Life's a Beach 2

[Cassie]

...did he deadass catch the rock.

"OK I'LL GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

And so Eren runs back to Hut 1, but not before causing the sussy absence of a...random weapon.

[Risdio51]

"Kisaragi, they appear to be out of ice cream. Would you settle for a burger?"

[Huney]

"... yeah, sure..."

She groans, lying on the bed.

[Risdio51]

>order a burger instead

[Cassie]

[Void]

[Oggy123]

Lying on the bed, Bandana Dee then thinks about his old friends who he's been searching for.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>order a burger instead (Sephiroth)

You get one but as you bite down, it tastes nasty. You take a look at it and you discover the patty isn't cooked. At all. Looks like you're about to get the E. coli.

[Cassie]

>is there like, a drink somewhere around here. Eren's gonna want cola

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Correction: The burgers were for both Sephiroth and Yuffie. They're both getting the E. coli.

[Caret]

Steve meanwhile is conspicuously missing. Huh. Maybe you can catch him at the Surf Club.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>is there like, a drink somewhere around here. Eren's gonna want cola (Eren)

You find out that's room temperature, stale and out-of-date. Do you dare drink it?

[Huney]

"... the Shinra sewers was a nicer vacation spot than this."

[Risdio51]

"Then what do you suggest we do?"

[Huney]

"I'D suggest blowing up the entire island and making a daring escape! But I'm feeling like that's not an option available to us."

[Oggy123]

Lying down, Bandana Dee then feels thirsty.

> Order a drink from room service.

[Cassie]

>HE FUCKING DARES. HALF A BOTTLE.

[Risdio51]

"What music do you like, Kisaragi?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Order a drink from room service. (Bandana Waddle Dee)

You get yourself a glass or lemonade and it tastes pretty good.

>HE FUCKING DARES. HALF A BOTTLE. (Eren)

You manage to drink it without being disgusted and it goes down all right without risk of food poisoning.

[Oggy123]

"Aaaahhh..."

Bandana Dee then polishes his spear and exits his hut. He then goes into the pool.

[Huney]

"... Why are you asking?! Trying to plot my demise by luring me into a place with good jams?!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

THE POOL

The pool itself is pretty large, like the type that you would see Olympic swimmers use. It also comes complete with a two diving boards: one with a short height and one that's 15 ft. tall. It even comes with a tall slide for the kiddies. And around are several long chairs to relax in for those who would like to enjoy the sun. And there's even a lifeguard perched up there, keeping an eye on things.

[Risdio51]

"Simply attempting small talk. I, for one, don't listen to much music outside of simply imagining the pained screams of Cloud."

[Huney]

"Wholly and sincerely, how am I supposed to respond to that."

[Risdio51]

"…I'll try and get some ice cream again."

>try and order ice cream and pizza. Again.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>try and order ice cream and pizza. Again. (Sephiroth)

Looks like they just got some in. The pizza is fresh and hot. The ice cream is fresh and cool. And both is pretty good.