Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[NebulaChimera2211]

Night 8: imgur, postimg

Night 8

• Mars spied on Sollux's conversation with Tulip and decided to take measures to stop him.
  
• Tulip uses her new shapeshifting powers for thrill-seeking.
  
• That certainly explains the tungsten cube event...
  

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Day 9

• Unfortunately, we won't get to see what Sober!Felix is really like, because he's immediately offed by Mars. Mars having a mental breakdown over this actually makes sense within the narrative of this season.
  
• Sollux is carrying too many dogs.
  

Fallen Tributes: imgur, postimg

Fallen 9

Just Felix, on Day 9. RIP Power Stroke, so close and yet so far. Fourth place cursed and both tributes dying consecutively... that's rough.

Night 9: imgur, postimg

Night 9

• Presumably by crushing it under its weight, I guess.
  
• Sollux plans revenge on Tulip for her blackmail against him. (This one's bugged.)
  

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Day 10

• Sollux is warped by his lust for revenge.
  
• Yes, Mars may be having a mental breakdown, but Tulip probably actually deserved it at this point.
  

Fallen Tributes: imgur, postimg

Fallen 10

Tulip on Day 10. That's Guma's last tribute gone.

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Night 10

• What convinced the Martians that was a good idea? Anyway, Mars just got worfed to hell.
  

This Games' winner is... imgur, postimg

Winner

Sollux! Congrats to Kennifer!

Placements: imgur, postimg

Placements

• Winner: Sollux
  
• 2nd Place: Mars
  
• 3rd Place: Tulip
  
• Most Kills: Mars again (4)
  

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Summary

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Statistics

SAVE

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That's all, folks! Thank you for submitting your tributes, and thank you for watching! Hope I did a good job!

Next season is the first Battle Royale, where podium finishers from the previous seasons gather together to compete in the (True) Arena!

Here's mine:

• Cupid Kirby (M, childlike)
  
• Pit (M, described as looking roughly 13)
  

I'll make a separate post for my events.

[Billy5545]

Reimu Hakurei (yellow flagged as she looks like a teen despite her actual age being unknown.)

[Kennifer]

I have two podium finishers for the BR:

Aunt Gayle (female, she/her, safe)

Sollux Captor (male, he/him, yellowish-green or greenish-yellow or whatever he was last season)

[Guma]

Beta Wooper, who got 2nd in S4 (it, special case), and Tulip Olsen, who got 3rd in S12 (she/her, 13, deathpic)

[wingedcatgirl]

According to the pin in the Discord, our podium finishers are:

• 🥉nonthreatening femetit bob (he/him, Tumblr meme, safe)
  
• 🥉Grey Pawing Kity (she/her, edited Google emoji, nonsapient)
  
• 🥇Adrien Agreste (he/him, Miraculous Ladybug, yellow at 14)
  

[PowerStroke6001]

Since Whis has already set up the BR save, here are my PFs for ceremonial purposes: Daybreaker and Reboot!Steve.

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TVT OG Events (14)

* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) go kite-flying.
* (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) a kite with (Player2) attached to it, then (cuts/cuts/cuts/cuts/cut1) off the string to make [typeB2] float away, never to be seen again.
* (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) (a kite/a kite/a kite/a kite/kites1) with (a missile/a missile/a missile/a missile/missiles1) attached to (it/it/it/it/them1). [TypeA1] (flies/flies/fly/flies/fly1) (it/it/it/it/them1) above (Player2) and successfully (drops/drops/drop/drops/drop1) the (missile/missile/missile/missile/missiles1) on [typeB2].
* (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) (a kite/a kite/a kite/a kite/kites1) with (a missile/a missile/a missile/a missile/missiles1) attached to (it/it/it/it/them1), but (it/it/it/it/them1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) right above [typeC1] (head/head/head/head/heads1) just as [typeA1] (releases/releases/releases/releases/release1) the (missile/missile/missile/missile/missiles1).
* (Player1) (writes/writes/writes/writes/write1) (Player2)'s (name/name/name/name/names2) in the Death Note, causing [typeB2] to die of (a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/heart attacks2).
* (Player1) (shares/shares/shares/shares/share1) [typeC1] umbrella with (Player2).
* (Player1) (sleeptalks/sleeptalks/sleeptalks/sleeptalks/sleeptalk1). (this and the below two events are Night-exclusive)
* (Player1) (overhears/overhears/overhears/overhears/overhear1) (Player2) sleeptalking and (records/records/records/records/record1) it.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) so annoyed by (Player2)'s sleeptalking that [typeA1] (puts/puts/put/puts/put1) duct tape on [typeC2] (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2). (Non-fatal, their nose wasn't covered)
* (Player1) (wishes/wishes/wishes/wishes/wish1) that [typeA1] stayed home today. (this and below are Magic School Bus refs)
* (Player1) (wishes/wishes/wishes/wishes/wish1) that [typeA1] stayed home tonight.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) torn between going on a date with (Player2) or (Player3). [TypeA1] (decides/decides/decide/decides/decide1) to go out with (Player2). (this and the below two are blacklisted)
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) torn between going on a date with (Player2) or (Player3). [TypeA1] (decides/decides/decide/decides/decide1) to go out with both.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) torn between going on a date with (Player2) or (Player3). [TypeA1] (decides/decides/decide/decides/decide1) against going out with either.

