Brothers In Arms

[Kennifer]

"I'll have to see if she wants to share them. They're mostly romance, I think. With zombies." Linda chuckles. "She really likes zombies for some reason."

[psychedelicate]

"Well hey, zombie boyfriends have their appeal."

[Kennifer]

"I don't get it myself, but I've got my Bobby... it sounds like you and Tina would get along great though!"

[Dookie]

> Investigate Ur Mom's room (7)

There's nothing.

[Dookie]

"And remember, even if the ninja did strike, you can vote someone out."

[Kennifer]

"Oh right, voting!"

Linda seemed to have momentarily forgotten the whole "murdergame" thing.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

What do y'all think? Should we put Ur Mom to the vote? And I do mean Ur Mom the person, not your actual mamas.

[Kennifer]

"Well, Vivi did vote for Ur Mom, and then she turned up dead..."

"Hmmmmm..."

...Linda you're too drunk to think straight. Maybe. She didn't really have much else to go on, anyway.

[Caret]

But what if this is all a red herring planted by the killers to make Ur Mom (hehehehehe) look suspicious?

Doof starts pondering to himself.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I don't know.... we do know for sure Psyche isn't completely in the clear. But also, remember Henrik was the Magic Man and he had the abilities to muffle the evidence, but since we voted him off.... I'm guessin' the Ninja kill is somethin' that was done to possibly delay the inevitable that we're startin' to close in on 'em.

[Kennifer]

"You think whoever it was might've thought Vivi was the detective and didn't want her snooping around?"

[psychedelicate]

"I don't know... I just... what if Ur Mom is innocent? We can't just... kill her..."

[Kennifer]

"Is Ur Mom even sneaky like a ninja?"

Linda started laughing at herself as soon as she said this.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

That's what I've been sayin' all along, Linda.

Seedy Joe sighs as he pulls out his moonshine and chugs down a couple quarts.

Ol' Psyche's right... but what do we do? On one hand, I feel like we need to take some action and try to save more people from bein' killed. But on the other hand, what if we vote someone off that turns out to be innocent? Man, this sure is a hairy pickle.

[psychedelicate]

"What if we chose a random person to kill? I mean, this is just a game of chance at this point."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, if we are goin' to vote, I'm still leanin' towards Ur Mom.... that didn't sound right.

[Caret]

If we want to vote, then we should probably get this over with, and besides, we probably should have more evidence tomorrow if we vote an innocent out. Anyways, time to vote out UR MOM! Eh... that sounded much better in my head.

/vote Ur Mom

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Let's get the ball rollin' then.

/vote Ur Mom

[psychedelicate]

Psyche's still hesitant. She closes her eyes, extends her pointer finger, and turns around for a few seconds. When she stops and opens her eyes, she finds that her finger is pointing towards...

/vote Chongyun

[Kennifer]

Linda was too busy drunkenly laughing at "hairy pickle" to take much note of this.

"...Okay, randomly voting like that is kinda suspicious, miss missy."

[Oggy123]

"I know that, but don't you think we should at least try to do something?"
/Vote Ur Mom

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, but why's she voting at random instead of voting Ur Mom?"

Linda laughs some more.

"Oh god. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But that name though! But seriously, she said we can't just kill Ur Mom if she's innocent, and then voted for somebody else? What if they're innocent too? Why didn't she just skip voting then?"

[psychedelicate]

"Skipping a vote would be pointless."

[Kennifer]

"As pointless as voting for someone at random?"

Linda tilts her head to the side.

"Explain yourself, miss missy."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

She's got a point there, Psyche. You wouldn't be tryin' to cover up for anyone, would ya? Or were you the one who killed Stolas? Because he was my friend and it really tore me up when he died. And it'd really tear me up if I found out you're one of the scum. Because I thought of you as an honorary granddaughter. Just tell me the truth.... please.