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"HELLO, everyone! I'm Dr. Coomer!" An old looking man in scrubs walks in, looking over the contestants. "My awful ex-wife ruined my life and everything I worked for! But she made good ravioli! Let's see if anyone today can do it like she did!"
A long, solid pause.
"HELLO, everyone! I'm Dr. Coomer! My awful ex-wife ruined my life and everything I worked for! But she made good ravioli! Let's see if anyone today can do it like she did!"
...
"HELLO, everyone! I'm Dr. Coomer!"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
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"Are you okay? You sound like a broken record."
Linda chuckles nervously. She also seems to have given up on her snack hunt because wow that did not go properly.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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”And here's another one!”
Name: Fawful
Game: Brothers In Arms 2
Favorite Food: The Super Fawful Mustard Sandwich of Ultimate Fury and DOOM!
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Suddenly, a strange bean-like man busts through the door, wearing this lovely outfit.
Eeyah ha ha ha ha! I am the judge of today's round of cooking game show, who's name is Fawful! I HAVE EXCITEMENT!
Doofenshmirtz meanwhile is trying to contain his excitement.
Are you... [gasps ] THAT Fawful from Evil Today's list of greatest evil overlords of all time? OH, HECK YES! Can I have your autograph?
I love new fans, but Fawful will save the hand of signing for consuming the fruits of labor that this magnificent kitchen will make !
The doctor shoots a disappointed look towards Fawful.
Anyways, I expect a feast of delicious deliciousness made from the team that is red! If Red does not succeed on making the feast out of their labor, then I WILL HAVE FURY!
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*Hehehe. Third times the charm.*
*You can hear movement in the room. The room that was vacant has now been filled.*
*Chongyun awakens in his room…he immediately grabs Icy and consumes it with a grumble*
“I'm an exorcists not a chef. Why do I have to do this.*
*He sighs.*
“Well no use complaining now.”
*He sits up on his bed and vibes*
**Enter Chongyun. The Icy Babey.*
ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴡʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴛᴏᴏʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴏɴɢʀɪꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜɴʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡ 
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"Oh, more guests!" (Oh hey, more newcomers!) Google Translate goes to greet today's guests.
"Hello, I hope you have fun here!" (Welcome, hope you have a fun time here!)
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Hey, Dr. Coomer. You remind me of my granddad. His mind went out in his later years too. But don't worry. We'll make the best food you won't ever forget.
Seedy Joe then notices Chongyun.
Hey, who's the new person?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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"Oh hey, you must be Patchy's replacement. Hi there, I'm Linda!"
...please ignore the fact her face is pretty badly burned... ow, her face!
Stupid doomed timeline...
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“I- excuse me your face is….how do I say….ah! Burned! Do you need assistance?”
ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴡʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴛᴏᴏʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴏɴɢʀɪꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜɴʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡ
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*Looks at Joes*
“Ah! Me I'm Chongyun. I'm an Exorcist.”
ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴡʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴛᴏᴏʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴏɴɢʀɪꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜɴʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴡ
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Bandana Dee approaches Chongyun.
"Hey! You're the new guy!"
Hiiii!
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*MHM*
“They say revenge is a dish best served cold. We here at Brothers In Arms say your enemies are a dish best served cold.”
“So that's why...”
Henrik's dead body appears.
“Bone Apetite!”
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Nice meetin' ya, Chongyun! I'm Seedy Joe Bourbon, redneck cookin' extraordinaire. Any animal you find layin' dead on the side of the road, you better believe I can make a damn good meal out of it.
He turns his attention to Henrik's corpse.
WHAT THE HELL????
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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"I got shoved into the oven. So yeah, it's pretty painful..."
Linda notices Henrik's body.
"...Oh my god."
Stupid doomed timeline...
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“We couldn't get Junko...for reasons. So we got the next best thing! An enemy of our own!”
Audley starts to put a hazmat suit on.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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"Oh, you can change that! Hi Jung Yoon, I'm a google translator!" (Ah, and you're the replacement! Hey, Chongyun, I'm Google Translate!)
She then sees Henrik's corpse...
"Hell, what are you waiting for? I don't want to eat it? ... did you come back?" (Wait, what? What the hell? I'm not... eating that! ...How is he back here anyway?)
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"Can't we just cook some normal food? Like beef?"
...Linda really, REALLY hoped Hugo wasn't watching this and getting ideas that she might bring some of these recipes home to Bob. Although this set could probably use a health inspector...
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Linda's right! What's wrong with normal food? Right now if ya'll want, I can grill up that ferret I shot after I found it diggin' in my trash back home. Ferrets are pretty good too, especially with French fries.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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“Mentira, open a portal for me.”
Mentira opens a portal, and Audley goes through......
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Psyche screams at the sight of Henrik's corpse.
"NO! THE JANITOR GUY IS DEAD! WHYYYYYYYYY"
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Audley comes back, and brings the dead body of a little girl.
“Did you kill her, or-...”
Audley throws it onto the table.
“Yum!”
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HEY! What are you doing with that... dead girl? Is she's... oh no...
Doof heads to the bathroom to puke, while Fawful lets out a slight chortle.
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Bandana Dee is stunned.
Hiiii!
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