[Roleplay - Drop-in] Big Everything Roleplay Box

[wingedcatgirl]

Loren stares otterishly as Matthew explains in complete detail.

"I see... I still have no idea what that has to do with potions."

Also Notch is a jerkass who sucks.

"Uh... who said that?"

Don't worry about it.

[SmilyCube112]

"Oh, you can brew potions in the game as well. Both good and bad ones, such as Regeneration and Poison, just to name a few."

[Cassie]

As he attempts to get Matthew to cooperate, he walks backwards right into Mia.

gah fucking hell why did i think this was the avatar forum thread

Cue Mia (pretending to be) getting bumped.

Hhhhhhhhhey! Pllllease don't hit meeeeeeee!

[Florien]

A voice from nowhere chimes in.

"You want to be half something, be half-and-half. The drink? Condiment? Whatever it is. Be that. You're two halves then. And also you can be served in small plastic cups in the kind of establishments that have the ketchup in a red squeezable cylinder. Of course, if that's the case... You just got served."

The double-dipped and excessively mixed pun told, the voice falls silent, perhaps never to be heard again.

[wingedcatgirl]

"... I know you were joking, but that's not a creature."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jayden looks towards the source of the mysterious voice, before taking a moment out of his time to try and follow...wherever it came from. It probably won't come back again, but it's weird. Someone's gotta be watching.

[SmilyCube112]

Matthew doesn't look disturbed by the mysterious voice, let alone fazed by it. Instead, he's more focusing on his cybernetic arm, tapping away at a screen on it.

[Cassie]

Mia teleports to where Matthew is, interrupting him.

Heyyyyyyy! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

[SmilyCube112]

Matthew stops tapping away at his arm-screen, and when he opens his eyes, they actually appear to be......glowing? "Don't ask about the eyes - That's just me utilising the technology within my own head. That being said, my eyes are now in Scan Mode, allowing me to basically learn details about you lot just by looking at you, with such information being: name; age; height; weight; hair colour - and it can tell if you've used hair dye or not; and species."

[wingedcatgirl]

"That is an oddly specific set of information."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Hey, let me see those eyes! Those look totes yeet.

Jayden grabs Matthew's face with surprising strength; you'd think he'd be working out all day from that strong grip, not wearing the dumb RGB gamer headset and abusing slang like it's an unwanted child.

[SmilyCube112]

Matthew, ignoring what Jayden was doing, says to Loren: "I made sure to specify that in case there were other details you wanted to keep secret, as it can't gather all the information about you - only specific bits, that I specified earlier."

[Cassie]

Hey, let me see those eyes! Those look totes yeet.

Jayden grabs Matthew's face with surprising strength; you'd think he'd be working out all day from that strong grip, not wearing the dumb RGB gamer headset and abusing slang like it's an unwanted child.

Suddenly Mia chases down Jayden, suspiciously floating midair trying to steal Matthew's face from Jayden.

ehehehe mine mine mine mine MINE!!!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jayden, by a slip of his hand, "accidentally" fucking decks Mia.

[wingedcatgirl]

Loren bursts out laughing at Jayden getting Mia.

[Cassie]

...and then this time Mia gets actually knocked back.

AaAaAaAaAaAaAa!!! What is wrong witttttttttth you!?

Cue a monochrome tentacle from some vague location slapping Jayden back.

[wingedcatgirl]

Yeah that just gets Loren laughing harder.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jayden gets slapped by the tentacle, and grabs it as it moves away.

What is wrong with you. It's-I mean, it's fucking cringe!

[SmilyCube112]

"what. are. you?" Matthew says to Mia, now wondering what tf she is.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

A floating girl, dumbass.

Looks somewhat like a ghost,, he thinks to himself. He's heard reports about those, but never really got freaked out about those. At best, they were fake, humans with some incredible abilities of sleight of hand. And at worst, well. He could take down a ghost.

[SmilyCube112]

"It was an empty question - Of course I knew what she was!" With that said, Matthew then decides to keep his distance from Mia, freeing himself from Jayden's grasp as he does so.

[wingedcatgirl]

... Loren's still laughing. It's just so damn funny to her.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I know you didn't know what she was, you cringe ass nae-nae baby! You could see the confusion on your face.

[Florien]

The voice from nowhere once again ruins any atmosphere or tension that may have been building.

Aha! If you desire to select a creature which is half something, you could be merely yourself in your truest state! A Half-Wit as it were!

Presumably that was directed at Loren, but considering the voice staunchly refuses to call anyone by name, it is unclear. It may also have gotten more eloquent, but it also may not have had a large enough sample size of speak to draw from.

Hoho! If you are going to choose to claim to know details about anything you can see, that is no great feat. But knowing someone's name, that is truly on a completely different level from the other feats! If that is the case, sir, then surely you can tell their social security number, as well as the face number, expiration date, and three numbers upon the back of their credit or banking card! You are a walking identity theft case! Thus, the conclusion is that your eyes steal identities! Therefore, your eyes are Bald and Barcoded! Observing the barcode, your eyes must be purchasable for a reasonable price not in excess of eight hundred dollars! However, your eyes are a tool used primarily for crime and are thus outlawed, and thus you must be a criminal wanted for selling contraband goods!

The ridiculous and occasionally coherent jabs by the voice are somewhat obnoxious, but without a point source, it may be difficult to stop the voice from jumping upon a statement made by anyone to rudely and most hostilely quip at them. Perhaps this is the darkest timeline.

Monochromacy? What is this, the 1950s television? You should go onto Outer Limits! Surely ridiculous twists like having the capacity to cause the president's face to melt shall be no match to the most absurd twist that is you being part cuttlefish!

It won't stop.

A gamer! Perhaps you have heard of this game! It is called "Perform Intercourse with your opponent's mother!" Unfortunately, victory has already been claimed by any potential opponent you could name, because your mother is sexually active and that's alright normally, but it probably isn't healthy how she's up quite literally twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week in order to deny you any potential victory you could have!

How the voice progressed from a reasonably well thought out jab to a Ben-Shapiro-esque logic chain to a parentage insult to "your mom has sex" is unclear, but at least the quality of the jabs seems to be deteriorating. Perhaps the voice will soon shut up for good. Hopefully it does. Surely it can't keep showing up unexplained to toss such comments forever.

[SmilyCube112]

Welp. I'm outta here. He's turning me off right now, anyways. Just know he's staying ca-- "What was that, mysterious voice? You dare make me a criminal? I am only saying this once: I will never break the law, got it?"