[Roleplay - Drop-in] Big Everything Roleplay Box

[SmilyCube112]

It was at this moment that a newcomer had arrived, and what was the first thing they said upon arriving? "Hi-yo, all! Totes awesome to be yeeted here!"

[wingedcatgirl]

Loren blinks. "I know every language and I still have no idea what you just said."

[SmilyCube112]

The newcomer then begins tapping their arm for a moment, then turns to Loren and says to them: "So sorry about that, dear chap. My language settings were simply set to 'Leet' as a precaution that I might be encountering some kids who scream at their screens when they lose a game. I do hope this is better for you."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Ah, that makes much more sense." Loren waves to the newcomer. "My name's Loren. Who are you?"

[SmilyCube112]

"Well met, Loren. My name is Matthew Oodway Nephly. You could probably tell from me tapping my arm that I'm not a human, but a robot."

[wingedcatgirl]

"I'm not familiar with robots," Loren says with a grin.

[SmilyCube112]

"That's quite alright. I lack certain bits of knowledge myself, such as biology."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

(ooc: god. i am so fucking bored lmao, if anyone wants to do shit im down)

[wingedcatgirl]

It may or may not be some time later. Loren is curled up in otter form, napping.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

A dark skinned young man with black hair, dyed with colorful streaks, notices the otter. What would a wild animal be doing out here? It didn't seem to be sent by anyone. Maybe some sort of exotic animal, he figured. Escaped from some criminal just waiting to rot away in some high-security facility.

He pokes the otter.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Mrrp?" Otter activation noise.

Loren shakes herself awake and stares at the stranger. "... Uh, hello?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

...The otter can talk. Well, that's new. He attempts to hide most of his surprise. Not all of it, though; he figured the otter must get a lot of shock from that.  Shit! What the-this is some weird, kinda based shit. You're some talking otter?!

[wingedcatgirl]

"Actually, I'm a dragon," the otter says.

... Okay apparently she's not gonna clarify that.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Hey! Do you think I'm cringe and stupid?! I know you're an otter!

[wingedcatgirl]

The otter snrks. "Sorry, that's just too good a bit. No, I'm really a dragon, I'm just temporarily shapeshifted into an otter. I can also shapeshift into a hummingbird and... some kind of humanoid sapient cookie species. Long story behind that one."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

He raises an eyebrow. Shapeshifting. New. They might like hearing about that, he thinks to himself- Really? I'd only believe that chad shit if I saw it for myself!

[wingedcatgirl]

In a blink, and without a word, the blue-furred otter is gone, replaced by a blue-feathered hummingbird. "Ta-da~"

And in another blink, the hummingbird is replaced by... what can only be described as a giant walking gingerbread man, but bluer. "And cookie -"

And then in place of the blue dragonfruit cookie is a thirty-foot-long blue-scaled dragon. "And my natural form.

"I've got room to take five more forms on top of those, but I haven't decided what they'll be yet."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

That's pretty pog. Hm...a human would be useful for everyday shit, though. Maybe some more mundane animal would be more useful for stuff, that would be based at hell.

[SmilyCube112]

Matthew can be seen quietly reading a book in the corner of the room, just minding his own business. Except, he did seem to react to the colourful-haired man's comments suggests he does not exactly understand what they're saying. Seems Matthew's not currently using the 'Pog Kid' Personality.

[wingedcatgirl]

"I used to have a half-elf form," Loren grumbles, "but it got killed because of bullshit hobbit asshole nonsense -" she shakes her head in irritation. "Never mind that. I'm definitely over that," she says in the tone of someone who is definitely not over that. "Human wouldn't hurt, I suppose, but the cookie form works fine for now. Though honestly, I'd prefer a half-something, since I'm a blue."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

The guy laughs a bit. Half-something? I mean, you're a fucking dragon. So it's probably some not some weird unbased shit. Still don't know how that relates to you not being able to kinnie humans or whatever.

He offers his hand to Loren. Name's Kojima! Uh, Jayden Kojima. Jayden's the first name, we're using Western name order here. Tell me yours. And the name of your shady friend over there, huh? He points towards Matthew in the corner.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Loren," she says, shifting back to cookie to shake Jayden's hand. "Lorenminkhoda, if you want the full name, but I mostly just go by Loren. As for why I want to pick a half-something form, it's... mostly just cause I can. Blue-group dragons, blues and silvers and sapphires and blue opals and turquoises, we get better shapeshifting. Ten forms instead of five and the ability to be a half-something." She's not going into unusuals and uniques.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

So it's genetic, huh?! Maybe if I stole your blood or something, I could do it too! He chuckles a bit. Hey, don't look so freaked out! I'm just fucking around, you know? Although that would be pog as hell. Only one way to find out, probably!

[SmilyCube112]

Matthew looks up, and says to Jayden: "My name is Matthew Oodway Nephly."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Lot of rhyming, huh? Not sure whether to call that cringe or based, but hey! Nice to see you, I guess!