POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Guma]

You've been faking yourself all along? Of course you have. Is it so hard to ask for transparency in this forest?

[Kennifer]

"Hey, leave Doober alone! Unless he kills somebody tonight, then he's fair game. But not before."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gengar looks really confused at Isbrand.

"Did you all hear that? The Ninetails started talkin' like a fuckin' redneck."

[artsyGeek]

".....w. What the..?"

[Kye looked at Isbrand with a look of.. Surprise. Of course, she'd thought Isbrand just likes being fancy – hence her choice of linguistics – but.. D.. Did Isbrand really..?]

[...oh fucking shite, Sabine.]

[The moment Sabine stated that, she gave a quick glare at the dragon. Doesn't matter if it doesn't work. She just wanted to give Sabine a glare for a while now.]

[Kafkaesque]

"Ah was tryin' ta help. Ah thought maybe, in times like this, it was worth still tryna' be the hero. But... nah. Fuck it. Ah'm no hero. Not any more."

It's not just the accent that's different. The tone is unrecognisable, too. She's speaking slowly and dryly, without even a hint of bombast. But at the same time, there's an obvious pained sadness in her eyes.

[Huney]

"Brooo Sabine suuuuuucks"

Doober comes up to Isbrand's side.

"hey bro I get it I totally understand pretending to be someone you're not. just don't get carried away with it"

[Weirdguy149]

"I've lived with rednecks all my life, I'm perfectly okay with this. ...Say, do y'all just wanna relax at the hot spring for a while, maybe catch some z's? I know I sure do."

[artsyGeek]

"Y.. You wanna talk about it?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"You did pretty good. Got that nose and sniffed out Addie and Sue? Why are you so hard on yourself?"

[Huney]

"yeah Gengar is right you did great you found evidence that lead directly to their death"

[Huney]

"so like, good job"

[Kafkaesque]

"Yep. There ya go. Knew Ah was gonna be called "redneck". That's the whole thing. Ya wouldn't be able to take me seriously if Ah talked like this 'bout chivalry and shit, would ya?"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Night falls, seemingly far quicker than usual.]

[24 hours. Good luck.]

[KungFuCutbug]

[The sunlight filters through the treetops once more... right onto an ANGRY Ringtoss, having reverted back to Hoopa Confined over the course of the night.]

[Kafkaesque]

Look, there's Isbrand. She's being unusually quiet right now.

[Kennifer]

Mawile seems just... glad to still be alive this morning, really.

[artsyGeek]

[Kye is here, and she looks quite upset.]

> ..can we search for a body now?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gengar yawns and stretches.

"Hmm, let's see if they got anyone today."

> search for bodies

[Zanreo]

Fuiji also wakes up..humming a song ti herself.

[KungFuCutbug]

>can we search for a body now?

[5]

[Huh. That's... odd. Nobody's missing from the headcount.]

[Kennifer]

"So, nobody's dead? Well, that's a good thing!"

[Weirdguy149]

Guy scratched his stomach with a neutral expression.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"We're all pretty lucky here. Despite there bein' murderers, I'm terrified to see how Ringtoss executed Addie & Sue and I don't think I can handle watchin' another now. Ugh..."

[artsyGeek]

"Same here. Why don't we just... Talk, for once?"

[Kafkaesque]

Isbrand smiles and nods, but maintains her stoic silence. Look, notice the text colour? She isn't even bothering to be her own narrator any more.