05-11-2021, 19:02:02 PM
What rare insult is a good insult?
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
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05-11-2021, 19:12:03 PM
"What is it, Take a Worm For a Walk Week?"
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
05-12-2021, 02:35:34 AM
Your name truly does start with a "K" sound, and ends with an "L" sound. Else your capacities to achieve anything other than failure would be greater than zero.
I am the They who says it!
05-12-2021, 04:35:21 AM
"Not even if you were made of SOAP! Leave me be, sir!"
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
05-14-2021, 16:28:52 PM
Sorry for not getting back on this sooner, I've been busy as hell IRL. Well, glad to say that my busy period has ended today, so here's the top three y'all sent me:
Quote:"What is it, Take a Worm For a Walk Week?" Quote:"Your name truly does start with a "K" sound, and ends with an "L" sound. Else your capacities to achieve anything other than failure would be greater than zero." Quote:"Not even if you were made of SOAP! Leave me be, sir!"
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
05-14-2021, 17:38:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-14-2021, 17:39:06 PM by Superjohn 2.0.)
Most akward High school reunion.
I can't think of anything clever.
05-14-2021, 18:21:20 PM
“Hey, Ned, you're not still mad at me for that one time I gave you a wedgie are you? Ned, why do you have that shotgun? Ned? Ned? Ne-“
I like bananas. They're yellow.
05-14-2021, 18:51:19 PM
"Huh. This puts all the times I called you a girl in gym class into a new perspective -"
"Why is that the thing everyone remembers?!"
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05-14-2021, 20:24:15 PM
"Why do I always walk into the wrong class?"
05-14-2021, 20:40:13 PM
"So what do you do as a career?"
"I ship horses." "To where?" "To... each other?" You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
05-19-2021, 12:09:31 PM
Sorry I'm late, here is my favorite answers.
(05-14-2021, 18:21:20 PM)MatthewLM Wrote: “Hey, Ned, you're not still mad at me for that one time I gave you a wedgie are you? Ned, why do you have that shotgun? Ned? Ned? Ne-“ (05-14-2021, 18:51:19 PM)wingedcatgirl Wrote: "Huh. This puts all the times I called you a girl in gym class into a new perspective -" (05-14-2021, 20:24:15 PM)GoldenCityBird Wrote: "Why do I always walk into the wrong class?" (05-14-2021, 20:40:13 PM)Whistle Wrote: "So what do you do as a career?"
I can't think of anything clever.
05-19-2021, 12:23:31 PM
Look, it is far, far more practical to just mix white sugar and molasses than going straight for brown sugar.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
05-19-2021, 12:26:03 PM
"You put me in the Friendzone!? WAAAAAAAAAR!"
I can't think of anything clever.
05-19-2021, 17:43:19 PM
"No, no, we're black on the right side and white on the left side. They're white on the right side and black on the left side. I think it's obvious who's superior."
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
Person A: What do you mean, I spilled milk all over the table?
Person B: This means one thing: MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION!
05-19-2021, 21:20:33 PM
Because there is no good YIAY answers.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
Hackers from the opposing kingdom have broken into your questionable drawings stash and now are selling them online as NFTs (which stands for Nature Fucking Technology).
Obviously, you will rally your troops and crush your enemy!
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
05-21-2021, 08:11:54 AM
A couple days ago, I asked you all what's the most petty reason to start a war. And I got a lot of good answers here, a lot of good ones, but my picks are...
(05-19-2021, 12:26:03 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: "You put me in the Friendzone!? WAAAAAAAAAR!" (05-19-2021, 17:43:19 PM)Clancy Wrote: "No, no, we're black on the right side and white on the left side. They're white on the right side and black on the left side. I think it's obvious who's superior." (05-19-2021, 20:38:57 PM)Goose007 Wrote: Person A: What do you mean, I spilled milk all over the table?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
05-21-2021, 11:44:10 AM
Why are you ripping apart their clothes!?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
05-21-2021, 11:48:33 AM
How else am I going to get that spider off them?
I can't think of anything clever.
05-21-2021, 18:08:26 PM
Modesty is an oppressive social construct that prevents us from truly expressing ourselves! We must overcome modesty to truly reach our full potential as individuals! NUDITY FOREVER!
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
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