Toontown Showdown

[PointMaid]

Lotta appears, racing around the studio on roller skates. Certainly, you can vote for more than one person if there's more than one death! And I'm afraid our robot should have read the fine print, I'm sure it was in my advertisement... you have to stay undetected for two days. And the game doesn't end for everyone. We could use more than one STAR. Just you get to leave.

[Kennifer]

"Well, we had a bunch of deaths, and this guy seems pretty guilty! Do we have to have another meeting or can I just vote?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I saw vote now and when the others come to, we'll explain everything.

[Weirdguy149]

"Wha--?" Optimus looked confused for a second then sighed. "Well, alright then. Fair enough, I suppose. Do what you will."

[PointMaid]

Lotta is now dressed like a Sufragette with a "Votes for Women!" sash. She still has the roller skates, though. I'll take your votes, yes. I noticed Hank's. Vote early, vote often!

[Kennifer]

Wendy grins at this, and she will...

>Vote Optimus Prime

[Florien]

Kelly finally gets up, processes most of what's been happening, compares his experience in the cage to Nazism in a rather insensitive way, makes a sudden switch to praising US immigration policy, and then after devolving into an absurd, contradictory tirade for a bit, he

/Votes Optimus Prime.

Elitist Robot! No-Good Job-thief! Probably Chinese Brainwashing!

>He then starts trying to break the lock off the cage with his bare hands.

[PointMaid]

Kelly: 1; He hurts his hands on the metal.

[Huney]

Rosie wakes up from the coma she found herself in.

>let Scott out of the cage and

/vote Optimus Prime

[wingedcatgirl]

"Hmm. Some master criminals you are," Ash says, and /votes Optimus Prime.

[SmilyCube112]

Leone decides to take the tennis ball and add it to her arsenal, and see what's going on with the others, only to see Prime's getting accused of murder. "What's going on, who did the robot kill?"

[PointMaid]

Rosie: >let Scott out of the cage (2); ...Yeah, she should've remembered she's not the one with the key to the padlock.

Lotta is now skating around in a crisp blue pantsuit with a large "Schadenfreude for Prez!" button. She consults her notepad. That's five votes for the robot. Six to convict.

[Dookie]

Dookie listens.

“Sorry, Optimus. You were a good machine.”

/Vote Optimus

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, Leone, Optimus Prime killed Strong Bad and just confessed about it, too.

[PointMaid]

Well, that's six. Should we let him have some last words?

[SmilyCube112]

"Well I've got just one thing to say to that hunk of scrap metal then:"

"Thanks for keeping me safe, pal, since that jerk tried killing me! Thanks for putting them in their place."

[Huney]

"HEY, HOLD ON A MINUTE!"

Rosie shoots her hands up.

"What if, in this case... there's more than meets the eye?"

She then climbs on top of Kelly's cage and begins lounging.

"Nah, I'm fuckin witcha. Carry on."

[Kennifer]

Wendy just... facepalms.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

So does Hank.

[Weirdguy149]

Optimus, who was still standing in a stoic funk since his confession, brightened up a bit when he heard he saved a life. "Well... at least I did some good around here at the very least. So long. Don't do what I did and succumb to the temptation to kill."

[Kennifer]

"Bye! Have fun in robot hell! ...Is that a real thing?"

[PointMaid]

Okay, okay, Optimus. I know. You came here like a machine on a  mission. You tried. You can take direction. You used what you had to your advantage. Tall, dark and metallic. Very good. But the panel of your peers has spoken.

The Execution

Lotta pushes a button, and Optimus Prime folds up into a the front half of a Semi truck. Then she drives in a big industrial electromagnet on an even bigger truck, and drives it to… a scrap yard, where the truck is crushed, first horizontally then vertically, into a neat cube. It's retreived and stacked in a pile of similar looking metal cubes. Eventually, the cube is retreived and made into little metal toys. Little metal toys of a certain masked boxer named Strong Bad.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hank, looking empty inside, has a seat. He looks around at the survivors nervously. He's not happy or ecstatic they just voted off all the killers. He's not getting scared. He stands up and backs into a wall. He still darts his eyes in fear of everyone else.

I'm gonna die here, aren't I?

[Kennifer]

"I just want to make sure any other potential killers know one thing. Don't. Fuck. With. Wendy. Testaburger! I had a substitute teacher shot into the sun once, I kicked Eric Cartman's ass, and I won't hesitate to end you!"

She said this in her usual cutesy high-pitched little girl voice, but she meant every word of it.

[Huney]

"Scary stuff, elementary kid. Really rustles my jimmies."

Rosie is digging around a trash can for scraps now, her jimmies not actually that rustled.