[Mafia] Close Circle 2

[PopcornPie]

"Well, since everyone just took all the <i>fun</i> jobs..." The little rabbit pouted. "...I <i>guess</i> I'll go save that stupid witness."

1.      He actually already had his weapon on him; That metal rabbit's foot was the Paw o' Death, combination machine gun, flamethrower, knife, eyelash curler, and bottle opener. (This is its picture) However, he preferred to use his paw as a last resort, and carrying a metal paw around wasn't very stealthy, so he'd go to hit up for an extra gun or knife. 

2.      The woods are no issue for a woodland critter. Lucky weaved in and out of the ground, using his nose to pick up the smell of a witness protected. It would be seamless if it weren't for the usual characters: bears, hawks, foxes, and loose dogs. To disguise his identity, he would be okay with getting covered in mud and debris.

3.     He decided to slip down the chimney, then remained very close to the wall. He wouldn't let anything escape his lips and would stay on the ground with his weapons clenched in his teeth. With his knife, he would silently stab a hole in any alarm or camera he noticed, then guide Charles through the back door, over the fence, and into the woods. If he ran into a Yarddog, they'd meet the buisiness end of his gun, but flee and hide if he found himself outnumbered. 

4.      The rabbit would finally lead Charles to the airport under the guise of the world's smallest seeing-eye dog, forcing Charles to wear sunglasses and himself a makeshift small dog harness made from discarded rope. The IDs would secured within the back of Charles's jacket with a distinguishing mark for the new one. If Charles managed to get home free, then Lucky would take the old ID and drop it into the sewer, where it would surely meet a watery grave.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Well, since everyone just took all the <i>fun</i> jobs..." The little rabbit pouted. "...I <i>guess</i> I'll go save that stupid witness."

1.      He actually already had his weapon on him; That metal rabbit's foot was the Paw o' Death, combination machine gun, flamethrower, knife, eyelash curler, and bottle opener. (This is its picture) However, he preferred to use his paw as a last resort, and carrying a metal paw around wasn't very stealthy, so he'd go to hit up for an extra gun or knife. 

2.      The woods are no issue for a woodland critter. Lucky weaved in and out of the ground, using his nose to pick up the smell of a witness protected. It would be seamless if it weren't for the usual characters: bears, hawks, foxes, and loose dogs. To disguise his identity, he would be okay with getting covered in mud and debris.

3.     He decided to slip down the chimney, then remained very close to the wall. He wouldn't let anything escape his lips and would stay on the ground with his weapons clenched in his teeth. With his knife, he would silently stab a hole in any alarm or camera he noticed, then guide Charles through the back door, over the fence, and into the woods. If he ran into a Yarddog, they'd meet the buisiness end of his gun, but flee and hide if he found himself outnumbered. 

4.      The rabbit would finally lead Charles to the airport under the guise of the world's smallest seeing-eye dog, forcing Charles to wear sunglasses and himself a makeshift small dog harness made from discarded rope. The IDs would secured within the back of Charles's jacket with a distinguishing mark for the new one. If Charles managed to get home free, then Lucky would take the old ID and drop it into the sewer, where it would surely meet a watery grave.

1. Emery has you covered. You get yourself a nice high-caliber sniper rifle with a very good scope and also a very sturdy combat knife. Something that can compliment you well for your sharpshooting abilities. And you have a feeling you're going to need them. (rolled 9)

2. Looks like your senses are a little bit off here. Must have been that beer you had earlier. You actually struggle to use your senses. They're just not working well for you it seems. And the weather is quite nice here, so you can't really find any mud. Oh well, not that you really need it. After a while, you actually do get your senses working and come upon Charles's house. (rolled 2 and 1+ for your heightened senses for a total of 3)

3. And this is where things start to go to hell for you. As you slide down the chimney, it would be right at the moment where one of the guards light up the fireplace and you fall right into the fire. Your body flames like a candle as you roll around desperately to put it out. You manage to save yourself after suffering bad third-degree burns all over your body, but you've also manage to set the house on fire. And even worse, some of the Yarddogs come in and fire upon the place. In the madness, you're not sure if it's the smoke inhalation or if it was the rain of bullets that tore through the house, but one thing was for certain: Charles is dead and you find yourself in the middle of a gunfight between the Yarddogs and some legit police officers. You get the hell out of here before the house collapses from the fire. (rolled 1)

4. Having failed to save Charles, all you can really do is dispose of the new ID in the sewer. He's dead now, what else could you do? You shrug as you go back to the hood. (rolled a 7)

Lucky O'Chopper has scored a total of 20 points.

