Lucky 13

[Florien]

She was openly beginning to panic shortly after I made my statement of knowing many of who were involved in the votes for me. It could have been for something unrelated, but my suspicion is enough to use her to prove a point.

Now, as it happens, I have an employer among you somewhere, so let it be known that I will most likely be avenged if you should somehow manage to take the shot I know many of you intend to take.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Whether or not she voted for you, it goes to show you can't really let your nerves get the better of you. That'll get you every time.

[PointMaid]

That, true. I had noticed that she was nervous as well, yes. I figured your intention was to provoke a reaction.

[Florien]

Yes, though in this case, instead of making you slice into the sandtrap, your yips will instead cause you to be bashed, slashed, and left to die upon the floor of an ikea, golfer.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You know, I don't know if I'll make it to the end or not. Knowing me, I probably won't. But I'd watch what you say if I were you, Dark Helmet. You might think you're safe in your little padding, your own mercenary experience, maybe even that admittedly-creative weaponry you made. But I know Lady Luck well. It's fucked me over several times. If it's done me, I'm sure you won't be spared from its grasp. Why if things go wrong, I'm sure Casino Girl or even the cat will find a way to end you. So think about that before you end up choking on your words... if you live long enough to choke on them, that is.

[Florien]

That wasn't a threat, that was a witty bit of Reisgraf humor, saying that if you panic, you die when in a combat situation not necessarily involving me. I don't normally do banter and jokes, that's Marc A.'s thing more, the unserious idiot. He doesn't understand mercenary work like I do. But if you're threatening me, I don't doubt that you're the one who would come out the worse of any encounter between us.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

No, I'm not threatening you. I'm not really looking for a fight right now. I'm just stating the facts. Because I do admit, you seem to have a grasp on the situation well. Everything you stated when you made your first appearance while we were all getting ready to play craps. How you came in and prepared. Your experiences serve you well and you did what you thought was right. I'm just simply saying Lady Luck can be a real bitch is all. It can either be our best friend or worst enemy. Regardless of who fights who.

[Kennifer]

I do hope you know if you think I voted for you that'd make you as dum8 as you are 8rutal. And I don't think you are, since you o8viously know a lot a8out this "killing game" stuff.

Vriska also snickered slightly at Darryl's comment about luck.

[Florien]

No, don't be ridiculous. You didn't. Only fools would vote for me to be killed, and you are not a fool. Just stay in line, and we will have no problems. Is that clear?

[Kennifer]

I mean I'd waaaaaaaay rather 8e allies than enemies, may8e 8e the last ones standing and thin out the weak 8lood in the process.

[PointMaid]

You thought I voted for you. Even though I didn't. Are you calling me a fool?

[Florien]

You are the one who questioned my valor first, doctor. I can't prove you have a degree in anything, but you don't see me implying you don't have one.

[TalesofUnder]

Remind me to stay away from you. But I do think it's a good idea that you stay away from me as well, or you're toast.

[Florien]

No need to remind you, if you forget to not cross me, I will continue to prove why Augustus should never have been deemed the world's greatest anything, much less fighter. He couldn't outclass boxed wine.

[wingedcatgirl]

Lucky is just hiding far away from everyone else.

[NebulaChimera2211]

A thought occurs to Arline when she hears that Nerva has an employer who will likely avenge him if he's attacked.

Hey, why don't you just call your employer over now? ...when we've found a way, of course.

She idly draws another tarot card; reversed eight of cups. She then snarls:

When I find who voted for the kitty, I'm coming for them.

She then walks off to...

>Look for any medical supplies.

[Florien]

No, no, my employer is one of you. I have struck a deal with one of you. In this building. To provide those services which I am of the persuasion to provide.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Ah, I see... Welp. Two down already, and no closer to home. We should probably find a way in the end.

[Dookie]

>Look for any medical supplies. (Nebula)

You find a first aid kit in the kitchen.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Well, that's unspecific," Jewel mumbles in regards to Nerva's comment. "Now, if this is just going to turn into us measuring hectocotyluses, I'm damn good myself." She decides to fling a frozen meatball at a nearby vase, hitting it with a perfect bullseye and shattering it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Watch this!

Darryl also attempts to hit a vase with a meatball. Instead of throwing it however, he uses his plank of wood as if it were a club. He swings and hits it.... and the meatball way past left, not even coming close to hitting the vase.

Ahh, damn it to hell! Every time! Every single time! Why do I suck at this?!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Jewel smiles, and noogies Darryl. She has to tip toe a bit to reach his head, but. "Well, Dar, was it? Maybe you should swallow some pride and ask for some help. Hey, I'll give you some, you're welcome. Keep your front leg more firm, gets you more accuracy when throwing something, whether it's ink or balls."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Darryl does as Jewel says. Holding his front leg more firm and then whacks another meatball at the vase, which makes it break this time. He stands there.... looking quite speechless, stunned that he finally achieved what he never could do in his years playing golf.

... How come nobody has shown me the leg trick up until now?! Been doing this for a while and I never was told about leg positioning! And all these jackasses at the PGA just let me make an ass out of myself, all of them laughing at me! Fucking assholes! Maybe I can actually win a tournament for change! Hey, Nerva! If we both make it out alive and I win a tournament, I'm calling you to take care of these assholes for me! Make it look like an accident or not, I don't care! Just kill these fuckers!

[Florien]

Hm? Oh yes, certainly, I can do that. It's dubiously legal, but it can be done through the Imperial Plus Bodyguard plan. Besides, they're golfers. How difficult can they be to cut down? I've fought across the Cascadian Rainforests, the Himilayas, and throughout the Steppes, I think I can handle a golf course. Conditional on you surviving, of course.

[Zanreo]

"Why no one told you... Sometimes, you gotta keep your secrets to yourself" P. H. replies. "Well, I'm not exactly an expert on golf or any other sports, but that would be my guess, anyway. The ones who know the tricks are the ones to win it big... But yeah, show them! ...Don't think killing would be necessary, though, aside from killing their pride"