Brothers In Arms

[Kennifer]

"Hey, I'm not eating rats..."

[Cassie]

The thought of rats, hell, any animal meat with chocolate disgusts Henrik to the point that he retches.

[artsyGeek]

[Momoe looks at Pico, just realising she hadn't introduced herself yet.]

"..just, Miss, Sir."

"..thanks for reminding me about that, though. I forgot I hadn't introduce myself yet. I'm Momoe Sawaki. Nice to meet you."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

It ain't just rats, either, Seedy Joe says as he looks for a deep fryer. All kinds of animals I found in this here cooler I lug around. I found this rabbit that was run over on the road that was lyin' there for three days now and I'm eager to cook that up too. Squirrels, raccoons, deers, you name it! My favorite though is possum. You can make some great meatballs outta possums, let me tell ya there.

[Cassie]

"Nice to meet you, Momoe."

[KungFuCutbug]

“Momoe? That's cute,” [Pico snickers to himself.] “Name's Pico, icon of the Newgrounds! Nice to fuckin’ meetcha.”

[Kafkaesque]

"Well, Seedy Joe, you certainly sound like a man with interesting tastes! I'd be eager to try all you have to offer!" Stolas is still saying all this with total sincerity in his voice.

[Kennifer]

"Raccoons? Oh no!"

Linda is thinking of the cute (to her) raccoons in the alley behind her restaurant. (She can be glad she wasn't around for a certain... incident in her previous game.)

She then turns to Momoe.

"Hi, I'm Linda!"

[Cassie]

"I'm Henrik."

[Caret]

Doof turns to Pico and Momoe.

Because some people are absolutely idiotic! Anyways, my name's Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtz! Nice to meet you!

[MadeOfMilk]

Anyway, I'm Ursula Motherford. Please refrain from making the obvious joke, I've heard it a million times.

[Billy5545]

"I'm Patchy th' Pirate. Also, join me in th' Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club! I promise ye that I'll bring Spongebob over t' cook us Krabby Patties!"

[Kafkaesque]

"Oh - introductions, yes? Prince Stolas. As all these fine fellows know already."

[psychedelicate]

"Which one? "Ur Mom?""

[KungFuCutbug]

“Pfft—”

[artsyGeek]

"..ah, nice to meet you all, too."

[MadeOfMilk]

Ur Mom groans

Gosh I'm never gonna hear the end of this, am I...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hiya, Momoe! And Stolas, you're just in luck, because right here... he opes up his cooler and takes out a decent-sized tupperware bowl, are my world-famous possum meatballs. Or at least famous where I'm from. There's enough for everybody. I'll just heat 'em up here real quick and you can all help yourselves.

He heats them up in the microwave for a few minutes before he pulls them out. He pulls out some skewers from his backpack and puts everything on the counter.

Well, come on. Dig right in! All on me.

[Kafkaesque]

"Everyone!" Stolas chides. "Have a little decorum, please! What kind of lout treats Ur Mom with such rudeness?"

[psychedelicate]

Psyche's stomach grumbles. "Ah, geez, I'm hungrier than I thought..."

She helps herself to some meatballs. "Mmm. These are delicious. Don't get what all the fuss is about."

[Kafkaesque]

Ah, possum meatballs! Good enough for him. Stolas takes a few and looks around for someone to sit and eat them. He's far too classy to eat standing up.

[Kennifer]

Linda is too busy trying to be polite and not laugh at the "Ur Mom" thing to bother with the meatballs right now.

[Oggy123]

Bandana Waddle Dee soon appears.
"Hi, everyone!"

[Cassie]

"Oh, hey-" Henrik then looks down, astonished at Bandana Waddle Dee's height.

[artsyGeek]

[Momoe notices the lil' guy's greeting.]

"..pfft.. Hey."