Toontown Showdown 2

[Kennifer]

"Do any of your old films have any zombies in them?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hey, we welcome anime characters here! Because Schadenfreude Studios prides itself on diversity, especially if they can kill with the best of 'em, isn't that right, Haruhi?

Mincer slides over to Haruhi's side. I know what you did in that summer camp. I take it Giorno sounds familar to you? Really impressive work! Too bad you lost your hair otherwise it would have been foolproof! But still A for effort! Just wear a hairnet and you'll be fine!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Great idea, Lotta! You girls show 'em how it's done! Bring on the film!

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Ehe! Thanks-

Something clicks internally in Haruhi's head...

... We do NOT talk about that day.

[Zanreo]

...Giorno? Wait, like the JoJo character? He did not remember that crossover...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Don't be ashamed, Haruhi! It's really wondeful work! Chopping up Giorno like a vegetable and putting his remains down the outhouse! Nice and bloddy, plus you weren't afraid to get dirty! And you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling dog. And that hair, can't forget that. But still, Lotta and I were impressed! Take pride in your work! And maybe if you can whip something up here, you can be the biggest star we've had in a long time!

[Magolor]

The large badger stands up, holding up some sort of gadget/

There, that's all I need to... huh? what was all that? Oh, I guess the staff are here now. Hey guys, check out my latest new gadget, the "Big Die." It's like a normal die but really big.

Imagine the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube but with the traditional number of dits.

And it's just a bit larger than a normal die, what the heck is he talking about!?

Anyway, what are we doing again? Oh, introductions, right. He just hangs a nametag from his ear. It's kind of legible if you're within talking range. Lots of competition, great! Maybe Mao Mao will believe me if I get far... Nah.

He stands in the corner expectantly for anyone approaching him. AAAAaaaany minute now. Yep.

Aaaaany minute.


...


NOW! Oh, nope, false alarm.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... ... ...

Haruhi is silent... Deep in thought... As if she's contemplating forbidden memories long lost...

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS.

[PointMaid]

Oh, yeah! Real impressed! Lotta certainly did look impressed.

Our first film, now... I know we have a copy of all of them in the studio archives. We were just toddlers! We were fighting over some balloons, and, you know... one us got carried up into the air, shot down with a pea shooter, then we followed a balloon out across a pool and fell in... followed it across a highway and got creamed by a truck! Great stuff! Real cute.

[TheOtherCG]

"Well, it's nice to meet an admirer of my work, I'll say," Walt responded to Lotta.
Then he heard all about the killing thing.
"Wait, we have no choice but to kill? Sounds quite cutthroat if you ask me."

[PointMaid]

It's showbiz, of course it's cutthroat! Lotta's practically beaming.

[Guma]

Making violent movies is one thing, but newsflash, Powerpuff: real life isn't a movie. It's... real life. Can't you tell the difference?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

We have our connections... Mincer says to Haruhi before listening to Lotta's story.

I remember that! I was front-and-center when that short debuted. To see you two girls put yourselves on the line like that, I laughed till I died, then came back to life, then died again and got revived once more. And I still laughed. So glad to see the talent run in the family! Too bad Bitta's not here though. I heard she went down east and is looking to recruit more talent. Would've loved to see you girls together. You're all like family to me. But I'm happy anyway just to see you Lotta and glad to help out here!

[PointMaid]

Aw, thanks, Mincer! It's a great memory.

...And I'm not sure what you're implying, Ms. Wakefield. We really did all that stuff!

[Owen23]

A scientist comes up walking, singing to the tune of his own evil jingle..

"Doofenshmirtz just has arrived for some reason!"

[Guma]

Wish a hushed voice, Jenny rushes up to the... pharmacist? At least that's what she thinks.

Hey, you! Please, get out while you still can. Don't trust the flyers. Two crazy people locked us all in here and won't let us out unless we kill each other!

[Magolor]

...You know, I'm starting to think this raw deal is pretty half-baked. Can't I just disable someone beyond repair until they're shown outside? Killing isn't really my... thing. I've got other talents. Like my inventions. He smiles and shows off his arm—wait, he's just showing that die again.

[Guma]

OOC: please don't really get out. Post all you'd like.

[PointMaid]

Doctor! Welcome.

A scientist comes up walking, singing to the tune of his own evil jingle..

"Doofenshmirtz just has arrived for some reason!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

...You know, I'm starting to think this raw deal is pretty half-baked. Can't I just disable someone beyond repair until they're shown outside? Killing isn't really my... thing. I've got other talents. Like my inventions. He smiles and shows off his arm—wait, he's just showing that die again.

Making someone permanently disabled is fun and all, but if you want to make it in this business, you need to take a life. Otherwise, you might end up dying yourself...

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Haruhi's just.. silent...

Compared to the cheery person she was before... she's much more... stoic? cold? Whatever it is... she's clearly trying to hide something...

[Magolor]

Yeah, that's exactly what I don't like the sound of. If I just leave and called the cops on you guys, I'll get witness protection and, well, I wouldn't be in the "biz" anymore. This contest stinks!

[Kennifer]

"Anyway yeah I guess I could watch some cartoons..."

It probably wasn't as good as The Equestranauts, but it could still be entertaining, Tina thought. Or at the very least serve as a fun distraction... and a less embarrassing one than showing her friends home movies after they all watched that scary zombie film.

[wahoothis]

The term "fish out of water" would most certainly describe the now awaking showtoon to join in this rubberhose roundup. Raising up from his slumber was... a fish. A purple fish with black hair and a news anchor get-up as he yawned and rubbed his sleepy eyes. It takes him a minute for his sleepy daze prevented him from realizing that he is not in his comfy bed in his sleep abode.

Once it does, Perch Perkins leapt up off the floor and began clambering backwards. This wasn't his house. This isn't BBN's studio. This is... Some weird place that Perkins doesn't know. Is this another prank pulled on him by that piece of !@#$ Mack Mackrel?

Perch immediately begins dusting himself off, straightening out his look, and began patting himself furiously on his pockets and crevasses until he finally found it. His trusty microphone. Never leave home without it. Clearing his throat, mentally counting down in his mind, he began speaking...

"Good morning, to all those watching back home. This is Perch Perkins reporting in... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" ... He isn't even facing any of the fellow toons that woke up here or the hosts. He's just staring at a wall...

[PointMaid]

Yeah, that's exactly what I don't like the sound of. If I just leave and called the cops on you guys, I'll get witness protection and, well, I wouldn't be in the "biz" anymore. This contest stinks!

Lotta laughs. Even if you could leave... do you think I don't have the cops on my payroll? No tickets for rogue shoots on my watch!