press(es/es//es/1) incorrectly and the nose enlarges instead, making (Player2) laugh hysterically.
* (Player1) promptly tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to stop talking in the middle of the latter's boasting before commencing their fight.
* (Player1) injure(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] when helping (Player2) fight (Player3), and [typeA2] repeat(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeA2] do(esn't/esn't/on't/esn't/on't2) want [typeB1] to interfere.
* (Player1) save(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) from (Player3)'s attack, but (Player2) yell(s/s/s/s/2) at (Player1) for interfering in their fight.
* (Player1) shield(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] and (Player2) with a forcefield. When (Player3) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y3) to punch it, (Player1) activate(s/s/s/s/1) spikes on the forcefield, which injure (Player3).
* (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) a splittable double weapon. (Bloodbath)

[PowerStroke6001]

TVT OG Events (15)

* (Player1) and (Player2) kick a Green Shell back and forth at (Player3), knocking [typeB3] dead.

*this and the below eight are Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story refs, all fatal with specifics

* (Player1) and (Player2) throw fireballs at (Player3) and (Player4), burning them to death.
* (Player1) (jumps/jumps/jumps/jumps/jump1) several times on a springboard held by (Player2), then fatally (stomps/stomps/stomps/stomps/stomp1) on (Player3).

*only P1 directly kills P3

* (Player1) and (Player2) make clones of themselves and fire themselves from barrels at (Player3), pulverizing [typeB3].
* (Player1) (spikes/spikes/spikes/spikes/spike1) a giant ball that (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) riding on at (Player3), crushing [typeB3] under it.

*both of them directly kill P3 since P2's extra weight makes them the killer as well

* (Player1) and (Player2) repeatedly stomp on (Player3) while spinning inside a pipe until [typeA3] (dies/dies/die/dies/die3).
* (Player1) and (Player2) smash a meteor back and forth at (Player3), rewarding them with a healing item upon killing [typeB3].
* (Player1) and (Player2) jump from magic windows and repeatedly stomp on (Player3) and (Player4) until they die.
* (Player1) and (Player2) throw stars at (Player3), who combines them into a falling star that crashes on (Player4).

*only P3 directly kills P4 since P1 and P2 only gave the former the power-up

* (Player1) (tickles/tickles/tickles/tickles/tickle1) (Player2).
* (Player1) (orders/orders/orders/orders/order1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) to throw the net [typeA1] found at (Player5). They throw it at (Player1) instead. (Lazytown)
* (Player1) (suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplex1) [typeD1], just to prove that nothing is impossible.

*Undertale, nonfatal as it's a Beyond the Impossible event where P1 somehow survives

* (Player1) (suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplex1) (Player2) and (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break2) [typeC2] (neck/neck/neck/neck/necks2).
* (Player1) (rolls/rolls/rolls/rolls/roll1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) into a ball and (bowls/bowls/bowls/bowls/bowl1) them off a cliff.
* (Player1) (flips/flips/flips/flips/flip1) off (Player2).

TVT Reboot Events (14)

* (Player1) (zaps/zaps/zaps/zaps/zap1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) with electricity, but the surge (fries/fries/fries/fries/fry1) [typeC1] (brain/brain/brain/brain/brains1), stupefying [typeB1] for a while.

*My Hero Academia, P1 kills the others

* (Player1) (calls/calls/calls/calls/call1) out (Player2) for punching (Player3) in the (groin/groin/groin/groin/groins3).
* (Player1) (brushes/brushes/brushes/brushes/brush1) [typeC1] teeth.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) to (Player2) to have [typeC1] teeth fixed.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) to (Player2) to have [typeC1] teeth fixed, but (Player2) forcibly (removes/removes/removes/removes/remove2) all [typeC1] teeth, causing [typeB1] to bleed to death.
* (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) to break a leg. (Player2) (does/does/does/does/do2) so by chopping off one of [typeC2] (legs/legs/legs/legs/legs each2).
* (Player1) (extracts/extracts/extracts/extracts/extract1) (Player2)'s blood while [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) asleep.

