POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Guma]

Look, I've been you. I know you. And your facade is a sham. If you really wanted them alive, you shouldn't have killed them—especially since they were working with you.

[Weirdguy149]

Guy's eyes momentarily popped out of his head, not saying anything.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“Holy fuckin’ hell!”

[KungFuCutbug]

[Hyperspace Commander Ringtoss doesn't respond to Sabine's jeering this time. He's too busy trying to give the fallen Hunters a proper burial. Whether it's out of genuine care for the lovebirds, or simply because they were indeed his allies, it's impossible for any outsiders to tell.]

[Huney]

"hey bros if i die tonight keep an eye on ted okay?"

[artsyGeek]

"..."

[Kye just.. Cries, right there and then.]

"..poor fellas. I hope they're still together in the afterlife."

[Kennifer]

Mawile said nothing either, she just looked... rather shocked, that was pretty brutal.

[Kafkaesque]

...disgusting. Horrific. A show of gore viler than anything I have seen before.

And I am responsible. My vote helped sealed their fates. This is my fault.

All my life I have strived to be the hero. But no hero could ever contribute to anything like this and keep their title... I have failed. I've failed, I've failed, I've failed, I've failed, I've failed, I've-

The Alolan Ninetales sinks to her knees, clearly in the midst of a massive, silent existential crisis.

[Huney]

"would it make you feel better if you knew they killed people"

[artsyGeek]

"...no, no, no! You didn't fail! This isn't any of our faults! If anything, i.. It's that motherfucker over there who's to blame for this sick, sick game!"

[The last part was said while pointing at Ringtoss.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Ya did what ya had to do. If we didn't vote them off, they woulda killed again. I know it sucks, but you probably saved a few lives here."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ringtoss returns just in time to hear Kye smack-talking him.] “Blame me all you want—you're the ones who sentenced them to that. And besides, shouldn't you be happy? They were among the murderers, for Arceus's sake. At least someone should be appreciative of my efforts—anyone!”

[Weirdguy149]

"Welp, they were the only killers, right? Or are there more where that came from?"

[Guma]

We're all trapped in this hellish game, and we can never get out unless we make a few sacrifices. Such is life, I suppose.

[KungFuCutbug]

“You still have a few more killers to whittle down, so don't hold your breath for too long... But, I'd say it's worth celebrating the little victory you got in taking down one of them, isn't it?”

[Kennifer]

"It was awfully gory, though..."

[Huney]

"what?! we have to kill each other?!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"For real. I mean, what the fuck, man? Couldn't you have at least make it quick and painless? The hell is wrong with you?"

[Guma]

>savagely lunge at Doober with the intent to kill

[KungFuCutbug]

“The same thing that's wrong with everyone: I'm bored.” [With that, he retreats into hyperspace to be alone and to leave the surviving Pokémon alone with their thoughts.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Come between Sabine and Doober

"Will you idiots knock it off? We still got more killers to go through. Do you wanna make their jobs easier?"

[Huney]

"no! sabine you can't fall for that trap so easily! no!"

[Guma]

Everyone here's an idiot. Especially Ringtoss. A coward leading cowards.

[artsyGeek]

> ..fucking. throw an aura sphere at sabine or something, i don't know. just. do something that can stop sabine from killing doober.

[Kafkaesque]

"WILL YA FUCKIN' KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF?"

The voice is directed at Sabine, and coming from Isbrand, but it sounds nothing like what the others will have gotten used to her sounding like. It has a hoarse, raw quality, with a noticeable Southern American accent; the over-the-top refinement of her usual voice is gone.