[Mafia] Witch Trip

[PopcornPie]

"Mhm. Now what I was attempting with the shovel was seeing if this might have been too big or heavy for anyone here to use."

[Florien]

Right then.

Lukanios shares that information with everyone.

With that in mind, I think we should kill Susan. I don't remember which one of you is Susan immediately, but that one. Or Xue. One of those. Maybe both. Maybe all of them. I'm starting with Susan. Come on I've done time stuff, literally, you'll never know if I make a mistake. If you want logic... ummm... "sus" right in the name. I believe that was June's reasoning a few iterations ago.

/Vote Susan

[PointMaid]

Ok, that's Delilah, me, Naomi, Jimothy, Susan, Sinuhe, and Xue that seem to fit the shoes. If they're not deliberately oversized.

...You want to set up an experiment to see if we could smash the dog's head in with the shovel? Like, find a watermelon or something and see if we can smash it with the shovel?

[PointMaid]

...Wait. Do you have some special knowledge you'd like to share?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Looking to out someone, are we? Very well. Susan has one vote. Seven are needed for her to die...

[Florien]

Yeah, my special knowledge is that I've done this whole thing before dozens of times. While who actually ends up as the killers is pretty random and we don't know for sure really right now, I figure we should pick someone on that mid-sized list (in two ways, heh) to kill. I pick Susan.

[LavenderDream]

"And how did you come to that conclusion, other than using my name alone?"

[Florien]

Oh, I just picked. I mean it was going to be one of you, and it wasn't going to be Taira right now because I like trying to shatter her worldview with my mere existence, and I really just picked you out of the list at random.

[PointMaid]

...Somebody please tell me I'm still sleeping cozily

[Dookie]

Ok, that's Delilah, me, Naomi, Jimothy, Susan, Sinuhe, and Xue that seem to fit the shoes. If they're not deliberately oversized.

...You want to set up an experiment to see if we could smash the dog's head in with the shovel? Like, find a watermelon or something and see if we can smash it with the shovel?

"Or we could use the dog again, you know."

"...Or not. Not's fine, too."

[Kennifer]

"I'm not strong enough to clobber someone to death with a shovel. But yeah, as I thought, it doesn't narrow it down much. It'll eliminate the lizards and Quinarva and the tween girls from suspicion at least. But nothing's pointing to anyone directly in this timeline yet so I'm not sure if Susan was a killer in some other timeline is helpful right now either. Is it? I'm trying to wrap my head around the strategy here but considering I keep hitting it on stuff I'm not sure I'm getting it."

[Florien]

That's right Taira, you're asleep right now and I represent your subconscious desire to be an awesome world-conquering lizardgal with power over time. Lukanios over there represents... I don't know, your desire to try fermented meat in the central asian style.

See, I told you it was fun.

Anyway, no, this doesn't have anything to do with previous timelines. The timeline where june said "sus" is in susan, susan turned out innocent. I'm just picking one of you.

[PointMaid]

Taira sighs, then > Looks for a big heavy watermelon, or at least something about the density of Dr. Crow

...If I'm asleep, I'm just going to act like I'm awake and eventually I'll wake up.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Looks for a big heavy watermelon, or at least something about the density of Dr. Crow (Taira)

No watermelons here. This isn't a farm, you know. However, you find the next best thing: various corpses of several people who's come here and died in the forest. The group you fond looks like they died sometime before you all arrived here. They should serve as the perfect subjects for the shovel. Time to desecrate the dead!

[PopcornPie]

"If only there was a watermelon plant I could work my magic upon. Watermelons are good substitutes for a head, right?"

[Florien]

Oh, to be back in the iteration where one of you inexplicably brought a whole life-sized human made out of "ballistic gel" or whatever.

That was a good iteration. Corpses work too, I guess, but they'll probably have a bit more yield if they're dried out.

[PointMaid]

Taira tries to tune all this out... she really does...

She also > Takes the shovel and attempts a whacking. Can she do it?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Takes the shovel and attempts a whacking. Can she do it? (Taira)

You call that a hit? Looks like you just patted it to me! Old, frail people can hit better than that!

[Cutegirl920fire]

"I'll try..." Abigail hesitated. She didn't like descrating the corpses but she had to do it in order to not appear as suspicious.
> Swing the shovel at another corpse's head.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Swing the shovel at another corpse's head. (Abby)

I know you're 12 and all, but that still doesn't mean you can't try harder.

[Florien]

Not going to bother, we're already cleared by being too large to have done it.

[Kennifer]

Delilah will

>At least attempt to not hurt herself further during corpse-thwacking practice.

[Dookie]

> Let's see if I can but that melon's head open.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>At least attempt to not hurt herself further during corpse-thwacking practice. (Delilah)

So much for not hurting yourself. You pick it up quickly and whack yourself in the face. You hit the ground hard. You are unconscious right now.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Let's see if I can but that melon's head open. (June)

Man, you people are all amateurs! Why aren't none of you putting your muscle into it? Come on!