*non-fatal as it wasn't all of their blood

* (Player1) (removes/removes/removes/removes/remove1) (Player2)'s powers by staring at [typeB2]. [TypeA1] then (finishes/finishes/finish/finishes/finish1) (Player2) in. (this and below are My Hero Academia refs)
* (Player1) (removes/removes/removes/removes/remove1) (Player2)'s powers by staring at [typeB2], but [typeA1] (blinks/blinks/blink/blinks/blink1), causing (Player2) to gain them back and kill [typeB1].
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) spoiling (Player2)'s source material(s) for (Player3), but (Player3) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill3) [typeB1] before [typeA1] could.

*A variant where P3 instead of P2 tells P1 to "keep quiet".

* (Player1) (steals/steals/steals/steals/steal1) (Player2)'s powers and (passes/passes/passes/passes/pass1) them to (Player3).
* (Player1) (tanks/tanks/tanks/tanks/tank1) (Player2)'s attacks by turning [typeD1] into steel.
* (Player1), upon losing sight of (Player2), (announces/announces/announces/announces/announce1) on the arena speakers, "goodbye you little (shit/shit/shit/shit/shits2)."

*Non-fatal since P2 just got lost

* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) form a pyramid, but (Player6) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall6) off and (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break6) [typeC6] (back/back/back/back/backs6).

[awe921]

"Everybody stay at the very edge of your seats, cause we're about to get into another season of..."
"HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOORR!"



"We're Trouble Inspector and Discboy, and we have upgraded from being thrown into random killing games to HOSTING one! Talk about a glow up in career, huh?"
*[nodding]*
"But that's enough about us. Gather up and listen well, folks, cause we're about to introduce our unlucky contestants!"
*[enthusiastic waving]*

THE REAPING POSTIMG LINK

The Reaping

"First up, we have Kaizo and Jugglenaut! Unlike what some of you more masochistic folks in the audience could possibly think from that name, Kaizo is not, infact, a sadistic death course. They look rather normal, actually."


"Second up, we have Adachi Cornetto and Inferno Cop! You know, I think you could actually use that really rad skull as a head...? (I wonder if we can loot the dead participants.)"
*[quick glance]*
*[shrug]*


"Third up, we have actual zeniths of character development and writing. Their grandiose, incandescent, deeply thought out personalities surely shall shine this battleground. Of course, I'm joking."


"Fourth up! A duo that likely presents more of a threat towards each other than, you know, the actual death arena those two are in."


"Fifth up, we have some cartoony fellas! Better hope McGraw can live up to their title, because this is a pretty cutthroat place to be around."


"Sixth up, we have... Oh, uh. Actually, these are pretty creepy. "


"Seventh up, we have the letter that is probably banished from a thread in this forum, and a really angry and really fast statue."


"Eighth up, we have... These two! Judging from these pictures, I think they should probably be working 7 to 5, not competing in this death game."


"Ninth up, we fittingly have these two cats! One of them has a gun! And the gun wielding cat is probably a clone of the cat without a gun. Who knows? Maybe there are 7 more Dusties out there, each a master of a different weapon."


"Tenth up, we have a girl! That's relatively normal. And then we have the turtle in the cloud."


"Eleventh up, we have a system with a name that is just BEGGING for an ironic fate. Do we have a wildfire event? We also have an angel-thing-that's-currently-a-girl too."


"Twelve...th up, we have a bunch of spooky fellas, with Jack-O-Bonnie and Officer Doggy."


"And finally, we have a very hot knife that became a trend a few years ago, and a chair. It's probably going to get used as a weapon."

"(Gosh, that took so long. I'll leave a note here to tell any other hosts to never do this, this is some serious work."

