Life's A Beach

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Try to use the First Aid supplies to stabilize the fracture and deal with the pain (7)

You managed to tend to your injury successfully.

[PointMaid]

Oh, thank god. That feels better. And, thanks, Sandwich. Sorry for getting snippy.

[TenOfSwords13]

It's fine. I guess it's a high pressure environment here... I just hope we can both make it out alive.

[PointMaid]

Yeah. Seriously. Lotta people dying.

[PointMaid]

I should probably do what I was trying to do earlier and check out Keroro and the freezer again...

> Any new evidence from Keroro and that area or the freezer and that area?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Any new evidence from Keroro and that area or the freezer and that area? (7)

Looks like some ice was taken from the freezer.

[PointMaid]

Which... is what we figured anyway, but, yeah. Look, unless there's any more evidence, which I don't see but please feel free to keep looking, I'm going to have to vote Ribbon and Kirby.

/vote Ribbon and Kirby

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Four votes for Kirby & Ribbon, one more to hammer. I suggest you all get in your votes now because night phase will fall at 10:30 PM CST. You don't want to let a potential killer to live another night, do you?

[Huney]

/vote Kirby & Ribbon

[artsyGeek]

"We just need one more vote to hammer the kids, folks. Don't want a potential extremist/killer to get away? I'd recommend voting for the time being."

[Oggy123]

"Please, this is all just a big misunderstanding!"

"We can't be executed, we have to protect our home!"

Kirby and Ribbon show their doe-eyes to the others.

[Dookie]

Victoria is....

Suspiciously absent.....

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The deadline is in two hours, and we still need one more vote. If night comes and if they're killers and more die, you'll have no one to blame but yourselves.

[Dookie]

Victoria rushes in.

”Guys, you don't know if they're bad. Don't vote if you don't want to.”

She goes back out.

[Oggy123]

"I can't believe you guys would be so mean to us! We are the protectors of our planet!"

[wingedcatgirl]

Eri just looks anxious.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh and one more thing. Night begins at 10:30 PM CST, but since executions take some planning, the voting cut-off time will be at 10:00 PM CST.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Sorry, little guy."

>vote Kirby and Ribbon

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, looks like it's the end for you two. I do take pity on you though. I got you all a last meal prepared before your deaths. Just hold on and see if you all don't want to say any last words.

[Oggy123]

Kirby then looks at the others.

"I... i can't believe you guys could would do this to us! We're the saviors, the beacon of hope for our planet, Popstar, wanting to inspire hope to others, including here. And you dastardly people will extinguish that hope! You guys are remorseless, dastardly and disgusting! I have friends and followers at home, and they rely on me for their safety! But your actions won't go unpunished! My allies will sooner or later find out, and you guys will pay for this!"

[Oggy123]

"And now our planet is doomed!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Jimmy comes and takes Kirby & Ribbon to a table. He puts a platter on the table.

I've heard Victoria wanted to kill you all off herself and I don't know where she disappeared off to. But here, enjoy this last meal on me.

Jimmy lifts over the platter.

Here you are, Roasted Peanut.

And there it was, Peanut, with all her fur peeled off, roasted golden brown, resting herself on top of spinach and a tomato in her mouth. Both Kirby and Ribbon look a little appaled by the site of one of the same people who, just days ago, helped solved Dennis's murder. And now there she was, taking on a whole new meaning of the phrase "ready to eat".

Dig in.

Kirby and Ribbon both take bites from the roasted Peanut. Ribbon eats a leg, right before Kirby breathes in the rest of it into his mouth. Admittedly, they both thought she tasted pretty good, even if she was one of the inhabitants here just a few days ago. But uh-oh.... they don't look so good.... Kirby moans as he clutches his stomach. He's clearly hurting really bad. His moans get more and more intense. Then he balloons up. He keeps getting bigger and bigger. It's like the moon itself almost crashed to Earth, as he shadows over everyone here. His pained moans get louder and louder the bigger he grows. Then his body starts to crack, his blood vessels and veins start to pop. And then.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Kirby blood and guts spill all over the place, getting all over everyone. And through it all, there was Ribbon. She was on her knees, in a pool of blood. She was gagging and throwing up her own blood. Wallowing in her own misery, she doesn't even notice her friend just literally ate till he exploded. She barfs up more blood as her body gets weaker and weaker before she gives out and collapses. She lets out a few low moans herself before expiring. Jimmy, covered in Kirby gibs, is shocked by everything that just happened.

No.... no. This... this wasn't supposed to happen.... not now! How did this happen?.... Of course! Victoria..... she knew they were on my team. They were the Soul Stealers. And she killed them off. Now I just got one more gang member left....

Jimmy walks away and looks at the approaching moon, just pondering the disgusting way his former gang members just went.

[artsyGeek]

[Hyacinth looks both done with the kids' "bullshit" and appalled by their deaths.]

"....okay, um. How do I say this, Dad...... Oh yeah. Yikes. They were children, for God's sake!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I.... I didn't do this! Why would I kill off my own actual people?! It was Victoria! She must have put some kind of poison into the meal. I'm.... I'm just..... ugh!

A queasy Jimmy goes into some nearby bushes and throws up.

Well... then. If you all need me, I'll be bathing myself in the ocean.

[Kafkaesque]

Seth, now covered in puffball blood, nods slowly with a completely blank expression on his face.

"...I could tell. They didn't even try to claim innocence. They just leapt right to guilting. That's classic diversionary tactics right there."