Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Guma]

And I'm down with the fishes.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

RIP me

[DaveTheAssassin]

There goes José, oof

[AyyBee121]

Welp, RIP Marisha I guess.
Also, I can't see images posted to postimg, so in the future, can you post them to the Trouble Cube image host as well?

[Dookie]

Wait if this is SNL where's the musical guest

[Billy5545]

Oof, I'm out

[PowerStroke6001]

Imgur couldn't load the pics when I tried uploading to it, so I had no choice but to use only Posting.

Anyway, BBZ doing what a Yakuza-inspired Bonus Boss does.

[wingedcatgirl]

Definitely recommend checking out the image hosting thingy we installed here on TC, as a backup backup for when Imgur has a bad time if nothing else. Hosts can also reupload there, which we've been doing for our host posts.

Upfour incoming, btw, though as we're still technically on the clock for four more hours we couldn't tell you for sure how long it'll take before we've actually written it.

[wingedcatgirl]

A Fine Death - Masayoshi Soken

Mondays, am I right? Anyway, here's some more violence for y'all.

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Night 4

We hear BBZ's laser is That One Attack.

Yahoo, yahoo, yayayayayayahoo-

Behold, the power of the tacklehug!

Unlucky defies his name once more, learning a niche skill to tear at the fabric of existence itself, instantly slaying the level 20 Knight Lord.

Jade's never actually been Ikarus, but they still decided to look up some Ikarus fanart, and they definitely like what they see.

The boy... of DESTINYYYYY... has found himself a tool with which to fulfill Jolyne's destiny of a brutal death.

Panchito makes a joke about Heavy D's reference yesterday!

Klee, in her guilt, has become a near-total misanthrope... only Heavy D and Wy-Six can get through her walls. A little bit.

... Tina they are spiderwebs what on earth possessed you to think they could suffocate a full-grown human

These four tributes have better things to do than blood and guts. They're here for selfies~!

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Day 5

BBZ, tired of Klee's self-isolation, gets assistance from five people she's met to summon her back into the open.

Man, phones this season, amirite?

More underwater guardian-slaying! Tina is not there this time!

Feline betrayal! Hobbes is slain by one of his own kin, and Del has no remorse!

Would help if we had an event tester thing, honestly. Like awe's helper tool, but backwards.

It turns out Jay-Ten's death might be a little more complicated than a simple backpack strangling...

Kaneda's assistance only irritates Jade further.

Rip in pepperonis, whatever TJ Combo wanted to accomplish.

It means, quit bippin' those buses!

Fallen Tributes

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Eliwood
Jolyne
Hobbes

* 18 left.

[Whistle]

Oh dear, Jay-Ten's... got something up.

[PowerStroke6001]

Ironic that that "mocking the incorrectly formatted event"'s... incorrectly formatted itself. :P

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Ladies and gentlemen, BLOODY TOM AND HIS SPECIAL PARTS!!

MUSICAL STALLING FOR TIME INTERLUDE: "Satellite of Love" - Lou Reed, ft. David Bowie

[comes in looking like conspiratorial Charlie Day once the whole thing is finished]

WELCOME BACK TO SNL, I'M WHISTLE!! I'm sorry for my FRAZZLED LOOKS and WILD HAIR, but I had to fix a SITUATION and rectify it! Don't worry, all has been PURGED into the VOID OF THE INTERNET!! Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère!!

[takes an exaggerated deep breath]

anyway, here's

BATTLE MUSIC: "Wonderwall" - Oasis

i need a break. let's get this show on the road. sponsored by Trouble Cube Host.IMG, a hosting site that will not knock you dry for no reason whatsoever!

NIGHT 5
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rings

• So hold on, how come our streets are so done that Calvin gets stuck enough and four people have to pull him out? Oh right, RAIN.
  
• Tina. Not holding any bars down, are you?
  
• Del trying to drive some sort of vehicle, but it's lucky Mel swapped the tapes. Who knows what could have happened? Oh dear...
  
• Z and D! putting TJ's life on the line because they're greedy. Lucky he survived!
  
• Wy-Six has faced Kaneda's wrath one too many times. Such a shame.
  
• My names are Poncitro Melo, Miguel Junipero and Francisco Quintello Gonzalez.
  My mother was born in Mary Bahia.
  The look of Miss Tupuna
  One day he spoke to Joseph.
  I came to see Grandma.
  Her names are Sophia and Mary.
  Dude then
  

okay, the sun's rising again, nice. off too...

DAY 6
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geese

• Kaneda's gettin' SLAM!med, to the full extent of the JAM!
  
• I feel Unlucky's luck could change... pull him out of the aircrash, 'cause he's your superhero.
  
• Chiaki! No! ...Although her little tiff with Mel was a bit funny, not gonna lie.
  
• Truth or dare... how many of you are in it to get out of here? I know Z might be.
  
• Klee seems to be a Jade fangirl, huh? Say, what color are your glasses?
  
• Gi-hun, I warned you. Dusty has wonderful properties.
  
• INCOMING ALERT FROM PRESIDENT SNOW!! Calvin has been stripped of his superpowers! How will this affect him?
  
• Oh darn, it's raining again. And now Huang's blending in so well not even Neil can discern it.
  
• Oh... no... that makes a lot of sense for Tina.
  

Bang, bang. Balls on fire.

