Life's a Beach 2

[Huney]

"Now THAT'S more effin' like it!!" Yuffie pumps her fist.

"Dang, Seph, maybe you're not so bad!"

[Risdio51]

"I assume that rowdy children like yourself love pizza, so I ordered some. Enjoy."

Sephiroth takes a slice of the pizza and eats it. Delicious.

[Huney]

"I'm not a kiiiiiiiid but OKAY."

Yuffie scarfs down the 'za. Maybe a bit too fast, as she chokes a bit on her slice.

[Oggy123]

Bandana Dee then checks the restaurant as well.

[Risdio51]

"Maybe not by age you're not a child, but definitely by maturity you are. No matter. Is it nighttime yet? I wish to stargaze."

[Cassie]

"Alright, this has been great!"

Eren quickly heads off to the pool and just sits by a chair.

[Florien]

Desenari meanwhile, has been remarkably quiet after the whole blow-up between Dawn and GWC. But now she speaks.

What if we killed both of them? They both seem dangerous to the island and to us all in particular, and if they're telling the truth about this incoming war... What downside would there be? We're in international waters, right?

Perhaps it would have been better if she hadn't.

[wingedcatgirl]

Eri shrugs. "Murder is illegal in this state." And very pointedly leaves the list at that single item.

[Florien]

Well, it's been implied that it's Illegal by Rul-Evexiven, but I don't think it's illegal by Rul-Auttreled. At least not here, unless this island is legally territory of some country or other, if you'll pardon the legalese. I certainly don't, I think keeping the old words around long after those languages were dismantled is pointless and deliberately obfuscating. Not that I intend to test this difference without majority agreement, though. Anyway, we'll see soon enough. Or maybe I'll be assassinated right out the gate! There'll be results one-way or the other.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Bandana Dee then checks the restaurant as well.

THE RESTAURANT

It is a combination of a restaurant and a bar. The restaurant is five-star, with all kinds of exotic and rare foods and the bar is stocked with all kinds of various alcoholic drinks, ranging from foreign beers to more exotic and aged wines.

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed also decides to head to the restaurant and bar. She's not exactly sure what time it is, but... let's face it, Hobbits are rarely very far from their next meal.

Could I get... whatever you would recommend with chicken in it, and a good ale, please?

[Cassie]

Eren is at the restaurant again.

>"I want some quality shrimp skewers."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The server gives Snakeweed some roasted chicken with mashed potatoes with chives, looking very stressed out over his job.

Yeah, here.

She quickly runs out of here.

>"I want some quality shrimp skewers." (Eren)

The server comes in and falls right on you, getting the skewers all over you and you manage to eat one, but it's not cooked at all and the meat is spoiled. You quickly run to the bathroom because you have food poisoning.

[PointMaid]

...Thanks! Snakeweed says to the server as they quickly shuffle off. It looks good!

She sits down and enjoys the meal, looking quite satisfied.

[Cassie]

After a bathroom fiasco...

"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IS THE SHRIMP SHIT!? WHY!?"

[Oggy123]

Bandana Dee then orders something.

"Can i have a burger, fries, and juice?"

[Dookie]

Bandana Dee then orders something.

"Can i have a burger, fries, and juice?"

A nervous young man takes Bandana's order.

“That's a burger, fries and juice. Right? I..I don't want to be like the last server.”

[Cassie]

Bandana Dee then orders something.

"Can i have a burger, fries, and juice?"

"I don't recommend! I tried shrimp and got food poisoning!"

[PointMaid]

This chicken is good, though!

[Oggy123]

Bandana Dee then orders something.

"Can i have a burger, fries, and juice?"

A nervous young man takes Bandana's order.

“That's a burger, fries and juice. Right? I..I don't want to be like the last server.”

"Yeah!"

[Dookie]

The server tells the order to the chefs.

Later, the chefs come out with the order.

“Have a good day, son!”

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Meanwhile, Dawn is looking through the resort. She specifically goes into the bar/restaurant.

She goes to the servers, who they give scorn to.

“I'll have what the little gumdrop's having.”

[Oggy123]

Bandana Dee then receives his order and "eats" it by absorbing it into where his mouth would be.

As he eats and drinks his meal, he looks at Eren and offers him some fries. "Want some?"

[Caret]

Steve has meanwhile walked into the restaurant.

"I don't need <ChooseMyPlate.gov>, because I'm a <Living Computers> program!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The server runs in and serves Dawn burger and fries.

Please don't let the boss see you here. I don't wanna have to deal with another mess. It took three days to get the coffee stains off the floors. Eh! I need a cigarette!

She walks off outside and smokes, just to try and relieve her stress.

[PointMaid]

...If you want one of my cookies for dessert, just ask, Snakeweed whispers to the others who are eating in the restaurant. But be careful. Just a half to start, maybe.