LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)

[Kennifer]

GASP!

[Whistle]

*unwhists my le*

[Dookie]

*undooks my kie*

[Whistle]

*ungardeners your clancy*

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

*unkennis your fer*

[Kennifer]

GASP! How dare you!

[TenOfSwords13]

[unplayings your boy with rubiks]

[Whistle]

*unkennies your south park*

[Clancy]

*ungardeners your clancy*

D:<

[Whistle]

you already did it yourself when you signed up tho

[Dookie]

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[Whistle]

what copypasta is that

[Clancy]

you already did it yourself when you signed up tho

...You right.

[Clancy]

what copypasta is that

It's a copypasta based off of those Dr. Squatch soap ads that used to be all over YouTube.

[Whistle]

strange i never heard of 'em

[Dookie]

They're so damn annoying.

If you haven't seen them, imagine the Old Spice ads without any insteresting things, charm, and instead picture "Manliness" in those places.

[Florien]

Wow, I've never tolerated that commercial long enough to get to the part where they start accusing everything that 100% has made soap better, cheaper, etcetera and some things which aren't in soap of being satan cleansers which kill you and make you impotent.

And, you know, a soap IS a detergent. You literally cannot have a soap without detergent because soap is detergent.

What the fuck scaremongering bullshit is this "hey but it's chemicals it's not natural" BULLSHIT natural shit is chemicals, and natural shit is also capable of killing you, often more easily while doing a worse job and costing more! THAT'S WHY ARTIFICIAL SHIT EXISTS.

[Clancy]

I'm pretty sure YouTube's advertising algorithm is designed to only show them to men or those who identify as men, because you know there's no way in hell Dr. Squatch Soap would have any appeal for women.

[Dookie]

I'm pretty sure YouTube's advertising algorithm is designed to only show them to men or those who identify as men, because you know there's no way in hell Dr. Squatch Soap would have any appeal for women.

So apparently the reason I get them so damn much is because I named myself "Bort Sampson"?

[Clancy]

So apparently the reason I get them so damn much is because I named myself "Bort Sampson"?

Yeah, sounds about right.

On another note, "Bort Sampson" is a terrible YouTube username. "Birt Sampson" would be a much better choice (Bart Simpson -> Birt Sampson). Or "Simp Bartson".

[TenOfSwords13]

birbity birb birb birb

[Clancy]

Birb birb birb

The birb is the worb

[a-boy-playing-with-rubiks]

Isn't "dioxide" just two parts oxygen, one part non-oxygen?

[Kennifer]

BIRB

[Whistle]

brb