03-11-2021, 18:45:59 PM
“I will break both of you with my legs” -> I will break both of your legs
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
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03-18-2021, 07:52:59 AM
Leek Cookie + Moon Rabbit Cookie = Leek Rabbit Cookie
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed 
Subpages cleanup: Complete Monster -> Subpar cleanup: Cookie Monster
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
03-18-2021, 18:22:25 PM
I just managed to read "plotlines" as "pitchforks" and I don't want to know how that happened.
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-19-2021, 17:15:45 PM
"academic survey" --> "problematic survey"
I don't know either.
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-20-2021, 00:45:25 AM
I'm just going to say this is more of a mishearing than it is a misreading, but this is something I've always had thought for a long time though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j21f7aeTrbc Start at :43 of the Winnie the Pooh TV series intro, where the singer says "Pooh Bear, I gotta be there". For the longest time, I thought he was singing "Pooh bear, I gotta pee, Bear"
I like bananas. They're yellow.
03-21-2021, 21:01:48 PM
An actual misreading this time"
"Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning" - "Mountain Dew Sweet Laundry"
I like bananas. They're yellow.
 
03-27-2021, 07:22:35 AM
anyway, I'll finish my lunch first -> anyway, I'll unfinish my lunch first
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
03-31-2021, 20:08:29 PM
#grumble-about-executive-dysfunction —> #grumble-about-executive-meddling
03-31-2021, 21:27:31 PM
on a recipe site:
"Sarah's Rice Pilaf" --> "Satan's Rice Pilaf"
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-05-2021, 06:33:15 AM
Sherbie will attack by flinging scoops of sherbet -> Sherbie will attack by flinging scoops of alcohol
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
04-06-2021, 04:31:53 AM
Doost is in the other room for the night -> Doober is in the other room for the night
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-11-2021, 15:18:17 PM
(from the TVT Hunger Games Simulator Discord) ASAS Fanon -> ASS fanon
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-17-2021, 07:09:18 AM
Undertale trash, sometimes Crash -> Undertale crash, sometimes Trash
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed 
04-19-2021, 17:53:46 PM
"What's fusonia?" -> "What's a fursona?"
04-24-2021, 18:26:40 PM
Triple Inverted Starboard - Tribe's Introverted Starboard
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-24-2021, 21:20:13 PM
Triple Inverted Starboard > Triple Inverted Skateboard
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
04-26-2021, 19:39:34 PM
Super Armor - Super Amon
As if the regular bonus boss fights weren't enough... Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
05-02-2021, 07:16:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-01-2021, 04:39:01 AM by Zanreo.
Edit Reason: just realized now I posted a thing I had posted before?
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Describe the Above User in 4 Words + Destroy the Godmodder - Destroy the Above User in 4 Words
As in metaphorically "destroying" them with 4-word sick burns, I'm guessing? #RestoreTheSnyderVerse - #RestoreTheMurderVerse Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
05-06-2021, 16:30:20 PM
every. single. time. I see "Metroidvania"
I read it as "Megalovania".
Stupid doomed timeline...
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