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[wingedcatgirl]

The star-crossed love of the 2020s: a far-left Marxist and a far-right fundamentalist, brought together over their mutual hatred of "liberals".

Hey, quit talking about "offending literally everyone" and "no mass appeal"! Get back here and appreciate my modern masterpiece!

[M95]

A flowery yet steamy romance novella on the tragic, doomed affair between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.  The title: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman".

[noodlesnook]

over a month ago ( ack- ) i asked you: what would be the worst idea for a romance novel?
here are your best answers:

-It's the Muppets in Fifty Shades of Gray! ( Lee the Hammer )

-A flowery yet steamy romance novella on the tragic, doomed affair between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.  The title: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman". ( M95 )

-You thought the creeps were bad, now how about creepers? ( NebulaChimera2211 )

[Zanreo]

What would be the worst theme for a restaurant?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Come drop by our bathroom-themed restaurant and have a seat on our stalls and eat foods fresh off our grill toilets. Just don't ask where the food and drink come from.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Ah, welcome to Soylent Burger! ... No, the other Soylent. ... No, the other other Soylent."

[NebulaChimera2211]

(OOC: I'm not sure if the humour in this answer is too dark, so I'll spoiler it just in case. CW: animal death)

"At Betsy's Bunker, you can watch the process of converting animals into food in front of your very eyes! Dinner and a show, folks!"

[Whistle]

"Welcome to Ratboy Slim's, where everything's made of rat, straight fresh from the trap! Only $2.99 per meal with a fountain drink!

"No, you may not see the health inspector's assessment!"

[Dookie]

"Come on down to Surosaki Sushi Bistro, where all of our meals are shipped straight from Japan! You don't mind 5 hours waiting, do you?"

[M95]

Cockroach-themed.