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Life's a Beach 2
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12-21-2021, 00:58:15 AM
Julia, not terribly particular about who she bunks with (albeit with a couple of exceptions) will
> Go to a cabin that's got an empty bed. Maybe bunk with the Hobbit, she seemed nice?
Stupid doomed timeline...
12-21-2021, 01:02:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-21-2021, 01:11:01 AM by Mr. Lee Hammer.)
As Julia heads off into Cabin 2 with Snakeweed, firefighters come out and put out the fire Ernesto started. Then GWC appears and isn't too happy.
I gave you a nice vacation to this marvelous place and you start fires?! What kind of reckless piece of trash are you?! Now get out of my sight and find a cabin or I will sue you! And on that note... NIGHT TIME IS HERE. DAY WILL RESUME AT WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22 AT 6 PM CST. PLEASE PM ACTIONS TO BOTH HOSTS.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-23-2021, 00:59:57 AM
DAY HAS ARRIVED.
GWC makes his way to the hut and yells to everyone It's begun now. They've struck a couple of you people. So I suggest you do something worthwhile with your pathetic lives and find out who's killing you all and going after me! Now move it!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-23-2021, 01:02:29 AM
Henry wakes up... Fine... If you say so...
>check for any bodies I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
12-23-2021, 01:02:41 AM
Shutteth thine gob, you embodiment of Midas! I was having a dream about an impossibly sultry gal with the head of a Frosty!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
12-23-2021, 01:03:42 AM
...Crap. A couple, as in more than one? That does not sound good.
> Look for, ah, bodies Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
12-23-2021, 01:05:41 AM
"A <Murder Mysteries Today??> It's time for a game of Blue's Clues! Blue's Clues!! Blue's Clues!!!!!!!!"
> search for clues (AKA dead bodies)
12-23-2021, 01:08:53 AM
The body search has led to two discoveries:
First, there's Eren, who's found in his bed, and appears that he was stabbed in the back. The second body happens to be in the water which washed up at the sand near the huts. Looks like it's Bandana Waddle Dee, laying on his bed, which was also washed up with him still laying in it, and tied to cinder blocks. You watch your mouth, fancy boy, otherwise you might end up hanged with your panty hose! And yep, they got a couple of the innocent vacationers. Eren was the Grubhub Delivery Guy and Bandana was the Driver.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-23-2021, 01:14:27 AM
Yuffie exits her hut with a stretch and a yawn, looking about. "Hey guys... good morn-"
"..." "GUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ARE... ARE THOSE GUYS DEAD?! But don't these murder mystery island plots at least wait a few days?! Wh... What do we DO?!" "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
12-23-2021, 01:15:30 AM
"<Rest In Pieces> to Mr. I Hardly Knew You and Minion of <King Dedede from Nintendo's Kirby>!!!! Too bad they <Had To Die First>!!!!! Hmmm, where are the <Blue's Pawprints>??? Oh, pawprint!!!!"
> inspect Waddle Dee's body 
12-23-2021, 01:15:38 AM
"Hmph. I'm surprised the killer went for the strange, annoying child instead of a higher power such as me."
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
12-23-2021, 01:16:39 AM
"But Sephiroth... ain't that the guy who tried to steal our stuff last night?"
Yuffie approaches Eren and begins to >investigate Eren "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
12-23-2021, 01:18:30 AM
> inspect Waddle Dee's body (Steve)
Waddle's body is soaked from being in the water for a long period of time. It appears that he drowned. >investigate Eren (Yuffie) You find a hole in Eren's back. Looks like he was stabbed with something.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-23-2021, 01:19:42 AM
"Is he? I never even bothered to look much at his face, I was much more focused on getting us food."
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
12-23-2021, 01:20:47 AM
Ugh. Fine, I'll investigate these moronic nuisances, but only so I can get back to Frostytown.
>examine the hole in Eren's back. Is it a clean wound, or a messy one?
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
12-23-2021, 01:22:18 AM
> Inspect the Cinder Blocks
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
12-23-2021, 01:23:07 AM
>Search Eren's room for any sign of stabby implements (Eri)
You're not finding any. >examine the hole in Eren's back. Is it a clean wound, or a messy one? (Shamspeare) How would you know? It's a wound.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-23-2021, 01:23:48 AM
...Wow. Drowning and a literal stab in the back.
> Check if there are any marks on Waddle Dee. Bruise marks? Anything? Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
12-23-2021, 01:24:20 AM
Dawn gets up and finds everyone else with the dead bodies.
“Oh, Washington…looks like your rein of terror is coming to an end.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
12-23-2021, 01:25:23 AM
"As a thief myself, I know what he was up to! Thief recognizes thief! Something like that."
>Check size of wounds. "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
12-23-2021, 01:27:06 AM
> Inspect the Cinder Blocks (MP)
They were attached to the bed, seemingly to make Bandana drown quicker. It's unknown where they came from. > Check if there are any marks on Waddle Dee. Bruise marks? Anything? (Point) None at all.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
12-23-2021, 01:27:16 AM
Well, I don't know what happy dagger led to this boy's death... but we can make a reasonable inference that whoever killed the overgrown fungal spore has a brawny physique. I'll put it down on the table that not many people here can lift a bed tied to breeze blocks, with a person sleeping in the bed.
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
12-23-2021, 01:29:06 AM
"<Hire A Bus Driver Now!> didn't sign up for <Learn How To Breathe Underwater> lessons! Kids, learning how to breathe underwater is a <Very Good Things> for a <It's A Web3 World>!!!! Let's see what Waddle Deeble Doo did wrong!"
>search the sands around BWD for anything suspicious
12-23-2021, 01:30:21 AM
Julia has come out of her room now, looking well rested.
"Hey, everyone I..." "..." Julia takes in the scene and will... >Look around for more cinder blocks in an effort to determine where the ones used to make Bandanna Dee sleep with the fishes at least came from
Stupid doomed timeline...
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