"That makes for 26 total contestants! Hope you weren't trying to memorize every single one of our inevitably doomed contestants or getting too attached to them, cause we're moving on to the Bloodbath!"
*[that one neck slitting motion]*

THE BLOODBATH POSTIMG LINK

Bloodbath

"Oh hey, that E comes with a theme song for itself."
*[cheering for E]*


"Seems like the other contestants can hear it too! It touches the heart of all kinds of people- cats, infernal cops, people that look like they work 7 to 5, you name it."
*[BREAKS IT DOWN!!!!!]*


"McGraw shows these chumps how you REALLY run away from a dangerous situation. McGraw hasn't lived up to the Quick Draw title yet, but that certainly secures them the right to rebrand themselves as Stylish McGraw!"


"And we have our first kill! Be afraid of Dubhe as they mercilessly slay Master Thespian! I guess you could have seen that coming from far away, in hindsight."


"We know none of the contestants can really hear us, but that cat really should be taking that console-thingie into her sights."


"You know, I think you could have gotten a kill with all the equipment you used for that flashy entrance, but sure, go ahead."

"Wha... Where did Discboy go? Hello? Oh- IS THAT YOU???"

"... oh, that's just Sega."
*[facepalm]*
"Yeah, I know..."


"Jack-O-Bonnie's not gonna get much out of that sickle. I used one myself to fight once, and while it's pretty fast, it's not a very good weapon."


"Seems like Kaizo was an appropriate name afterall, in the sense that the world wants him dead."


"Guess he's going out for some fresh ch-air."
*[gesturing that indicates groaning]*


"I... don't get it. Do you?"
*[shakes head]*


"T'was KNIFE meeting you!"
*[are TI's jokes worse than incomprehensible jokes? thus the question.]*


"Well, that sounds like protagonist material."


"Go, Adachi, go!"


"Guess you could say that was a pretty crabby situation, huh? Wonder how long that'll last in this arena."

"Now that the bloodbath subsides, the day can finally go on."

DAY 1 POSTIMG LINK

Day 1

"Sniper Dusty makes an excellent tactical move as she creates a golem to distract any potential targets while she lines up her kill shot!"
*[that cat is up to something]*


"The things someone who works 7 to 5 will do..."


"... that doesn't really make sense, does it? I mean, his head is on fire."
*[taps disc head]*
"I know and can see your head is a disc, but you're not frozen, are you not?"


"Hey, best to feel like garbage with pals rather than alone, right?"
*[hi-five]*


"What now, will one of these two have impostor syndrome?"


"I wonder what a thing like Jugglenaut could use pennies for."


"Dubhe continues her campaign of violence as she receives an injury, but is still able to keep going!"
*[cheering]*


"I wonder if Knife is now called Knite? It soulds like Knight, but it could be Kite."


"Stylish really seems to be the path to go for McGraw, as their implied quick-draw skills get them into trouble!"


"Looks like Mark took down his first mark."


"That reminds me of a nursery rhyme..."


"Oh wow, screws and oil! Truly, this chair will be at it's healthiest!"
*[wonders what medical supplies for him looks like]*

"As the day comes to a close and night falls, our fallen contestants aaaareee..."
*[flips a sign]*
"Master Thespian, Kaizo and Officer Doggy!"

FALLEN 1 POSTIMG LINK

"With 23 tributes remaining, our game still goes strong! Tune in next time for Night 1 and Day 2!"
*[waves at the audience in an effort to establish a parasocial friendship]*

[Whistle]

You're tearing the sugar apart Johnny!

[wingedcatgirl]

Aww yeah, first blood >:3

"I did offer Thespian the chance to join Lady Polaris, but he refused. Mortals can be quite stubborn."

[PowerStroke6001]

The Bensons be doin' anythin' to support Gabby...