[Florien]

I would make a joke about how the rabbit, stereotyped as being fast, was too slow to save the extraction target, but I promise you, we get out better with an exchange than they do, so it's all balanced out by the "accidental" death of that lieutenant. Those boxes, huge safety hazard. Code violations really... Anyway, Mr. Flapjack Slap-jack-back-lack-needs-a-tic-tac-knick-knack-paddy-wack-flac-stack-with-the-card-pack, please explain the precise mechanics of your game. I need to know my chances of winning money out of this mess if I'm to be a customer to you.

Lindsey says all that in the exact tone that makes it obvious they're trying to figure out how to get extremely rich extremely quick. Well, slightly slower than those good quality collector quarters would have, but still quick.

After all, I've seen the prices of the services open to us, and that makes me think we're going to be paid... not great for risking our lives and work with ahh... some requirement of skill. Still going to do my job, of course, it so far has been better than my time in Belgium. Cheap bastard who hired me there wouldn't even pay my hotel expenses. It wasn't even that much!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Flapjack looks at Lindsey with quite the shit-eating smile.

All right, here's how it works. You let me know how much of the money you'd like to wager. It can be all of it or maybe even some of it. Up to you really. But once we get into the game, I'll give you a card anywhere between 1-10. Then I'll shuffle the deck and I'll draw out my own card. And here's where things will get interesting. If your card happens to be lower than my card, you'll lose the money. Have it equal my card, no gain, no loss. But if your card is higher than mine, you'll win double what you wager. Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? If you do badly at a job or if you're just feeling a little greedy and really wanna rack up the cash, find me and we'll put it on the line. Who knows, maybe you could win big.

Flapjack just looks at Lindsey, still with that shit-eating grin, but now with a little bit of eagerness in the eyes.

[PopcornPie]

With scorched fur and bruises across his body, Lucky paced back to the cul-de-sac sheepishly. "Ummm...I didn't do it, Laddie. Should have taken the back door, haha."  With Lindsey steadily getting on his nerves, he angrily rubbed himself against her to stain her legs with char. "I am NOT 'too slow', I simply made a bad choice, okay?!


Whatever. He still had fun burning a place to the ground.

[Zanreo]

"SALES? I'M JUST THE GUY YOU NEED!"

Spamton's Specil Drug Deals!

1. Take as much of Sparxxx's drug stash as you need to make money for him.
"I'LL GRAB [A Little Bit of Everything], VARIETY IS [KEYGEN]! EAHAHAHAEAHA!

2. Head up to the main city districts of Singleton and set up shop. Try not to make it obvious to people the kind of merchandise you're selling.
"LET ME JUST SET UP A [Top 5 JoJo Stands] AND ADVERTISE THOSE WARES... ACTUALLY H0W ABOUT [Set Up Us The] "FOOD" TRUCK BUT WITH [Play Codenames Online] FOR THE "SNACKS"! IT SOUNDS LIKE [Delicis Meals] BUT PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS... YES, SELLING THE DRUGS FROM MY [Specil Cungadero] WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

3. Push your products and make that money. If someone tries to rip you off, feel free to extract that money from them, with a little bit of force if necessary.
"OF COURSE, I WILL CONVINCE MY [Esteem Customers] OF HOW [Great] OF A [Specil Deal] THEY'RE GETTING!
TO MAKE SURE I'M GETTING THE RIGHT AMOUNT, I'LL JUST [[Inhale Kromer]] RIGHT FROM THEIR POCKETS...

4.      Do what you can to avoid the unwanted attention of the police. If they give you any problems, do what you can to evade them.

"UH... COPS? WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST TOO SEEM LIKE A LEGIT [HonestMan]! GIVIN THE BEST IMPRESSON YOUKNOW? IF EVERYTHING GETS [$#!#]ED, [Get out of There] BY [Drive Away!!! NYOOOOOOM!]"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"SALES? I'M JUST THE GUY YOU NEED!"

Spamton's Specil Drug Deals!

1. Take as much of Sparxxx's drug stash as you need to make money for him.
"I'LL GRAB [A Little Bit of Everything], VARIETY IS [KEYGEN]! EAHAHAHAEAHA!

2. Head up to the main city districts of Singleton and set up shop. Try not to make it obvious to people the kind of merchandise you're selling.
"LET ME JUST SET UP A [Top 5 JoJo Stands] AND ADVERTISE THOSE WARES... ACTUALLY H0W ABOUT [Set Up Us The] "FOOD" TRUCK BUT WITH [Play Codenames Online] FOR THE "SNACKS"! IT SOUNDS LIKE [Delicis Meals] BUT PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS... YES, SELLING THE DRUGS FROM MY [Specil Cungadero] WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

3. Push your products and make that money. If someone tries to rip you off, feel free to extract that money from them, with a little bit of force if necessary.
"OF COURSE, I WILL CONVINCE MY [Esteem Customers] OF HOW [Great] OF A [Specil Deal] THEY'RE GETTING!
TO MAKE SURE I'M GETTING THE RIGHT AMOUNT, I'LL JUST [[Inhale Kromer]] RIGHT FROM THEIR POCKETS...

