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You already HAVE broken the law. Specifically, you've committed a crime against fashion with that article of clothing which I shall not name, for it is too unfashionable to even contemplate further! Oh, also privacy law, but that's quite beside the point! Not that it is enforceable, as there are no living witnesses. You have killed all their senses of taste with that garish garment, so you also will go down for MURDER someday! Though actually, their ears may remain witness to your admitting that your very eyes violate privacy laws, unless the rustling of that cloth cry-for-help is enough to deafen them too!
Continuing the trend of avoiding any sort of specificity in target, the voice won't even name the offending article of clothing.
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"......ok, now that's just being petty. It does not matter what clothing we choose to wear, so long as it is not breaking any actual laws. Just look at the millennial there - they're not breaking any laws with that outfit."
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Your clothing most assuredly does violate modesty laws in some regions of the many worlds. You choose to ignore the common privacy law violations of the kind that most assuredly exist out there due to your foolish gaze, and worst of all, you call an obvious member of generation Z a millennial, much as the common Gen Xer is called either a Boomer or Millennial. It is not a question of if you will ever break the law, the question is one of where in both senses have you broken it and subsequently stomped ruthlessly upon it! Lo, the law says "step upon me father" and you indulge it! You are therefore in a sexual relationship with the law! Lawfucker, as they say in some lands!
The jump this time, from a metaphor to an insult at least, makes sense, even if it is a very obvious stretch to call someone a lawfucker, and it is dubious if that's even much of an insult.
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"Ok, I'm not gonna be listening to you from now on, mysterious voice. All you really want to do is prolong this argument, and I'm not really wanting that right now. So can it, and don't try any self-ego feeding tricks, either." Yea, ngl, that seems like the right choice. So, with that, Matthew turns to Jayden and says to them: "Hey gamer, want me to load up Minecraft on my holographic screen?"
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Jayden seems more distracted by the voice. Did you call me a lawfucker.
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"They might've!" Loren says, knowing full well the comment was in fact directed at Matthew. "Clearly, the solution is to relentlessly countertroll them."
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No! I want to see where that cringe guy even got the idea, alright?
What did that weird voice even know, huh? Did he leave something to blow his cover-dammit. Loren had a point, though. He could countertroll if needed to subdue the idea.
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