[BlackFaithStar]

Ironically, Jugglenaut's one to make a flashy entrance, not be on the receiving end of one :p

Kaizo getting immediately killed by the simulator is damn hilarious that I'm not even mad lmao

[awe921]

"Ah, excuse us for a momentary lapse in updates!"
*[orz]*
"To compensate for our scheduling issues, we're going to double update this time! Get ready for Night 1 to Day 3, as we embark once again in... HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOOR!"
*[turns towards TI]*
"Screaming it out makes me more like a show host, does it not? No? Aw."
"But anyways, we're onto Night 1 and Day 2! Let's see if anyone kicks the bucket!"

NIGHT 1 POSTIMG LINK

Night 1

"Dusty expertly outmaneuvers an attempt on her life!... what is a cat doing with a knife? Granted, it's a toy one, but still..."


"The angel weeps for the absolutely smushed dog. That's gonna be a rough one to clean up."


"Huh, the other angel seems to be quite sick. Are they an angel?"
*[flip flip flip flip]*
"... so they are aliens, but also angel-ish beings? Does that make them an angel, or an alien-gel? Hm."


"They're positively dripping with style."


"How antici..."


"So the simulator kills someone with a funny name, but not this actual criminal?"


"That's a very tame pose right there."
*[shrug]*
"Oh! You're right! There's elegance in simplicity, I suppose."


"You know, just showing the stuff that happened at the start doesn't make for a very interesting opening."


"Let's take a break from the yet-to-happen-bloodshed with a bloodless-sled!"
*[...]*
"It works in my heart, OK?"


"Ah! What a most tragic loss, failing to talk without aid of third... Alright, I lose too. Without saying E."


"Now that the McGraw has accidentally blown themselves up with an explosive, it would be the perfect time for us to remember him as not Quick Draw McGraw, but Stylish McGraw."

DAY 2 POSTIMG LINK

Day 2

"They're probably shaped like E's. A closer look, please!"
*[messes with some stuff]*
"Oh! They ARE shaped like E's! It's like an alphabet soup bowl, except with only one letter."


"For something that literally cannot move while being looked at, it's doing a pretty good job at driving."


"When you think about it, isn't this one big gambling thing? Pretty sure some of us are betting on some tributes."


"Mysterious! Or they found out the glitch in the simulator. Something like that."


"How sharp of Wildfire! This brilliant play looks like it could steel the show!"


"You know, I think you could save a few seconds by NOT jumping on the shell?"


"Here's a question- would Inferno Cop do something against the Freddy Fazbear pizza chain? There's definitely something illegal happening behind the scenes at night. I'd pay to see Inferno Cop discombobulate an animatronic with the animation of a poorly made Powerpoint presentation."


"Alas, we're getting no sniper cat pictures. A potential niche that could have bloomed, lost in the moment."


"Our however-old-this-simulator-is tradition of bullying President Snow continues, as Snow is de-aged into a child!"


"A toy knife and now this reference? What next, Dusty wears a sweater and destroys this season's entire cast?"

FALLEN 2 POSTIMG LINK

"After that night and day, I wonder how many people were slain?"
*[more sign flipping]*
"Just Stylish McGraw?! Oh, and it was someone I was rooting for too!"
"With 22 contestants left, we move on to the next night and day! "
*[nudge nudge]*
"Oh! Yes, I did comment on having rooted for Stylish McGraw to make it seem like more people died. Can't ruin the excitement with just a glance now, can we?"

NIGHT 2 POSTIMG LINK

"The fallen asides, let's continue on to Night 2!"

Night 2

"No sweater or mass murder yet, but Dusty does do the boulder suplex. Anyone keeping a bingo of 'Dusty and Undertale References' yet?"


"Adachi gives himself the creeps. Maybe he looked into a mirror?"


"Holy, this is gory! We have the charred and sliced up corpses of Chair, Matt, Sega and Mark on the floor. Sheesh. It may have been years, but the knife has lost none of it's edge. Or temperature. Also, Lakitu is there!"

"Pop quiz, contestants! What's 9 + 10?"
"... 21? WRONG! Discboy, the beans! Now!"
*[BEAN ATTACK]*

"... clever."


"It's all cool and good until someone cheats themselves millions of nukes, making total disarmament impossible."


