Life's A Beach

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Night phase begins and will end on Tuesday, March 23 at 2 PM CST. Everyone please send in your night actions and again, remember to send it to all four hosts.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Day begins again as Jimmy angrily approaches Victoria.

What the hell did you put in their food yesterday? All I wanted to do was give Kirby & Ribbon a nice last meal before you killed them off. But that.... you are conniving, you know that? Just really conniving!

[PointMaid]

Reina has been hiding in the gym, preparing to use the weights as weapons, and just... trying to stay awake and hear if anybody was after her. Then she sees a break of light through the window.

Holy *!&$... I'm alive? I... made it through the night.

...Is everyone else alive? Hello?

> See if she can find everyone. Is anyone missing?

[wingedcatgirl]

"... poison," Eri said. "... She wanted me to do it, but... well, in the end, she did it herself."

[Kafkaesque]

Seth is sprawled across a couch in the lobby, staring at the ceiling.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> See if she can find everyone. Is anyone missing? (3)

Her worries distracted her too much to notice anything.

[Dookie]

Victoria yells at Jimmy.

“I didn't know a child was going to eat it! I thought you were going to give it to an adult! And when they were getting votes on them, I tried to hide the meal, but the good-for-nothing traps Seth put down almost broke my FOOT!”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

So you were just going to poison the food I had intended for a last meal even if it were an adult? I try to show a bit of decency here, but no, you just made me look bad in front of everyone. If you're going to execute someone, just get in there and kill them. Don't try to pull a fast one on them like that! You sicken me..., Jimmy says as he walks away from Victoria in a huff.

[Dookie]

“Said by the guy who served the body of an INNOCENT PERSON to them. Sure, they were addicted to their phones, but they had nothing to do with us! And you deal with them like they killed your parents. The only reason I poisoned it was because of that.”

[PointMaid]

...Of course Seth is just lying there. Seriously. Bet you're not even curious who I know is still an active gang member.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

She was a total bitch and an animal, so I couldn't let her go to waste. Squirrel meat can be quite good, you know.

Jimmy turns his attention to Reina.

Oh? And who do you suspect, young lady?

[Kafkaesque]

That does happen to get Seth's attention. He looks up at Reina, curious.

[PointMaid]

Oh, you're interested, really? Yeah... Tony. Nothing about his spiders being creepy... some of 'em are pretty cute. I reached out to some of my online contacts, they have contacts... You just have to know how to use technology, y'know? been doing it the last few nights. Anyway, someone knew he was still active. It's how I've been narrowing down my list, apart from taking notes. Lief and Dan I know are out of the business, I'm... 80, 90% sure of Seth? Gotten conflicting reports. And Peanut Butter Sandwich, well, he's said some things I think he'd have to be out of the gangs to say without being confronted on it, like his friendship with Keroro.

[Kafkaesque]

Seth thinks to himself.

"Well. We can't be sure yet any of them are still alive, can we?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Why wouldn't I be interested? Besides my still surviving Shark member, there's still one more Crow left. And I want to eliminate them for good so I can take one step closer to victory. Now do you see the bigger picture? I know you're at an age where you think you have all the answers. But trust me, you really don't.

[PointMaid]

Well, not yet, no. I was trying to look before I got distracted.

> Look around again to see if anyone is missing

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Look around again to see if anyone is missing (10)

You do notice one person is missing but in the search, you somehow get lost in the tropics.

[PointMaid]

Reina looks up at Shoehorn's speech. Look, if we somehow get through this day and we haven't already taken both of your gang members out... good, go after each other. That way you're not going to kill more innocent people, and I'm more likely to get away alive.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Not everyone here is totally innocent, and don't you forget that, he yells before she sets off to find missing people. A lot of you were in these gangs yourselves, but you all betrayed me and Victoria. You all indulged yourselves in violence as much as me and Victoria and the surviving loyalists. You all got your hands bloody too. You all held weapons and killed someone. So spare me your holier-than-thou attitude, because a lot of you are no different than us, all fighting for a cause you believed in. And now you've left those gangs because you're all cowards.

[PointMaid]

I know somebody is missing around here...

> Continue the search, she supposes...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Continue the search, she supposes... (1)

You get further and further down the island still and not only have you still not found the missing person, now you've got hyenas coming after you. Life on the island, you know?

[wingedcatgirl]

"Shut the fuck up, Shoehorn!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh, Eri..... What's the matter? Does the truth hurt? Well, if you're not a coward, why'd you leave then? Why did you turn Victoria's own people against her? You were one of her good people yourself from what I remember? What gives? If it's not cowardice, what is it? Could you not handle the pressure of being in a gang anymore? Having to do battle with others? Just wanting to find a way to escape? You know... like a coward. Unlike you, I'm in this battle to the very end, whether I die, Victoria dies or everyone else. But no matter what happens, I will go down fighting. Why can't you do the same?

[wingedcatgirl]

"What do you think I'm doing right now?" Eri spits back.

[Kafkaesque]

"Look," Seth abruptly chimes in. "I know there's lots of resentment and rivalry and all that fun stuff, but... it's getting a bit old now, you know? One of you's about to lose anyway, right? There's every chance your arrogance is gonna blow up in your faces. Possibly literally. Hey, you've probably got explosives somewhere in your old gang stashes, right?"