[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip

[Zanreo]

Zanreo wakes up, gets the hell out... or intends to, at least, before she notices the fire.

"Ok, who decided to burn down hotels everyday?"

[artsyGeek]

[Geek wakes up and.. oh shite there's a fire?!]

"WAIT WHAT?!"

[Whistle]

The fox bursts the trunk open with her head. "FIRE?!"

[Cassie]

"CLERK, THERE'S A PROPANE STOVE FIRE!" Libre hastily yells.

[Dookie]

Dookie, who slept in the car, doesn't even notice the fire, but he sure here's the screaming.

"Huh. Woder what's going on in there."

He goes inside, but doesn't seem anything of note. Just people yelling at the staff.

[wmradar]

The bum, meanwhile, is zipping back and forth trying to contain the fire... with a plastic bucket.
Anyone in his general vicinity will see him put the bucket over a piece of the fire, only to see another piece that isn't under the bucket, at which point he puts the bucket over *that* piece, and on and on and on.
The Fire Rescue team, he is not.

[josh6243]

Commander Yammark calmly enters the building and watches the bum trying to futilely put out the fire, much to her annoyance. To prevent any further danger from happening to him and his surrounding environment, she attempts to knock out the bum with a pinch to the neck. If the RNG smiles on her today, she attempts to drag him out to safety.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

MP wakes up belatedly...

FIRE?!

MP gets the hell out of there into the car, along with his oversized luggage bags.

[wmradar]

Stupid-- fire--- just-- stand-- still-- so-- I-- can-- *THUNK*
The bum is now unconscious, thanks to Yammark pulling a Spock.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The clerk puts out the fire with his fire extinguisher. He fights it for a long time but he puts it out eventually. He walks up to the others.

Is this CustardAndPie person up yet? Because the night is over and there's the matter of a bill...

[josh6243]

Still determined, Commander Yammark continues dragging the bum out to safety. For obvious reasons, she quickly stuffs the bum inside the passenger's side of the car and buckles him in like a proper human should. That's what the human rules state, right?

"And I'm not too sure about that," replies the dragonfly-armored Reploid. "We need to get to safety first."

[Cassie]

"CUSTARD? THE NIGHT'S OVER!" Libre yells.

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

"THERE'S ALSO A FIRE. Might wanna take care of that."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Are you blind??? I just put out the fire! , the clerk says as he sprays the extinguisher at Playing's face.

[Cassie]

"CLERK NO DON'T SPRAY AT HIM!"

"CUS, THE MOTEL BILL!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I don't think Custard is waking up.... Well, I guess someone has to take some leadership here. Clerk, how much is the hotel bill?"

Ah, yes, the bill. It comes to.... $2500/

Matthew stares at the clerk in a state of shock.....

"How? Why? We don't have that much money. How much money do you all have?"

[wingedcatgirl]

"I'm a cat," the cat says, "I don't have shit."

[josh6243]

Unaware of how an economy is supposed to run, Yammark replies, "Uh, do you accept scrap parts?"

[Whistle]

"I don't wanna give up my other hand!!" the fox says.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

No. I don't want parts or hands. I WANT CASH!

[Dookie]

“.....”

“I have like $20. Would that work?”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

It's a start, the Clerk says as he snatches the $20 bill from Dookie. Now you just have $2480 more to go.

[Dookie]

“Hey! Give that back! That's my allowance!”

He fights for the $20 bill.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The clerk shoves Dookie down.

You still owe a lot of money. If you can't pay it off now, you'll all have to work for me for a while...

[Cassie]

As Libre picks up the comically small cup holding his pet bobbit worm, he hears bill amount.

"CUS WAKE UP WE NEED $2480!"