Life's A Beach

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Then prove it. Tell you what. Why don't you kill off my last Shark then whenever you find out who it is? If you're such a fighter, then get some of that blood on your hands. Use a weapon or your bare hands, it doesn't matter. Just do something. Show off what a fighter you claim to be.

[artsyGeek]

"DAD! Don't even try and do your bullshit on Eri! What did they ever do to you?!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

How could you possibly defend Eri? My own flesh and blood actually defending a Crow? Do you actively try to hurt me, girl? All I wanted to do was fight for this island, with my daughter by my side. Then you had to turn against me and take a few of my people with you. You say you care for the island, but all you've been doing is impeding my progress and not only that, you've sided with the enemy.

He sighs.

I wonder... what would your mother make of all of this if she were still alive today? You are passionate, something you've gotten from the both of us. But you're really stubborn, just like she was. I will always love her even after death, but hot damn, I had the hardest time trying to get her to change her mind about things, just like I do with you.

[artsyGeek]

"I..."

[Hyacinth looked down.]

"...sorry, Dad. I.. didn't mean it that way. Just thought you should knock it off a bit, that's all."

[wingedcatgirl]

Eri just glares at Shoehorn.

[Huney]

"Ay-hay-hayyyy, slept late! What's up!"

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"... Bad time?"

[TenOfSwords13]

>Anybody dead or did we all live?

[artsyGeek]

> Anybody dead or did we all live? [10]

[On your way to find everyone else, you tripped, sprained your ankle, and fell into Dan/D.B Cooper's room... where his dead body is. A bunch of stab wounds can be seen on his body.]

[TenOfSwords13]

OH DOG OH DOG OH DOG...

>Try and investigate the scene, despite the sprained ankle

[Zanreo]

Paruko then wakes up, still alive. She >starts looking to see if anyone's dead...

[artsyGeek]

> Try and investigate the scene, despite the sprained ankle [8]

[You find out that there's.. not much evidence. However, you can infer that the crime happened while he's asleep. ...why are there pink strands of.. something similar to hair nearby?]

> Start looking to see if anyone's dead [10]

[...you too? Anyways, you also tripped and somehow fell to D.B's room.]

[TenOfSwords13]

PBS decides to sit down somewhere in the room, to rest his foot.

Hi Paruko, do you think you can get everyone else... or did you hurt your foot too?

[Zanreo]

"Oof..." Paruko gets up again. "Oh no... they got Dan?" she says upon noticing the stabbed body.


"...Oh, sure!" She goes to inform the others.

[Dookie]

“Just shut up, Jimmy.”

“You don't even know what I'm like. You think I and all the other Crows started this for a profit. You think that I've killed as many as you have. You think I'm like you, hating everybody on the other team with all of my passion. And that's what you preach to everybody. Newcomers, tourists, people who work here, islanders. Your mentality is ‘Nature good, Victoria bad.’ I think being on an island so long has gone to your head.”

[PointMaid]

Reina is still... lost. I cannot believe how lost I am... why do I keep getting lost? I thought I had a good sense of direction...

> Try to find everyone else again

[Dookie]

> Try to find everyone else again (6)

You make it to the outside of the hotel. Good job!

[PointMaid]

...Well at least I'm not lost again.

She >Continues the search for any missing people

[artsyGeek]

> Continue the search for any missing people [3]

[Aaaand you tripped at the entrance. Luckily, you didn't get injured, but still.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Then tell me. Why did you choose this island? Why did you build your hotel here? And why did you brush me away like I'm garbage when I tried to tell you how much you were hurting the habitat here? How come you showed a lack of regard for all the wildlife here?

[PointMaid]

Ow... I think that was the ankle I hurt yesterday that made me trip. Probably shouldn't put so much weight on it, but...

> Keep looking, she guesses...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Keep looking, she guesses... (2)

You're so worked up over everything, you walk into a door. Other than getting a bloody nose, you're not hurt too badly.

[artsyGeek]

> Keep looking, she guesses... [9]

[You limply walk to.. Dan's room.]

[..aw shit, buncha stab wounds, bloody bed, strands of-]

[...huh. All in all, he's fucking dead.]

[SapphireStarblazer]

"Hey, we heard a bunch of shouting in the other room," Lief said as he showed up on a light fixture above the main lobby, "We just want to briefly check if everything's okay. ...Aside from the dead bodies."

[PointMaid]

Reina is somewhere between screaming and having a panic attack at seeing Dan's body...

[Dookie]

"Guess what? I wen here to get my troubles away, to stop making my life a living hell, and to have some freedom for once, and all I got was islanders angry at me killing my workers, a war, and people who want me dead!"

She walks off upstairs.

"Can't we just relax for once?"