"I understand Jack-O-Bonnie and maybe even Snusty if the rifle is especially lightweight, but how does a letter chase a doll around?"


"Now there's a reason for the Weeping Angel to actually weep."


"And that's a NEW RECORD!"

DAY 3 POSTIMG LINK

"Day rises again! Let's see what our contestants got!"

Day 3

"Being pelted by 1000 baseballs already isn't a good idea for a bet, but having them pelted by a heated knife is just asking for trouble."


"I'd trust Lakitu. They did end up surviving Knife's glorious display of brutality."


"Makes me wonder what the E shaped cookies tasted like."


"Merciless! A loathsome trio track down and brutalize a cat! We really should have a 'jeers' sign, like those Applause signs for moments like these."


"Looking fashionable there, Dubhe! Especially for an alien-gel."


"Oh, how terrible! The two cats were slain almost back to back! Truly a dark day for any cat lovers."


"Potential evidence: ruined!"


"Would you call that a mugging...?"

FALLEN 3 POSTIMG LINK

"Oh goodness, what brutality! Our deaths this time are..."
*[sign flipping 3.0]*
"Chair, Matt, Sega, Mark, Johnny, Snusty and Dusty!"
"Sheesh, what a slaughterfest. That drops our participant count to 15."
"Keep your spirits up, though, as the Hunger Games simulate on! Tune in next time for hopefully not Night 3 to Day 5, but Night 3 to Day 4!"

[Kennifer]

dusties nooooooo D:

[Whistle]

And I'm out.

[wingedcatgirl]

Beatrix what are you doing. Are you truly that hungry for beans?

[PowerStroke6001]

Once again, the Bensons assist Gabby Gabby! And here I thought they redeemed themselves...

[Zanreo]

RIP dusties :c

Uzume flicking a dagger tho

[BlackFaithStar]

Well that's not how I recall Jugglenaut uses Nosebot (the power sphere of size-shifting which is disguised as his clown nose) I thought it only worked on himself when he squishes it lmao.
Then the clown plays Russian Roulette with a balloon! Uh oh! Jugglenaut's balloons can be explosive! :0 Well at least no one died there. 
Another F to pay respect to the fallen Dusties.

[awe921]

"We barely avoid missing another day as we continue onto... HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR!"
*[wipes sweatdrop]*
"Let's move onto Night 3 and Day 4!"

NIGHT 3 POSTIMG LINK

NIGHT 3

"Are they weak to ice? I think elemental resistances are a big thing where Dubhe comes from."


"Wow, I wonder what wacky hijinks could happen with this."


"An unlikely end to an unlikelier enemyship! Enemyhood? Rivalry."


"Guess you could say this competitor is literally spirited now!"


"Looks like curiosity killed the cat."


"We're canonically in the flag zone, so I doubt we should be hearing this!"
*[shrug]*
"I mean, you can make a point that we likely aren't old enough to host this, but this is clearly illegal, is it not? If it wasn't a simulator, of course."


"But if Knife, or Knite, or Kite, or whatever was lucky enough to have the spell fail, wouldn't that be kind of redundant?"


"Your wish comes true, but you are still royally screwed! For this is HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOR!"
*[once per episode, please]*


"You know, I think I get him."

"Rise and shine, everyone! Day 4 is on the horizon!"

DAY 4 POSTIMG LINK

Day 4

"Ah... What? How? Well, Adachi's luck seems to be rather poor today- first no chocolate, and now he discovers he's related to a bunch of creepy dolls, or something like that. Sinister!"


"Oh, I better get hiding my tophat if we're gonna deal with a hat eater."


"They ARE an alien-gel, so..."


"The show's named after him, and the other questionably sane cop I remember reading about was pretty cool, so..."


"Should we award her with an honorary kill if she actually succeeded in killing said roach?"


"Fortunately, we're already sitting on chairs, so we win by not doing anything!"
*[chair spin]*
"And they spin, too!"


