POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kafkaesque]

My expression, initially infuriated when the rabbits first made their confession, becomes solemn.

"...so you have confessed without a fight. Unexpected. But admirable. I did not take you for ruthless killers - nor did I think the same of any of the others trapped within this glade. There is precisely one true villain here, and it is the Hoopa, who I do not doubt filled with malicious glee at the prospect of getting to personally eradicate you. Why-" My face hardens into a harsh glare. "-the very thought makes me sick to my stomach."

"..."

"...I am sorry it had to come to this. But we all know the rules of this game."

I bow my head, unable to bring myself to look anyone in the eye, as I

/vote Addie and Sue

[Huney]

He turns to Addie and Sue, sighing. He has to wonder, did it have to come to this? What was Ringtoss's game? Would he really go this far just for being bored? Are there really people out there like-

"why are you crying we can play hey you pikachu"

[Guma]

I'm voting you off first thing in the morning, rat.

[Kennifer]

"I wish it didn't come to this, because as I said, I liked you. On the other hand, you did try to frame me for murder..."

/vote Addie and Sue

[KungFuCutbug]

“...what wuzzat? Ya think I'm happy that I'm gonna be killin’ those lil cuties off if they get one more vote? They just confessed their love t’ one another! C'mon, even I love a good romance story...!”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, right. Fuckin' sociopath."

[Guma]

Oh, now you have a heart, Ringsauce?

Gib mir eine Pause.Give me a break.

[madface7]

"...Maybe, just maybe... we can play Hey You! Pikachu in heaven."

Addie briefly looks at Doober and sniffles. "...Y-yeah. W-we're gonna go somewhere, right...? I h-hope so...! I... I'm just..." Addie starts crying again.

[Huney]

Doober touches them

He looks... empty, but even like this, he seems a bit broken. "yeah bro it's like a skating rink but with way more arcade games I think"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Oh shut it, Sabine, I've always had a heart! Kinda pitch black in ‘ere, but it's there!” [Ringtoss thumps his chest with his fist.] “Can't a villain have a soft spot every once in a while?!”

[madface7]

Both Addie and Sue hug Doober and hang on.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"AUGH!" He walks over to the two and puts his hands on their shoulders. "It's OK, y'all. Everything will be OK."

[madface7]

Addie and Sue, continuing the tradition of my characters self-hammering...

both /vote Addie & Sue.

[Kennifer]

"Hey, wherever you're going after this life, you're gonna be together right?"

[artsyGeek]

[Kye looks absolutely heartbroken at this.]

"I.. I'm so sorry it has to come to this, but.."

[..after a moment of hesitation, Kye /votes Addie and Sue.]

[KungFuCutbug]

“...that's more than six.” [Ringtoss lets out a defeated sigh as he reaches into a ring portal for something.] “Any last words, or d'ya think ya said all ya needed t'say?”

[madface7]

"Yeah. We'll be together forever. I don't doubt that."

"...can you please b-bury our corpses to the w-weast, please?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Will do. Jus’ gotta figure out where th’ weast even is first...” [He pulls his arm out of the portal, holding a mysterious bottle. He stares pensively at it for a moment.] “Gimme a minute t’ prepare.”

[artsyGeek]

"..question, where the fucking hell is weast?"

[Huney]

"I think it's north of southern west"

"or is it east"

Even in this... Doobered up state, Doober looks at them one more time

"you bros were totally epic"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Weast sounds like some kind of cracker. Hey everyone, let's have some Whole Weast Crackers."

[Guma]

NUR VERDAMMT NOCH MAL, TÖTE SIE SCHON!JUST FUCKING KILL THEM ALREADY!

[Kafkaesque]

"...may Arceus take pity on you both."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Taking a deep breath in, Ringtoss uncorks the bottle... and soon transforms into a shadowy, towering, and downright monstrous figure with a scowling, toothy face and six floating arms. Hoopa Unbound.]

Hyperspace Commander Ringtoss

[He looks at Addie and Sue with a mixture of regret and resignation.] “Seems you were too good and pure for this sort of job, after all. I regret bringing you here...”

[Silence. Then, slowly, his face forms a grin.] “...buuut, I've had this planned for a while now. I might as well enjoy my chance at finally getting to show it off!!”

Mechanical Hands

[First things first, he summons ring portals in two of his hands.] “Do ya like how I dance? I got zirconium pants!”

[Using the portals, he rapidly spins Addie and Sue around each in opposite directions until they're so dizzy they can't stand up straight.] “Consequential enough to slip you into a trance!”

[Then, de-summoning the portals for now, he grabs Addie by the head using two of his arms, and Sue by two others.] “Do ya like how I walk, do ya like how I talk? Do ya like how my face—”

[Grimacing with clenched teeth, he manages to tear their heads almost completely in half from the jaws.] “—disintegrates into chalk?”

[He then messes with the still-conscious Addie briefly, using a single hand as though the Plusle were a marionette.] “I have a wonderful wife!” [He turns and does the same playful gesture to Sue.] “I have a powerful job!”

[Then, he looks between them and pulls his hands back.] “She criticizes me for being—”

[He lightly smooshes their heads together, making it look like the two are kissing each other one last time before their inevitable doom.] “—egocen...” [At last, his other four hands converge and smash their skulls together, causing the heads of both victims to explode into a gory mess of blood, bones, and brains.] “...TRIC! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”

[As his laughter fades away, Ringtoss simply dips his finger into the hole where Sue's head used to be and spells out something simple in the grass with his blood, before leaving to bury their corpses in the Western section.]

— Hunter(s) —

[Huney]

"wow, I'll try not to get on your bad side"

Doober is nibbling on the Doober-toothed rock.