Toontown Showdown

[Kennifer]

"So this means that Leone didn't kill Kai too and we still have a killer to find?"

Wendy thought a moment. She knew she hadn't done it, and Mr. Kelly probably hadn't done it... that left Rosie or Dookie. What was Leone talking about having "seen Dookie doing the same thing"? Washing clothes, or... killing? Would Dookie even do that? Did Rosie do it and that's why she hasn't been investigating? Did Mr. Kelly get out of the cage and was just pretending he didn't know how to so he had the perfect alibi?

[PointMaid]

...Fine, it's really only fair that you know. We had an unusual situation last night. Two people actually went after Kai. Leone and... someone else. And they both, hmmm, succeeded.

[Dookie]

"So you're saying that two people killed the same person? Wow. I wonder if we can get to the bottom of this this time."

> Did anybody leave hair or fabric?

[Kennifer]

"Oh no, poor Kai getting ganged up on like that!"

>Also go take a better look at the body.

[PointMaid]

Dookie: 3; You can't seem to find any.

Wendy: 9; You see those knife marks that look like the ones on Hank Paddy, and the same electrical burns you saw on Hank Paddy, but from one, somehow... much worse and the damage spreading out over his body. Ouch. Then there are the bruises and associated skull fractures. Looks like his head was bashed in with something.

[Kennifer]

> Also check for hair or fur and other fibers, unless they all got washed away...

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 10; You find lots of assorted fibers floating around... hmm, what's that floating by? It's... labeled. The label says "Biggest hair and lint ball on the West Coast!"

...right.

[Kennifer]

"Hair and lint ball? Ew!"

> Okay, is there non-hair-and-lint-ball hair, fur, or fibers by the shore?

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 7; Huh. There's a hair. It's.. white? Yes, white. And short.

[Kennifer]

"Hey, Dookie? Check it out, I found some short white hairs..."

[Dookie]

"Huh."

He goes over to Wendy.

"Let's see....I don't have any white hairs, you don't have any, Rosie doesn't have any...does Mr. Kelly?"

> Check Mr. Kelly for white hair

[PointMaid]

Dookie: 1; It looks like the sun has just come out and you've forgotten your sunglasses, you can't see a thing in this glare. Either that or Lotta and her minions have put a mirror in the exact wrong spot.

[Kennifer]

> Try to get a look at Mr. Kelly's hair yourself

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 9; That certainly looks like the same shade to you.

[Kennifer]

"So... was Mr. Kelly just pretending he didn't know how to get out of the cage, then? That'd be a pretty good alibi if people had believed it, wouldn't it?"

"Do you want to explain yourself? Maybe without calling me a communist or insulting my age or gender?"

[Florien]

If you MUST know, No-Good Nagging Woman Child, I was bludgeoned last night, but survived.

He shows off his bruises from that event.

Obviously it's the Disgusting Flea-Ridden Mongrel.

An arrow points at Dookie.

After all, No-Good Ani-mee murderer (latest liberal fad) Leone claimed she saw Today's Mangy Mutt while killing because she was a Liberal Sicko.

/Vote Dookie.

[Kennifer]

"Dookie? What's your side of the story?"

Yeah, she's going to hear both sides before she votes. She's also scowling at Mr. Kelly.

[Dookie]

"Dookie? What's your side of the story?"

Yeah, she's going to hear both sides before she votes. She's also scowling at Mr. Kelly.

"Well, if you really want to know, hold on for a second..."

He goes behind a wall.

[Dookie]

He comes out, with a super hero costume on.

"I AM SUPER DOGGO! PROTECTER OF SCHRIFALIS PRODUCTIOS or whatever."

"Every night, I have been patrolling the roofs of buildings, looking for a killer to stop. Sadly, the fog around here is frequent and I fell asleep halfway through each time, but I stayed safe."

"So that's where I was last night. Asleep on the top of a building."

He takes the costume off.

[Kennifer]

"...Which building? And where was Rosie last night?"

[Florien]

So you were everywhere, no one could track you, and  also you are a Dangerous Vigilante who has Fighting Skills. Your case is unhelped. Even a Talentless Hack could see through that excuse, and I am no Talentless Hack.

[Dookie]

So you were everywhere, no one could track you, and  also you are a Dangerous Vigilante who has Fighting Skills. Your case is unhelped. Even a Talentless Hack could see through that excuse, and I am no Talentless Hack.

“Ok then. What do you have to say about what you were doing last night? Why is your hair near the body? Why could you bust out so easily the night after? Maybe because you spent all of your time doing it the night before! And If I were the killer, why would I have an excuse that involves me traveling “everywhere”?”

/vote Mr. Kelly

"...Which building? And where was Rosie last night?"

“Concert hall, I think. Is that what it's called? I dunno. It was foggy again, so I don't know where Rosie is. Ask her that.”

[Kennifer]

>Do Mr. Kelly's bruises look fresh, like he was hit with something last night, or could they be left over from the beatdown a few days back?

[Florien]

I told you, you No-Good Mongrel, that I was injured last night. Struck! Someone could have easily stolen my hair then and planted it. As for your excuse, of course one that places you ANYWHERE is something a Lazy Antifa Mutt would think of. As for breaking out, I don't see any reason to come up with an excuse for that, when your excuse is far weaker, as should be expected from a Talentless Hack Excuse-Maker such as yourself.

Kelly huffs loudly, and drinks a whiskey sour in the most spiteful possible manner.

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 6; There's definitely at least one that looks fresh.