[Game] Party to Treason

[Risdio51]

"But can you think about faster please? I'll give you a Drake's Coffee Cake if you do~"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I'm not Newman! I don't do the coffee cakes! Give me tuna on toast and some Pepsi and it's a deal!

[Risdio51]

"I can get the Pepsi, but you're gonna have to live with a chicken salad!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All right fine! Chicken salad it is! I guess that's better anyway! Chicken is the opposite of tuna!

[Risdio51]

"Great! Looking forward to working with you, Georgie~!"

Asuka then blows George a kiss while winking at him, all with her sparkly eyes. There is not a hit of genuineness to this gesture.

[Huney]

"Sheesh, and I thought I was manipulative..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

George looks like he's about to be on the verge of vomiting.

Think I'm gonna be sick.

And no doubt about it, he is definitely plotting to find a way to get out of this. How will he do it? Who knows?

[Risdio51]

"Oh, feeling sick? I can get you a Pepto Bismal! Free of charge, no strings attached!"

[Florien]

CATS has a plan to save the day. First, password locks. They work great, until the pilots stop changing them out of frustration. Even then they still work pretty well because you're not supposed to ask the password, though there is an occasional problem of the pilots getting locked out of the spaceships. Then, the textbooks are swapped out for much more propaganda-heavy ones, and any questions are answered with "no, that's the way it is." This simple strategy works nicely. The third part of the plan, offering to take people's shopping trip for them and then walking off with their ration cards, works well. When people complain about the fraud by government officials, they just get told it was a test and that it's illegal to give another person your rations card.

[Florien]

Lanthanide calls in, a few hours later than she said she was going to.

Ah got waylaid. Had to deal with mah boss's things. Ah'm sure y'all understand, since Ah made you get mah groceries for me. Now, Jameson didn't even try, jus' sat around doin' nothin. But anyway, the most patriotic of you who did what ya were told and well... CATS. Seems ya've got it figured out. CATS, ya get a patriot point. It means yer next votin' decision counts double. Anyway, this time around's been a complete disaster, an' frankly ah don't trust any of y'all involved in that right now, so uh... Jameson, your lack of effort means y'all'll be able to sit around and be generally inoffensive, Ah think. You nominate the next chair.

...also yer next on the rotatin' list of who's in line to be presidin' member so... that too.

J. Jonah Jameson is now the Presiding Member.

[Dookie]

Mickey congratulates Jonah.

“Great job, JJJ! Be glad you're name isn't the letter after that!”

[PointMaid]

Pinky claps. Yes, congratulations!

Brain mostly looks grumpy that he's no longer the Presiding Member.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yeah, give the guy who's obsessed with Spider-Man that power when he hasn't done anything. At least I have experience as chairman. I did what I could. And I'd do better as a Presiding Member, lemme tell ya!

[Kennifer]

wwell as long as he does some good wwork and wwe can get somebody appointed as chairperson wwho wwill pass the right edicts i guess its ok
kinda seems like one a those rulers who doesnt do anythin though
do i got to state my case again as to wwhy id make a good chairperson in case he slept through it or somethin

[Risdio51]

"Yeah, Spider-Man is dumb! Obviously, Superman is the best superhero!"

[PointMaid]

...I'm more partial to Lex Luthor, myself, says the big-headed mouse.

Pinky looks like he has cognitive dissonance. But, that's a normal state for him.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Do you all think Superman has a sense of humor? Jerry always said that he had one just like anyone else. But I never heard him say anything funny. In all my time I read the comics, I never one saw him say anything funny. I think it's common sense that people either are born with a sense of humor or they're not.

[Risdio51]

"Of COURSE he has a sense of humor, Idiot George! He cracks jokes all the time in the 2013 comics!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, that's goin' against his character. Superman should be somebody who strives to be the every-man, trying to save the day and fight for justice each and every day. And all that going on, I really wouldn't think having a sense of humor would be the first thing on your mind. I mean, what if you were a Kryptonian and you got superpowers? Wouldn't you be concentrating on using them for good? I'd be focused on that, I wouldn't even find the time to think up jokes because I'd be trying to lift a train above my head to save people from going off a bridge. It just doesn't make any sense!

[Risdio51]

"Humor helps ease the tenseness of a situation after it's over!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Maybe so, but I'm just saying not everyone has a sense of humor. They always walk around, miserable. Miserable because they never get their way, drive off women, or live with a father who always berates them or wrestles them every Festivus! And all they can do is tell themselves "Serenity Now!"

George finds himself getting more tense.

Serenity now! Serenity now! Serenity now! Serenity now!, he keeps chanting to himself in a vain attempt to release his tension.

[PointMaid]

Many people are quite irritating, yes.

Poor man. You look like you need a hug.

[Kennifer]

is that serenity noww bit helpin at all cause it doesnt seem like it to me

anywway wwheres our presidin member so wwe can get this next batch a stuff underwway

[Risdio51]

Asuka pulls out a coin for one euro, and shows it to George.

"Hey George, have you ever seen a euro coin? I've been building a collection of them, recently. I can't bring myself to spend any of them…I got some kind of, uhhhhhhhhh phobia!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

George looks down after seeing the coin, having a "what-has-my-life-come-to" look on his face. After wallowing in mental pain for a few moments, Jameson, will you do something already?! he shouts at the media mogul.