[Mafia] Close Circle 2

[PopcornPie]

Wait a minute. Something is off with Lucky's body...something terrible.

"Beer. I need beer.

The limbless rabbit unloafed himself and travelled around the house in search of a cold one.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>try to fix the games... (Strawberry)

They're not exactly good as new, but you did manage to fix them and are playable as such. But don't be surprised if you have some lagging issues.

> see what's on TV (Steve)

Looks like you've found the News, which goes to a commercial advertising the Church of Escargoon.

[Dookie]

Wait a minute. Something is off with Lucky's body...something terrible.

"Beer. I need beer.

The limbless rabbit unloafed himself and travelled around the house in search of a cold one.

Tom overhears this, and immediately locks the door to his house and hides under his bed.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

(Future tip for Popcorn, if you feel like doing an action, follow through with it by doing this:

> Do the action

and it will be rolled, to possible comedic results.)

But anyway, Lucky finds some beer. Not the best tasting, but not horrible either.

[Caret]

"<Snult>? I refuse to <Convert Your Files for Free>! How did <Obscure Kid's Show Chracter> get his own ad when <The Man> keeps blocking me???"

Steve turns off the TV and instead looks for something to occupy his attention span.

> where's the spray paint?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... That was easy!

>Go ahead and play the games already...

[PointMaid]

Reina decides to > Try a quick single-player game of the basketball video game...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> where's the spray paint? (Steve)

You happened to find some in the garage. Looks like it has some spray left.

>Go ahead and play the games already... (Strawberry)

You manage to play a game that's kind of boring. And it's so boring, you actually don't mind that it's laggy.

> Try a quick single-player game of the basketball video game... (Reina)

You play as the Singleton Sharks against the Crunch City Camels on hard difficulty and you manage to beat them handily. Way to score off the net!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Looks like everyone here is all accounted for. We've got quite a bit to discuss. So if you could all please gather around outside the cul-de-sac, we can finally get right down to it.

[Weirdguy149]

The hobo had been sitting on his bed, whittling a stick in his hands with a knife until the word came out. With that, he got up then made his way over to the cul-de-sac.

[PointMaid]

Woo! That game is awesome!

...Fine, I'll put it down and come out. Coming.

[PopcornPie]

He entered with that beer secured between his nubs. "Alright, laddie. What was so important that you had to hire a pack of clowns from nowhere?

[Caret]

"Cul-de-Sac? Destination: Set. Looks like I'll have to <Show Off Now> my <Rad Art> later!!!"

Steve rushes out to the cul-de-sac.

[Zanreo]

Spamton also joins the others... just what was this all about?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All right, I've gathered you all here because the Cappers are in need of new blood. People with the killer instincts needed to get the jobs done well. A lot has happened lately. I've recently became the new leader of the Cappers. And that's all because the one before me, B-Daw, ended up getting killed in a drive-by shooting by those damn Yarddogs. We've had a rivalry with them going back to the 90s. And now... it's time to put an end to it. Put an end to the Yarddogs, put an end to their leader Jebidiah Kane, put an end to wallowing in this filthy-ass urban area. And have the Cappers grow beyond what it currently is. I feel like we can go beyond the Los Capucha district. Even become a whole force in the city of Singleton. You're all working for me and if you stick by me, you could all end up real wealthy by the end of it. But there's just one problem. Jebidiah Kane is a lot more clever than I anticipated. He has sent two of his people to come after you all and after me. And the problem is, two of you are one of Kane's people. Two of you are here to spoil this big old party I'm trying to throw. To toss all of us in the grave so the Yarddogs can rule the streets for good. And I'm not gonna have it, you feel me? Because if I learn which one of you are the traitors, I will make you suffer in so many ways, it will make the hottest place in Hell look like a nice Hawaii vacation.

[Kennifer]

"About time we find out what's going on with all this."

Mila jogs over to the cul-de-sac.

[PointMaid]

Huh

[Caret]

"Another one of <Dem Gang Wars>??? I'm the <Best Underground Cryptobros>! I've <Overthrow Tyrants> people like <George Washington Escobar>!! But he didn't let me take any <Fancy Souvenirs> home! Jerk!"

[Kennifer]

"Wouldn't be the first time I've seen this sort of thing, 'though I haven't gotten myself involved 'til now. But if it's going to pay well, hell yeah I'll do my best."

[Zanreo]

"HOL UP, YOU'RE SAYING THERE ARE TRAITORS [Best Funny Among Us Moments] ? WE'LL FIND 0UT JUST WHO THEY ARE!"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

As it turns out, Crepe fell asleep during their playthrough, and had to be dragged out into the cul-de-sac... Fortunately, their cybernetics recorded the speech, and Crepe quickly woke up a bit after...

Yeah, yeah, I got it, do your work, kill the traitors, get rich, yadda yadda... Wait... Rich? Think of all of the inventions I could fund... I'm in!

[Weirdguy149]

The man simply took stock in what the host was saying, looking mildly confused at the language he was using, then gave him an understanding nod. "Got it."

[Caret]

...<Spamton1997>?

Steve turns to Spamton, approaches the salesman, and laughs madly,

"It's your old buddy <Addison>! (Not to be confused with Addison, Addison, or Addison.) After all these <Pointless Years> I'm finally getting a chance to <Famous Autographs> you!!!! I've made myself a <Superfans, now starting at 429.99>! Tell me, am I a <BIG SHOT>????"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

And you're all about to get some work pretty soon. I'll have a series of tasks for you all to do. Just keep in mind that you can only do one of these tasks per day and you can only do these tasks once. So you better hope you manage to get it right. You'll earn yourselves money. Money you can use to try and figure out the ones who are trying to kill you all. Of course, the ones who are against us will also be using their own money to try and sabotage and kill you all. So keep this in mind. And the one who's the best performer will get to stay with me in my den for the night, under protection from the killers.... if they're not one of them, that is. Oh, and if you find yourselves a bit short on cash due to a bad performance or if you're just feeling a bit greedy, you can do a little bit of gambling with my friend, Flapjack, over by that table,

Sparxxx points to the table with the sleazy looking figure with all kinds of cards.

You might get lucky and increase that money or you can lose it all. But it's entirely up to you whether or not you decide to gamble. Though again, each of you can only do it once per day, so keep that in mind. Any other questions?

[PointMaid]

This sounds a bit like...

Never mind. But, yeah. That's what I'm here for. I'll earn that money. I'm good at sniffing out traitors. Good judge of character.