"You know, this is so ancient it'd be an actual miracle if we stumbled upon something older than this."

FALLEN 4 POSTIMG LINK

"And that concludes our update! For the fallen, we have..."
"(Eh? The sign is too heavy? That's okay, I'll help you out.)"
"Only Snagglepuss? Oh, how uneventful."
"Alright, just put it there aaand... done! Anyways, that makes our total contestant count 14! Tune in next time for Night 4 and Day 5!"

[PowerStroke6001]

Wait, so the Bensons are just bootleg Adachi dolls?

[awe921]

"Due to a shortage of witty, snarky introductions before we get onto the updating, we're just gonna yell out HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOR!"
*[wave wave]*
"That said, let's get into the slaughterfest! The bloodfest! Whateverfest!"

NIGHT 4 POSTIMG LINK

Night 4

"For an E, that's pretty good."


"Considering Nintendo owns Lakitu, I'd not blame Jugglenaut for this confusion!"


"Does Dubhe even have lungs they can damage with the cigarette?"


"That's a massive stat boost! I wonder if it'll do them any good."


"First we get girls that ARE the sword, so why not give them a SMALLER, ACTUAL sword?"


"Blink it or miss it, everyone! The Weeping Angel has fallen down into the pit (and probably shattered into uncountable pieces!)"


"I mean, it probably is a doll. Hearing must be hard."
"... but that means it hears in the first place. Shivers!"
*[shiver shiver]*


"A duel for the ages! Who will emerge victorious? I don't know! The event doesn't elaborate further! Oh, the suspense!"


"That's what we call a sidequest here, folks."

DAY 5 POSTIMG LINK

"Day 5! 4, despite it's unlucky number connotations, didn't end up being a very bloody day/night after all. Asides from the Weeping Angel falling into a pit, but still. Lets see if this streak continues!"

Day 5

"Aaaand immediately after I wonder if the next few days will be rather uneventful, we find ourselves staring at not one, not two, but three corpses! And two of them from a mutual kill, even!... maybe Knife/Knite/Kite just lodged itself into Jack-O-Bonny's head. The only thing we know for certain is that Adachi failed this side quest in record time."


"What an altruistic feat from Dubhe! Maybe that smoke helped them chill out?"


"Start the rescue helicopter!"
*[lower the ladder!]*
"And rescue the competitor!"
*[all of that and more, in our latest rescue collection of HGS City!]*


"That probably hurts, but not enough to kill. Unlike..."


"... the Bensons' stat boosts not even BEING acknowledged by the sheer power of Inferno Cop's Z Move! It was a critical to boot, too!"

FALLEN 5 POSTIMG LINK

"Will our fallen count be as empty as yesterday? We'll find out!"
*[sign flipping]*
"And for our recently departed, we have Weeping Angel, Knife, Jack-O-Bonnie, Adachi and the Bensons!"
"That's quite the huge drop, huh? Down from 14 to 9! We're in the final 10's, everyone!"
"So tune in next time, because things are really starting to get intense here. Don't miss out!"

[Whistle]

Wow, Bensons!

[PowerStroke6001]

So does that mean Dubhe won Gabby Gabby as a prize?

[BlackFaithStar]

Woowee, top 10! Not bad at all!
Jugglenaut in the river: "HEY!!"

[awe921]

"WELCOME BACK TO HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOOOR!
"As Night 5 approaches, we're here to inform you that the Feast is arriving! Soon after Night 5, we're sending in food, supplies, weapons and tragic memoirs that will likely be zoomed in as a contestant or a competitor dies. And then by some magic force, unlock itself to reveal an even more tragic image. Or fall through some convenient rain in slow motion."
*[swinging a turkey around the air]*
"Discboy nO THAT'S FOR THE FEAS-"

NIGHT 5 POSTIMG LINK

Night 5

"Ah! Yes! The 'assume your true angelic form' pose. Classic."


