[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip

[madface7]

"Yes."

[wingedcatgirl]

The calico cat that's been sitting on the roof this whole time stands up and stretchyawns. The cat seems completely immune to any inertial effect of the car's motion and remains firmly where it sits with no regard to any acceleration, braking, or turns.

It spreads its wings, enjoying the feel of the wind for a moment.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"If that's where we're going.... anyone know any Portuguese?"

[PointMaid]

"I know Spanish, but not Portuguese. I can often figure it out if it's written, though."

[MadeOfMilk]

"Actually, we're going.... you know, I have no fucking clue. Maybe these coordinates are in Brazil, maybe they aren't. but that's not important, what's important is we need a damn motel!"

[wingedcatgirl]

The cat leans over the car roof and taps on the front passenger's window.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

MP notices the cat and opens one of the windows for the cat.

Come on down, little kitty...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Matthew looks out the window and notices a sign.

"What does that sign say? Could we be coming up to a motel or some food or gas or something?"

[MadeOfMilk]

Custard leans out the window and squints. Some of the sign's neon letters were burnt out, causing it to read OT L 9, but it was still easy to tell it was supposed to say "Motel 9". Below that was the slogan "Fuck you and fuck your lights, we're not leaving them on"

"Okay, guess we're stopping at OT L 9, then"

[Subparman]

Zorua's still looking vaguely sick and laying on the floor with his eyes comically glazed over, but he springs up in a second upon hearing MP. “Kitty? Lemme see, lemme see,”—leaning over to the window he's opened to do that psps thing.

[artsyGeek]

Geek just squees at the kitty. "Awwww!! How adorable!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I like cats." Matthew scratches underneath the cat's chin.

[josh6243]

With rosy-red cheeks and a nervous smile on her face, Commander Yammark attempts to pet the fluffy-wuffy cat. Aw! Aren't they adorable?

[MadeOfMilk]

The giant-ass clunker of a car pulls up into the motel parking lot.

"Can you guys stay in the car while I work shit out with the front desk? I miiiiight have to do some haggling..."

[wingedcatgirl]

The kitty steps off the roof and onto the ceiling, sticking there effortlessly as though this was some kinda Super Mario Galaxy situation. It accepts all the petpets purringly.

[MadeOfMilk]

As Custard walks into the motel... well, it looks like shit. Kind of eery, too. But they figure this is their best option as they ring the bell on the front desk for service.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The Motel 9 clerks sits at his desk, reading a magazine, laughing out loud. HA HA HA HA HA HA, that is so droll.

He hears the bell ring when he notices someone at his desk.

Hi there, how may I help you today?, he says with a sly smile.

[Guma]

Guma never took heir eyes off heir Switch.

Ugh, this place reeks. Who died in here?

[artsyGeek]

"...okay, this is creepy. I think I'm better off sleeping in the car." Geek uttered.

[PointMaid]

"...Definitely an option."

PointMaid is reading an ebook on her phone. It's going to need a charge soon, though. Ugh.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Meh, how bad could it be? It's probably a lot better than it looks. Give it a chance."

[Cassie]

After waking up late, Libre joins the others to the motel, and-

oh gosh why is he bringing his bobbit worm

[wingedcatgirl]

The kitty peeks out of the car and eyes the bobbit worm with a distinctly predatory look in its still-upside-down expression.

[Cassie]

"P-Please no, this is my bobbit worm."

"Hello!"

[wingedcatgirl]

The kitty's tail twitches and it readies a pounce. It doesn't seem to be concerned about Libre's opinion of what it should do.