Lucky 13

[PointMaid]

Eight nods. Golf. Not a bad game. Angle, impulse, acceleration. Parabolic arc. Very neat.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Well, I know you gotta keep secrets, but I just felt so damn bad for you, alright? Look at you, missing so many times. Anyways, I agree. Show 'em, and give Nerva some pay while you're at it."'

[Kennifer]

I never played golf myself. It 8n't too 8ig a thing on Alternia, at least not with any8ody important May8e one of the losers who play Fiduspawn all the time are into it or something. FLARP is wayyyyyyyy 8etter, 8ecause it gets pretty 8rutal and you have to 8e cre8ive at times!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I mean keeping secrets might be one thing, but hell, just learning how to play the game right shouldn't be locked under some vaults. I mean what if they did that to Tiger Woods? He wouldn't even have come close to sniffing success if he didn't play the game right.

[Zanreo]

"Ah yeah, that's true. Learn the basics here, then put your own twist on it... not making what you're doing too obvious."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Hey, what's FLARP, anyway? Sounds fun."

[noodlesnook]

Sig is a little worried, judging from what she said earlier, but he's interested anyways.

[NebulaChimera2211]

>Any medicines?

Arline comes back after the search, regardless of its result.

I dunno, do any of you know?

[Dookie]

>Any medicines? (Neb)

You come up short.

[Kennifer]

FLARP is only the gr8est game on Alternia! It's this super complic8ed live action roleplaying game with real monsters and stuff. I emul8 my ancestor when I play! I used to play with Eridan all the time and he emul8ed his ancestor too 8ut we 8roke up 8ecause I guess we didn't h8 each other enough. Romance is complic8ed. Aaaaaaaanyway, FLARP gets really 8rutal sometimes, serious injuries and death and all that. I've 8een playing for sweeps so I have all the levels now.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Oooh! Sounds fun. Maybe we'll play a round, once all this is done. Sounds funky fresh.

[Kennifer]

Yeah, that could 8e gr8! My game8ooks and stuff are 8ack at my hive 8ut we can always improvise.

[PointMaid]

Interesting. A game, you say? Eight flashes into a grin for a second or two. ...The pixels seem to shift. I'm always looking for new number games. Does it use numbers?

[Kennifer]

It does!!!!!!!! It uses dice rolls and the 8etter the roll the 8etter the attack. Especially if you've got dice like mine that can also 8e used as a weapon, 8ut it uses normal dice too.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sounds like a good game to release some pent-up anger.

[PointMaid]

Eight grins. Excellent. It sounds like it can be used to teach probability.

[Kennifer]

Yeah! Like how lucky you have to 8e to roll all 8s on a set of 8 8 sided dice. Which I've done, 8ecause I have all the luck.

[TalesofUnder]

Yeah, I got my fill of dice games from when Marcy made us play Creatures and Caverns. Eight... hours... of dice rolling...

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Dice rolling? Well, I'll try a hand at that. Always been top tier lucky. What, Sasha? You afraid of a few polyhedrals?"

[Kennifer]

Are there any actual creatures or caverns in that game? 8ecause if there 8n't, there's your pro8lem.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Hmph. So, similar to a board game? I'm not all that interested, but it's something to pass the time. If you absolutely need a slot filling up, let me know. Hey, I don't remember having to come face-to-face with monsters before, but I'll see what I can do.

[TalesofUnder]

No. Really, they should rename it to “Stat Checks and Tedium.”

[PointMaid]

If you just don't like doing the math, well, just say so.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Hey, stats are more important than you think! Especially the stat of your opponent's HP to zero!"

[PointMaid]

Eight nods strongly. Statistics are very important, yes. And tasty. We can have pie a la mode. That's with the greatest number of ice cream flavors available in the store. ...She laughs at her own joke.