THE FALLEN
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2 deaths: Wy-Six and Chiaki
Reporting to hangar: PowerStroke6001
Reporting to my office: Kennifer

So yeah. Good night. This has been SNL. BLOODY TOM may entertain you for the rest of the summer.

[PowerStroke6001]

Wy-Six's death is karma for me missing that one event that has since been yeeted from this season. (shot)

[Whistle]

You're fine, don't worry. :)

[Zanreo]

BBZ as a doctor? xD Thankfully that all went well

[Kennifer]

Tina continuing to… do stuff and not care about missing arms.

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back to SNL. This is SNL and I am Whistle. How are you today? Have you eaten yet?

These people sure haven't. Let's check in on how they're doing.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Battle Against Clown" - AKIRA

NIGHT 6
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a-laying

He's a real Combo man, sitting in his Comboland, making all his Combo plans for Combody.

Well, Mel just got caught stealin'. They're coming for them.

Niel? Nial? Neyl? Kneel? Kneehill? N'oeul?

Sea?

"See this? 'Bite the wax tadpole.' So philosophical!"

Balloon gun! RUN!

The cheese. It must be thrown.

"Oh, you've got 'Bite the wax tadpole?' Well, 'Looking me am a civilization person.'"

I wouldn't expect a biker to be a great violinist anyway.

I mean, with 45.6 billion won, you can do anything you want to really. If you're mentally healthy and greedy and such.

And now the sun has risen! Now comes...

DAY 7
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swans

I Spy with my little eye... [drinks]

Well, that's what you get for trying to sneak a second box of Tastee Wheat.

Oh darn! Del's got some reflection going on, and Jade's on the receiving end!

Oh boy, more beaming! Those poor three, I hope they're okay.

Oh well, D. See ya later... not!!

Well well, Kaneda's got a crab monster on his hands now, eh? What's he gonna do with that?!

I have to admit it, it hit the soft spot in my heart when I found out you wrote the book I read.

THE FALLEN
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2 deaths: Jade and Heavy D!.
wingedcatgirl would report to the Hangar if it weren't cohosting with me.
14 remain.

Alright, I'm off for a celebratory shopping trip. Goodbye, everyone, and so long! This is Whistle with SNL, signing off.

[Zanreo]

I appreciate the Backstroke reference x3

[PowerStroke6001]

TJ and Unlucky did not take any shots. :P

[wingedcatgirl]

"Triumph" - Masayoshi Soken

Are you ready for some blood and guts?!

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Night 7

Kaneda reminisces.

Mel, the food thief, thiefs some food!

Huang knows where his towel is! Unfortunately that place is real dang inconvenient.

Klee suffers the indignity of a kity not liking her! True despair...

Neil has insomnia.

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat whatever Panchito's trademark favorite food is!

Del's paranoia gets Tina blasted to smitheroons by Yelena, but he swiftly avenges his ally.

No, Moe speaks in all lowercase.

... Uh, "super deleted" or something, right? We totally know BBZ's catchphrase and definitely didn't forget it.

Attention tributes! The Feast has arrived!

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The Feast

They can't bear it any longer! Four tributes end it by their own hands!

TJ Combo learns the weird side of power-copying!

Huang's had quite enough of this guy - he relentlessly stalked Neil and swiftly ended his life!

Unlucky pulls a Wario and serves up some piping-hot Gi-hun nuggets.

The sun rises.

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Day 8

Here lies any hope of reconciliation with Neil. ... That is what Huang's hopes and dreams were, right?

The Boy of Destiny has promoted himself to the Boy of Death...

a certain onomatopoeia

Thunk. How anticlimactic.

Unluckily for Unlucky, he can't understand why his nuggets freaked people out so bad and the incomprehension ends his life.

And after all that, an arena event?! (PostImage)

Arena Event

Huang flees from the toxic gas, but Calvin takes his chance to shove Klee to her doom.

Fallen Tributes

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Tina
Yelena
Del
Bonus Boss Z
Panchito
Mel
Neil
Gi-hun
TJ Combo
Kaneda
Unlucky
Klee

* 2 left.

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Night 8

The best thing about walking is that Huang never needs to look forward or down.

... It's over. We have our seventh champion.

Final Results

The champion and mass-murderer is Calvin, Boy of Destiny and Death, nominated by Dookie!.

Joining him on the podium are The Map Maker's Huang in 2nd place and MisterJake's Klee in 3rd.

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And so the seventh season of Trouble Cube's Hunger Games draw to a close. This is Sylvi Tempest, signing off. (We'll pick our tributes later.)

[Billy5545]

Nice finale. Will nominate later.

Anyway, we, the mods should announce that the current nomination period will be for the (late) Christmas Season. It is recommended to nominate Christmas/winter-associated tributes, but it is not mandatory to follow the theme.

[Oggy123]

Partridge (Nonsapient, it/its)

Penguin (Nonsapient, it/its)

[Kennifer]

I bring you a couple tributes from Bob's Burgers Christmas episodes!

Miss Triple X-Mas (she/her, safe)

Gary the Candy-Cane Truck Driver (he/him, safe)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Agent 47 (Santa Outfit) NICKNAME: Santa 47 - Male - Safe

Harry & Marv - Duo - Safe Death Photo

[HypeKitty1]

Eirika - Gifts of Winter (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...Heroes.png) Yellow-Light Green
Nino - Flower of Frost (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...Heroes.png) Red