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#1
01-24-2021, 09:13:33 AM (This post was last modified: 01-24-2021, 09:13:49 AM by Zanreo.)
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#2
01-24-2021, 09:17:37 AM
“Lotus Construction” -> Lotus Constitution
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#3
01-24-2021, 17:47:07 PM
Usually I keep reading non-Pokemon-related things as Pokemon (like when I kept reading "Esports" as "Espeon"

but then there was the time I flipped it turnwise and read "Metapod" as "Metabomb".
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#4
01-25-2021, 00:46:37 AM
“use biocides safely” -> use bionicles safely
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#5
01-25-2021, 00:49:28 AM
Re: Lotus Construction

The first time I read your post, I thought "Lotus Construction" > "Lotsa Construction"

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA CONSTRUCTION
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#6
01-27-2021, 17:16:15 PM
Threeve (a name that Oz came up with in her dreams) > Threevee (as in three Eevees)
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#7
01-27-2021, 19:57:43 PM
Normalize hating babies --> Normalize eating babies
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#8
01-28-2021, 02:31:48 AM
Roleplays + The Murder-Free Hotel - Roleplay Hotel
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#9
01-29-2021, 05:01:42 AM
(01-27-2021, 19:57:43 PM)PowerStroke6001 Wrote: Normalize hating babies --> Normalize eating babies

Normalize eating babies --> Normalize eating habits

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#10
01-29-2021, 17:22:23 PM
The Completely Insane Fruit-Loving Blobs -> The Company's Insane Fruit Lover Boobs
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#11
02-01-2021, 03:23:28 AM
Jubah (coat) -> Rubah (fox)
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#12
02-01-2021, 17:32:52 PM
On a "word of the day" email thing that I am somehow getting on my work email:

"Redivivus" --> "Redvirus"

THE INFECTION SPREADS I guess.
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#13
02-01-2021, 23:47:32 PM
“Chuckanut Bay” -> “Cocaine But Better”

...idk either
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#14
02-02-2021, 16:14:22 PM
"Champange Supernova" -> "Clam Paid Soup Novel"
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02-02-2021, 20:26:06 PM
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#16
02-06-2021, 03:31:51 AM
I somehow managed to read "reveal who the killer is" as "reveal who the author is" in Discord and I do not wanna know how that happened.
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#17
02-06-2021, 06:43:27 AM
The Murder-Free Hotel - The Mario-Free Hotel
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#18
02-06-2021, 20:18:52 PM
Up arrow DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS—

“I am a magistrocratic exorcist” -> I am a misogynistic exorcist
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02-06-2021, 22:29:56 PM
Regular fuck-sayer -> Regional fuck-sayer

Tfw "fuck" is just part of your dialect

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

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#20
02-07-2021, 16:44:07 PM
Dolly Madison Cakes ---- Dolly Parton Cakes
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#21
02-08-2021, 03:16:07 AM
“We're going to make them pay” —> “We're going to make them gay”

Do I want to know?
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#22
02-08-2021, 17:58:12 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2021, 18:01:18 PM by Dookie.)
Insecurity, Sadness, Anxiety, and such matters -> In Secretary, Sadness, Ant Sighs and sucky matters
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#23
02-10-2021, 03:46:53 AM
Goblet --> Golbat
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#24
02-10-2021, 04:23:24 AM
JUST NOW I read "misreadings" as "murdergames" what the fuck, brain.
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#25
02-10-2021, 06:44:04 AM
Tao > Taco
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