"You know, if we were anywhere close to the canon we belong to, every single reference would fly past our heads."
*[doesn't make it impossible for us to make one, though.]*
"Perhaps!"


"If you're going to eat like that, might as well start eating the wrapper too. And- what the actual... Are you *slicing* off the veins?"


"That's the second slap fight Inferno Cop has been in. You know, it kinda fits him, whiplashing from silly slap fights to obliterating someone off the face of this arena at the speed of sound."
*[thinking]*
"Huh, yeah... Like that fella, who was he? Ask Cop? Mace Cop? Hm."


"Death Jugglenaut... That's actually a pretty badass name!"


"You know, there's a good chance you just picked up a little rat who was inside treasure. A good pet? Probably. Can transform you into a superhero? Ehhhh..."

FEAST POSTIMG LINK

"Aaaand we're at the feast! If you would please, I'd like for you contestants to equip anything sentimental to you that totally hasn't been rigged to easily open up, fly off in slow motion or hit the floor in slow motion. We totally didn't do anything such as slightly increasing the diameters of your rings, outfitting any necklaces with fragile chains and giving lockets faulty locks."
*[waves, holding little mechanical bits in his hand]*

The Feast

"Lakitu, come on. The food was right there. You two arrived first, there were so many options BESIDES the likely poisoned cookies."


"Well, asides from the peaches."


"E gets shot! Unfortunately, it's a letter, so it couldn't have equipped anything sentimental that can be sent flying off. Shame."


"Both Uzume and Dubhe catch onto our totally not real plans of us totally not trying to milk the Feast for sentimental opportunities."


"... Okay, yeah, sure. Look, someone has to take something from the Feast, or atleast that's what I read so. So... Congratulations, Inferno Cop! You're now Inferno Cop (Death)! You take the title for yourself after slaying Death Jugglenaut! Wooo...."

DAY 6 POSTIMG LINK

"The feast wasn't particularly exciting- just your run of the mill bloodshed, no sentimental memoirs that we spent this whole episode building up to getting tossed, hitting the floor or opening up."
"Let's go onwards to Day 6, and see if there's anything exciting ahead of us!"

Day 6

"You know what? I'm still upset over the lameness of the Feast. Sooo... Discboy, switch the video feeds to Uzume and Dubhe!"
*[...???]*
*[nod nod]*
"Alright... Lets see if this works. Eenie miney miney moe, which one of you is gonna blow!"
"Congratulations, Uzume! You have obtained the dubious honor of getting blown up! Okay, bye bye!"
*[button boop]*

"Well, that asides, let's get back onto the show!"


"Whoa. That's some chill Dubhe got on there. I... wonder if I should try that one day. Just sitting on a lawn chair, at the edges of Pann Town, listening to some music..."

"Oh, folks in the audience! It seems Wildfire and Gabby Gabby have volunteered to show off a magic trick for us! Let's see what they've got!"
"Drum roll, please!"
*[intense drumming]*

"WOW! Incredible coordination from both Gabby Gabby and Wildfire! Surely they're gonna put this moment in the highlight heels, for sure!"


"It seems like the title of Death is too much for Inferno Cop (Death)'s ego to handle responsibly. Anyways, dial [FOOTAGE MISSING] if you wanna join his little cult here."

FALLEN 6 POSTIMG LINK

"Alright, alright, alright! Do we slump in deaths, or does the blood train continue?"
*[is that a real term]*
"Maybe. Flip the sign, Discboy!"
*[sign flip!]*
"We have the unfortunate casualties of Lakitu, Nintendo, E, Jugglenaut and the totally not forced at all death of Uzume!"
"Which drops our participant count to... the FINAL FOOOUR!"
"Tune in next time, as with that kind of count, we might just be looking at the end of the season here! See ya!"
*[wave wave]*

[Whistle]

My bets are on E.

[wingedcatgirl]

Wildfire please re-check your notes, our plural OC that gets a Miraculous is supposed to be Thunderbolt, not y'all