4.      Do what you can to avoid the unwanted attention of the police. If they give you any problems, do what you can to evade them.

"UH... COPS? WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST TOO SEEM LIKE A LEGIT [HonestMan]! GIVIN THE BEST IMPRESSON YOUKNOW? IF EVERYTHING GETS [$#!#]ED, [Get out of There] BY [Drive Away!!! NYOOOOOOM!]"

1. You sure are eager to make the sells. Maybe a little too much so. You grab a decent amount, but you do end up missing some of the varieties and leave them all behind as you set off to Singleton. You kind of rushed through it, but still, you might be able to do okay with what you have. (rolled 3 and 1+ for determination for 4 points)

2. You do set up a truck to sell the "food" and set up a place at a district that's not exactly booming with people, but you should still be able to get yourself a good amount of business. (rolled 6)

3. And while you do manage to make some sells, other people are skeptical of buying from you. They sense that you're kind of sketchy and of course you are. And as such, those people keep away from you. But you do manage to make some profits, so it could be worse. (Rolled a 5, plus 1- for lack of trustworthiness for 4 points)

4. The cops are not fooled at all by your claims of being an "honest salesman of food". They instinctively check your truck and find out what you're really selling. They impound the truck and pass off the drugs to the narcotics division (and given how corrupt the police force is, they'll probably smoke and snort all that away) and you get sent off to jail. Sparxxx once again has to use his connections to get you out and back in the hood. And he's not too happy with you over that. (rolled a 2 and 1- for lack of trustworthiness for 1 point)

Spamton G. Spamton has scored a total of 15 points.

[Zanreo]

"[OOF OW OOF] THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER..."

[Florien]

Hm. Interesting. Ties are ties. I'll consider it once I've been paid.

Lindsey does not sound like they're considering it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All we need now is the Strawberry Cookie to get up and do something, then we'll have everyone done and you will all get paid. Reminder Saturday, February 26 at 12 PM CST is the deadline.

[PopcornPie]

To pass the time, Lucky drafted a poem about the man he accidentally killed in an extremely brutal way.

[Kennifer]

Mila is going to

>Go back in her house and find a movie to watch.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Go back in her house and find a movie to watch. (Mila)

You find yourself a movie to watch on TV. It's not the greatest ever made, but it's good enough to pass the time.

[PopcornPie]

Lucky decided to return to his own abode and...

> Look for some chicken nuggets. He's hungry.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Look for some chicken nuggets. He's hungry. (Lucky)

In your haste to look for chicken nuggets, you put them in your mouth and they scream as you chew them. You spit them out and it turns out you've just put a live rat in your mouth and just chewed on it. It's all bloody and it's possible you might have gotten rabies from it.

[PointMaid]

...Ew

[Caret]

Steve meanwhile decides to waste his spare time and...

> spray-paint an advertisement for his ransomware business on a random building

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> spray-paint an advertisement for his ransomware business on a random building (Steve)

As you grab your spray paint, the sprayer part ended up breaking as you accidentally spray yourself and use it up. You and your clothes are soaked in paint.

[Caret]

This again? Why must Steve be covered in paint everytime he tries to draw a masterpiece? Not willing to take this anymore, Steve starts to ramble and laugh madly while trying to shake his paint off.

"<Queen of Cyber World>! ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE FOR <Giving LOVE> TO THE <One True Savior>, Big Shot Autos CEO <Spamtom>? Tell your <Unfair RNG Gameplay> to go <Burn in Despair!>!"

[PopcornPie]

"G'YAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Poor Lucky spent the next thirty minutes scrubbing dead rat flesh from his mouth and tongue.

[Florien]

While we wait for our most slacktastical associate, the cookie, who I have my doubts could turn in anything on time, much less do a job properly, I think we should move to... wait, fuck. I'm trained. Wait, fuck, it looks bad if a hench is being beaten up by street thieves. Well, retaliation time.

>Track down those quarter thieves and get those quarters back. As violently as possible.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Track down those quarter thieves and get those quarters back. As violently as possible. (Lindsey)

You haven't found them, but you do go around a very slummy area where the muggers usually tend to be. Maybe if you search the area well enough, you might be able to find them.

[Florien]

Lindsey, trying very hard to use those advanced "blend in anywhere" skills

>keeps searching for those thieves and robbers.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>keeps searching for those thieves and robbers. (Lindsey)

And you stumble upon them. But upon seeing you, they say "cheese it!" as they attempt to run away from you. You better get them quick!

[Zanreo]

'ALRIGHT, [SNACC TIME]

>look for something to eat, just a quick snack