[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I don't know about you all, but I could use a bath." Matthew heads to the bathtub and turns on the water, only for brown stuff to come pouring out.

"Guys, is water supposed to be brown? I don't think it's supposed to be brown... or chunky."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Oh... SHIT!  Literally!

MP notices the brown bathwater and tries his very best not to puke from the stench.

[wingedcatgirl]

"... Welp, I'm out," the cat says, and wings out the window to sleep in the car.

[Zanreo]

"...Yeah I think I'm gonna hold off showering tonight" Zanreo says as she goes back to the room, looking through channels. Hopefully there might be one with funny bootleg movies...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"What else could be worse?"

Suddenly a few loud bangs are heard. Then seconds later, more bangs come by. You all get outta here! This is no place for you! Then a few more bangs come. Suddenly, the clerk shows up, holding a shotgun.

Sorry about that. We got some damn crows that always try to flock to this place. Having birds like that around isn't good for business, you know.

His shotgun goes off and blows a hole in the ceiling.

Heh, heh, sensitive thing, ya know. Gotta be careful with this; slightest touch can set it off..

The shotgun goes off again, with the blast narrowly missing Zanreo's head.

Oof.... boy that would have been embarrassing if that would have blown off the purple-headed chick's head. What would I have told the cops?, he laughs. I should probably find a new shotgun..., he cloeses the door and leaves.

[Whistle]

The fox awakens from the gunshots in another room. She gets up, puts on her hook.

Cracks the door open, sees the clerk walking by with his shotgun.

Sneaks out of the room...

[Zanreo]

"Woah holy shit-" Zanreo says as she dodges. "Jeez, be careful with that! Anyway, where was I..." As the clerk leaves, Zanreo starts looking through the channels again.

[PointMaid]

After hearing that in the hallway, PointMaid opens a window and scrambles out, heading for the car. She can sleep sitting up in a seat better than she would here...

[MadeOfMilk]

"....I'm not getting a refund, am I"

[Dookie]

“HOLY SHIT!”

Dookie packs up his bags again, and immediately runs out to the front door.

“Sorry, emergency.”

In actuality, he thought her screams of ‘GET OUT’ were meant towards them, not the birds. So he agreed.

[josh6243]

Just as she's about to enter her room, Commander Yammark notices the commotion and attempts to investigate. She runs into Dookie by accident.

Oops. How clumsy of her.

With a goofy grin on her face, Commander Yammark states, "Sorry about that, but can you tell me what's going on here?"

[Whistle]

All the while, the fox sneaks around, getting into her car.

She watches from afar, waits for... something... or someone...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Can I at least use the toilet?" Matthew opens up the toilet, when a rattlesnake pops out suddenly, which nearly bites him and gives him a heart attack. He whooshes out the bathroom and slams the door close. He moves a dresser to block the door.

"So, yeah. Bathroom is out of order. We all might have to go behind the dumpster or something."

[Zanreo]

"Ugh... is this really our only option for a place to stay?"

[MadeOfMilk]

"Unless you want my sleep-deprived ass to drive for a few more hours... maybe." Custard replies as they slowly sink into the mattress.

[artsyGeek]

[Geek simply rubs her eyes. It's clear that she's rather sleepy.]

"Yeahhh.. We just need to stay one night in here, right?"

[wingedcatgirl]

"You could also ask someone else to drive!" the cat calls from outside. "... Dunno if anyone's even gonna hear that with their useless human ears," it mutters.

[Whistle]

The fox, whose ears are large, gets out of the car, raises her hand. "I, I could or something."

[Dookie]

Just as she's about to enter her room, Commander Yammark notices the commotion and attempts to investigate. She runs into Dookie by accident.

Oops. How clumsy of her.

With a goofy grin on her face, Commander Yammark states, "Sorry about that, but can you tell me what's going on here?"

"I'm not sure, but we should probably not stay in this motel."

He goes into the car and takes a pillow out of his bag. He lays down and falls asleep.

[madface7]

Mad yells out from the door to the motel,

"Just deal with it, alright? You won't die."

[Guma]

Good thing I brought Poland Spring!

All the water they had brought had exaporated.

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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“I need sleep.” Matthew lays on his bed, which breaks in half the moment he lays down. “Aw damn.” He shrugs then falls asleep on the broken bed.

[madface7]

Mad heads to a bed and lies down. A cockroach crawls into her mouth, but she coughs it out... while also somehow expelling flames from her esophagus. Huh.

"Oof, when I cough like that, I feel like I'm gonna split in two, I tells ya."

"'I tells ya'? Why am I talking like that? Eh, whatever."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Hey, I'm just telling ya there's other options," the cat calls back, "it's up to you whether you take 'em!"

[madface7]

"Yeah, well, Custard's the GM, so..." Mad calls back.