[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip

[Cassie]

"Alright, but I need to get my fish burger first." Libre says whilst struggling to keep his bobbit worm hidden under his jacket.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“That's not what it means by being a free country, you- OK, just let me exert my constitutional rights to pay for everything. It'll be fine, I promise. Now please, put the gun away before somebody here calls the cops. ”

[Cassie]

"MA'AM, WHERE'S MY FISH BURGER THAT I ORDERED FOR TAKEAWAY!?"

[wmradar]

Now that Samuel is talking to Matthew, Wm goes back, grabs the food he dropped, and bolts it back to the van.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sorry, darlin', we were backed up in the kitchen. Here's your food.

The waitress serve Yammark and Libre their burgers. Both of them appearing to have undercooked meat that's still red and bloody.

[Cassie]

Libre rushes back to the vehicle after getting the burger.

"Welp, looks like it's a more fitting...whatever than i expected."

The bobbit worm takes the fish burger, leaves Libre's jacket, and monches it.

[josh6243]

Commander Yammark savors her burger in a rather enthusiastic manner. Her table manners are incredibly messy as the burger splatters everywhere. Ew. Can't Reploids eat normally like the humans they're attempting to emulate?

After that fiasco, Commander Yammark enters the car with Metal Shark Player. They're done here, anyways.

[Cassie]

Libre sees Metal Shark Player. "Oh hey, who are you?"

[josh6243]

"I'm Commander Yammark's big brother. My code name is Metal Shark Player. You could use Steve if you want. Pretty simple, right?"

[Cassie]

"Oh, okay Steve. My name's Libre."

After that, he notices that his cheeseburger is...quite undercooked.

"Ooooh, don't make me makeshift a fire for this..." he says, not really aimed at anything but the cheeseburger.

[josh6243]

"Pleasure to meet ya, Libre!"

[AyyBee121]

"Hi, Libre! I'm Bee! Oh, if this burger isn't good for you, I have plenty of snacks in my bag." He holds up a dark brown satchel.

[Cassie]

"Gimme that burger yo!" Libre immediately takes a burger from the satchel Bee has, throwing away the uncooked burger (which gets eaten by the bobbit worm).

Meanwhile, a thud can be heard at the roof of the car. A bag of trash can be seen falling off the roof.

"Youch!"

"...There's a trash fairy on the roof!"

[Dookie]

"...What's a trash fairy?"

[Cassie]

"It's an aberration. Fairies like this are usually magic creatures representing an aspect of nature, but this one represents an aspect of manmade waste." The bobbit worm answers.

"Who are you calling an aberration, eh!?" The fairy asks, pointing down at the worm.

[wingedcatgirl]

The gravity-inverted kity is once again on the ceiling of the car, tearing away at a big grilled fish it got somewhere.

[josh6243]

Being bluntly honest to the trash fairy, Metal Shark Player states, "Never heard of you before... And I specialize in scrap manipulation."

Curious as always, Commander Yammark asks the cat, "Woah! Where did you get that fish?"

[Cassie]

"Huh." The trash fairy responds curiously. Suddenly, another trashbag emerges, making an impact on the car roof.

[Dookie]

"Hey!"

"Could you please stop throwing junk on our car? We're trying to go somewhere."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea! We're not garbage collectors!"

[Cassie]

"Just hit the gas! There's a scrap cleaner here!" The trash fairy retorts, pointing at Metal Shark Player.

[josh6243]

Grumbling under his breath, Metal Shark Player attempts to clean up the mess left behind by the fairy. Commander Yammark just laughs at his plight even as she receives a fierce predator's glare 100%.

[wmradar]

Wm, who is by now schlepping Dookie's loot to the van (he took the scenic route), sees a giant pile of trash land on top of the van. Once again, he drops Dookie's loot to do some cleanup work.

"Cleanup" being a very loosely-applied term. Wm, in fact, picks up anything that's on top o the van and throws it off of the van into the parking lot. If the cops saw this, Wm would rack up a fortune in littering tickets. 

On top of that, Wm is somehow unaware of Metal Shark Player already in the process of cleaning the place up.

[Cassie]

"When are we going to the next destination?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Well, let me start the car and we'll figure it out."

Matthew tries to start the car, but he can't seem to. He keeps trying to ignite it and ignite it several times over, but nothing. It's not working. He sighs.

"Is there a nearby mechanic?"