[Mafia] Witch Trip

[PopcornPie]

Oh, to be back in the iteration where one of you inexplicably brought a whole life-sized human made out of "ballistic gel" or whatever.

That was a good iteration. Corpses work too, I guess, but they'll probably have a bit more yield if they're dried out.

"Iteration?" Quinarva tries not to hurt although the actions currently occuring.

[LavenderDream]

>assist with aforementioned corpse whacking

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>assist with aforementioned corpse whacking (Susan)

There we go! Now that's what I'm talking about! More effort! Anyway, you put a nice hit on the head, almost like the one poor Crow had.

[Florien]

Yeah, Quin. Can I call you quin? Whatever. Iteration.

We've done this. A lot of times. We go back in time to back when we were home and then come back through the weird time-space-and-universe anomaly to come here. Things are usually a little different, who's the killers and who's not changes. We also left the relic that lets us do this there so the witch can't fuck us. She hasn't fucked us yet, so she probably can't. We're trying to get the cool ones of you out.

We've won a few times, lost some others. It's fun. You don't remember any of them, because we went back in time and changed the future. But we remember!

[Dookie]

Man, you people are all amateurs! Why aren't none of you putting your muscle into it? Come on!

"Ok, I'm sorry narrator, but isn't the point to prove we're not the murderer by not being able to break open the dog's head? I don't want to get killed here, so I'm not gonna wait for suspicion to come here."

"...Alright fine."

> Try it one more time

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Try it one more time (June)

Oh you give it a good whack all right. Then another. Then another. Then another. You just find it really therapeutic for some reason. You keep on whacking the head of the corpse until it's reduced to a bloody, mushy mess. You suddenly feel better that you got it out of your system.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Let me try a bit...

>Smash...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Smash... (Naomi)

You also get WAY into it. You just keep pounding on one of the heads until it's reduced into mushed-up hamburger meat.

[Oggy123]

Anya and Elster wake up.

"Morning...?"

They were unsurprisingly shaken at Crow's death.

[Zanreo]

>Head Smash Time

[Kennifer]

...yeah even if Delilah was conscious she wasn't gonna try that again lol.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Head Smash Time (CATS)

You give the head a nice hit that could certainly be fatal, sure

[PointMaid]

I have a feeling I shouldn't have started this.

> Wash off and look for any other evidence you can see

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Wash off and look for any other evidence you can see (Taira)

You're all washed off and as for evidence, there's not really anything else that you're seeing.

[Florien]

I fail to see how hitting a corpse proves anything. Someone could just not hit it hard. This is far too easy to fake. But we do this every other iteration soo...

>Look for any evidence (beyond the footprints) that implicates Susan.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Look for any evidence (beyond the footprints) that implicates Susan. (F&A)

You're not seeing anything that sticks out.

[Florien]

Who's A?

...

Oh shit luki I think I'm tripping I may be on all the drugs right now

Oh shut up.

>Where did the shovel come from anyway?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Where did the shovel come from anyway? (F&A)

You have no clue whatsoever

[Oggy123]

"Oh great, now we're finding out about who did this. This reminds me of some trials i heard in Massachusetts a long time ago, like some weird mass hysteria! Anyway..."

> Are there any other evidences?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Are there any other evidences? (Anya and Elster)

You really have no idea what you're looking for either

[PointMaid]

Mass... hee... which is short for Massachusetts... Mass hysteria sounds about right.

[Florien]

HEY EVERYONE FIGURE OUT WHERE THE FUCK THE SHOVEL CAME FROM. Someone OBVIOUSLY brought it in. Same with the gloves.

If you brought a shovel tell me now so I can change my vote. Unless you're susan in which case tell me now so I can keep voting for you. Or unless you're Taira, in which case you're insufficiently broken, and I want to keep you around a little longer so I can continue to see how long it takes to break you.

[PopcornPie]

Yeah, Quin. Can I call you quin? Whatever. Iteration.

We've done this. A lot of times. We go back in time to back when we were home and then come back through the weird time-space-and-universe anomaly to come here. Things are usually a little different, who's the killers and who's not changes. We also left the relic that lets us do this there so the witch can't fuck us. She hasn't fucked us yet, so she probably can't. We're trying to get the cool ones of you out.

We've won a few times, lost some others. It's fun. You don't remember any of them, because we went back in time and changed the future. But we remember!

"...Does that mean I'M trapped in this cycle now, too?"

[Kennifer]

>attempt to be conscious again

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>attempt to be conscious again (Delilah)

Not only are you conscious again, you feel like a brand new woman. Feel as good as you ever did without any serious facial or head injuries. Will it translate to better luck for you? We shall see.