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Also, I never introduced myself. I'm "Big" Ben Harrison. My Grandfather was brutally cut down in the healthy prime of his life by our captors. At least, that's the working theory. So I have many reasons to oppose this unpleasant situation.

The giant manages to accidentally cut his hand on the smashed gumball machine again, before standing up and bonking his head on the ceiling.

Of course, I see our vile captors have made the likely deliberate choice to choose a building that's much too small for one of normal stature, such as myself. I could raise pensions again. That might get the proprietors to pay for expansion of this place's roof.
I am the They who says it!
> Check out the Polybius cabinet

It looks... rather plain. The bubble-lettered font looks pretty generic. When you pop in a quarter, the gameplay looks fairly generic as well.

Too generic.

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

lookiing at the other2 here you 2eem two be quiite a biit taller than average, mr. harrii2on

...he's still not looking up lol, he's decimated the previous high score at this point though because wow this game is simple up to what he's used to playing.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Upon seeing Big Ben, Dale responds Aha! One of those giants, resulting from the symptoms of the biological weapons from the Gulf War, , despite the fact the Gulf War is seven years away. But let's not talk about that.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
A teen walks in, slightly dazed, whilst holding a zapper gun on his right hand.

"Aargh! Where am I?..."

...that did not sound like a human. More like a robot with a very human articulation.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed



“What the fu-“
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
...Look, I'm losing my ability to be surprised here. Who are you?

Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
”Not tellin you yet. You could be the person trapping us here.”

(Beat)

“That's…that's stupid. I'm…uh….Quinn.”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
iit2 ju2t a guy wiith a weiird voiice, chiill out.

Sollux has finished his game with a high score and entered "TA" on the scoreboard.
Stupid doomed timeline...
"Name's Libre. From Tropesburg. Switching my jacket for a trenchcoat was a mistake."

Libre then takes notice of the cabinets.

"I swear. To GOD-"

His voice briefly turns deafeningly loud as he >smashes the Galaga cabinet and checks for any human corpses inside.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

"Hm? This game doesn't seem like anything special... Unless, um...
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
You have an iPhone?~ I, you see, am stuck on Verizon.~
(08-02-2021, 00:13:42 AM)Guma Wrote: You have an iPhone?~ I, you see, am stuck on Verizon.~

"If you're talking to me what I have is a Galaxy."
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

Well then, you're worthless to me, oh yes.~
What the fuck does iphone and galaxy mean in this context. Is this code for something? Am I being left out again. Alright.


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


Yeah, sure, cell phones. Arguing over what's the better model when it all slowly gives you cancer.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
No, I dont' get it either.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
“Ok, since I'm from the future, does anyone from the 20th century Wanna here what happened since 1992?”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
The talk of cell phone models doesn't mean much to Sollux since they don't have "iPhone" or "galaxy" on Alternia. However, the guy breaking the game? That... didn't seem like a good idea.

ii dont thiink they want you two break the machiine2.
Stupid doomed timeline...
There are no more iPhone 12s in stock, oh no.~ I've killed too many Best Buy employes to count, and none of them had a single one.~ Life's not fair . . . don't you agree?~
(08-02-2021, 00:23:25 AM)Dookie Wrote: “Ok, since I'm from the future, does anyone from the 20th century Wanna here what happened since 1992?”

What's happened, spaceman? Are we all wearing silver uniforms? The overlords cloning us all to enslave them to keep working for them so they can build bridges from Earth to Mars so the visitors can come and go anytime?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
After >smashing the Galaga cabinet and trying to find a corpse inside (actionising this because who knows if a Cabinet Man reference is abound), Libre turns around and notices who he responded to.

"...Deadass...a fucking lemon demon!?"
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


quote list
W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

(08-02-2021, 00:28:53 AM)Guma Wrote: There are no more iPhone 12s in stock, oh no.~ I've killed too many Best Buy employes to count, and none of them had a single one.~ Life's not fair . . . don't you agree?~

Wait. You killed people?
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
(08-02-2021, 00:34:05 AM)PointMaid Wrote: Wait. You killed people?

. . . .~

You're just realizing this.~
”Ok, wait, just confirmation that this is 1992 and not 1978 or whatever?”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food


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