Like Tears in Rain

[Cassie]

"Someone I met on a hiking trip. Didn't I remember you also okaying to me going off on a vacation for a while?" She says to Sakuya.

[EeveeGirlChey]

Test subject? he asked with a hint of uncertainty.

"Yeah! My team at Goop is developing new and exciting products for sentient machines so they too can improve their lifestyles and live authentically. We need an ordinary sentiment machine to test them out for us before we put them out on the market. Our first test subject got angry and tried to zap us while screaming 'exterminate'."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Through the Terminator's infrared sensors, he detects that Gwyneth Paltrow could very well be a threat to human society, though whether or not she's a threat to wipe out everyone here is still up for debate, but he still senses the Marvel actress is untrustworthy.

Negative. My programming does not allow me to take part in experimental procedures, especially from a human with a possible mental illness.

[Risdio51]

"Apologies for spacing out. Which bedrooms are still available?"

[EeveeGirlChey]

Through the Terminator's infrared sensors, he detects that Gwyneth Paltrow could very well be a threat to human society, though whether or not she's a threat to wipe out everyone here is still up for debate, but he still senses the Marvel actress is untrustworthy.

Negative. My programming does not allow me to take part in experimental procedures, especially from a human with a possible mental illness.

"Mental illness? Don't have any. But if you have anxiety, I can teach you some really awesome stuff about yoga, meditation, and your chakras."

[PointMaid]

The only ones of the twelve bedrooms which are taken already are one, seven, and eight, the AI drone with a purple glow in its camera responded.

[Risdio51]

"I'll take bedroom number 5, then. I am the Fifth Children, after all."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

"Someone I met on a hiking trip. Didn't I remember you also okaying to me going off on a vacation for a while?" She says to Sakuya.

Oh... Right! Hehe...

[Kennifer]

"...yeah she's as bad as that weird holistic guy whose tea turned George purple. Ah, sorry, it's a thing from Seinfeld. Really love that show."

Amy's just giving Gwyneth a weird look.

[Risdio51]

"Seinfeld, you say? I've seen some of that show. The Lilim can be quite entertaining. Only more proof of how amazing your cultures are."

[Kennifer]

Amy grins.

"It's one of my favorite shows ever. I especially like George; he's hilarious!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

My anatomy was not engineered with chakras and neither are human beings. Terminating you may not be in my programming, but it still senses you are a threat to mankind.

Afterwards he hears Amy talk about Seinfeld and that catches his attention.


Seinfeld, an American situational comedy which aired on NBC from 1989-1998 for a total of 180 episodes. Generally regarded as one of the greatest sitcoms of all time among humans.

[Cassie]

"Damn - been meaning to get to watching that show ever since the hiking trip but I keep forgetting." Sericle says, with slight embarassment on her face.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

I... Haven't really heard of this... Seinfeld. ... TV's not really a thing in Gensokyo, so I apologize.

[Risdio51]

Kaworu turns his head at the Terminator saying the word "human"

"Ah, please forgive me, I forgot that was your term for yourself."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I am not human, I am a machine. My skin is made of living tissue which covers up my titanium alloy endoskeleton.

He then proves it by taking off his jacket and grabbing a knife and cutting into the skin right where the elbow is before taking the skin off like a glove revealing what was underneath: his arm, all robotic and metal, albeit bloody from the living tissue he just removed from it. He displays it to all.

Any more questions?

[Cassie]

"Yeah, kind of part of the reason I've still yet to come around to watching Seinfeld..." Sericle says in response to what Sakuya said. "And finding the proper DVD player at Korindou has been tough luck so far too."

[Risdio51]

Kaworu keeps his smile at the gruesome act of the Terminator.

"I am not Lilim myself. I'm an Angel."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

The other drone, silent until now, beeps in an entertained manner. "So amusing. Watching you gloat about yourselves. Human, or angel, or some machine restrained by your hard parts. You think so highly of yourselves. As if you had the power to destroy a timeline."

More amused beeping. "Unlike my counterpart, I am not so deluded in your ability. You should enjoy yourselves. Observe the area while you can. History will be molded without you. Play in its waters while you can."

[Dookie]

Cn I hav bedrom too

She's too busy trying to find a bedroom to pay attention to what anyone is saying.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"No one is stopping you from taking a bedroom. Except multiple people are. There are 12 bedrooms and you can take any except 1. 5. 7. And 8."

[Dookie]

She goes to the second bedroom and puts her stuff, including her guitar, down.

Yay

[wingedcatgirl]

Charis would likely be very upset at MORI-RT's villainous gloating, if she weren't still in the kitchen engrossed in cooking.

There is just, so much food. At least a hundred meals' worth. Why is she making so much food? Just as a distraction?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The Terminator puts his skin back onto his arm.

An angel? So they're not mythical beings... he asks being genuinely curious what the angel is.

[Kennifer]

"Look, I just want to keep existing, okay?"