TVT Reboot Events (14)

* (A dying/A dying/A dying/A dying/Dying1) (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) to absorb [typeC1] (soul/soul/soul/soul/souls1). (Player2) (accepts/accepts/accepts/accepts/accept2). (P2 mercy kills P1)
* (A dying/A dying/A dying/A dying/Dying1) (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) to absorb [typeC1] (soul/soul/soul/soul/souls1). (Player2) (refuses/refuses/refuses/refuses/refuse2). (P2 leaves P1 to die, do not mark them as the killer)
* (Player1) (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) [typeC1] strongest (attack/attack/attack/attack/attacks1) on (Player2), killing [typeB2], but (it/it/it/it/they1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) all of (Player1)'s limbs in the process. (My Hero Academia)
* (Player1) (convinces/convinces/convinces/convinces/convince1) (Player2) to wear (a mask/a mask/a mask/a mask/masks1) with (Player1)'s (face/face/face/face/faces1) on it.
* (Player1) (convinces/convinces/convinces/convinces/convince1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) to all wear masks with (Player1)'s (face/face/face/face/faces1) on them.
* (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/1) (Player2) not to ship (Player3)/(Player4) because only villains do that. (My Hero Academia meme, blacklisted)
* (Player1) (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) a dark tome to summon an eldritch monster to devour (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), but the monster eats (Player1) instead.
* (Player1) (comes/comes/comes/comes/come1) up with (a secret identity/a secret identity/a secret identity/a secret identity/secret identities1) by making (an anagram/an anagram/an anagram/an anagram/anagrams1) out of [typeA1] (name/name/name/name/names1).
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play BINGO, with (Player4) as the host. (Player1) (wins/wins/wins/wins/win1).
* (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) Gesundheit as (Player2) (sneezes/sneezes/sneezes/sneezes/sneeze2).
* (Player1) (sneezes/sneezes/sneezes/sneezes/sneeze1), but no one is there to say Gesundheit, so [typeA1] (ends/ends/end/ends/end1) up sneezing [typeC1] (soul/soul/soul/soul/souls1) out. (fatal)
* (Player1) (clears/clears/clears/clears/clear1) a land mine.
* (Player1) accidentally (detonates/detonates/detonates/detonates/detonate1) a land mine while trying to clear it. (fatal)
* (Player1)  (clears/clears/clears/clears/clear1) some mines, then (jumps/jumps/jumps/jumps/jump1) on them with a shield to let the explosion propel [typeD1] towards (Player2), crushing [typeB2]. (My Hero Academia)

TVT OG Arena Event (1)

The tributes are sent into space.
* (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a spaceship and safely (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) back down to earth.

* (Player1) (floats/floats/floats/floats/float1) away into deep space, never to be seen again.
* (Player1) foolishly (removes/removes/removes/removes/remove1) [typeC1] space (helmet/helmet/helmet/helmet/helmets1), thinking that [typeA1] would get some fresh air.
* (Player1) and (Player2) are abducted by aliens.
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are sucked into a black hole.
* (Player1) (lassos/lassos/lassos/lassos/lasso1) (Player2), (spins/spins/spins/spins/spin1) [typeB2] around, and (hurls/hurls/hurls/hurls/hurl1) [typeB2] into the sun.

TVT Reboot Arena Event (1)

The tributes are teleported to a mysterious cave system underneath the Arena, and they have to overcome their worst fears to get out. (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
* (Player1) (faces/faces/faces/faces/face1) [typeC1] fears and (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) it out of the cave.

* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) unable to conquer [typeC1] fears and (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by the very (thing/thing/thing/thing/things1) [typeA1] (fears/fears/fear/fears/fear1) the most.
* (Player1), shaken with fear, (calls/calls/calls/calls/call1) for help. (Player2) (comes/comes/comes/comes/come2) to rescue [typeB1], only to kill [typeB1] instead.
* (Player1) and (Player2) try overcoming their fears together, but to no avail.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) so traumatized by (an illusion/an illusion/an illusion/an illusion/illusions1) of [typeC1] horrifying (past/past/past/past/pasts1) that [typeA1] (asks/asks/ask/asks/ask1) (Player2) to mercy kill [typeB1].
* (Player1) and (Player2) try escaping the cave itself, just as rockfall buries them both.

[Whistle]

I've already made the draft save, so I don't think I'll need to do anything with my tribs yet.

EVENTS

Red events are bloodbath, Green events are Feast, EVIL events are Endgame. Hovertext is for notes; all are assumed to be exclusive unless otherwise stated.

1. As [typeA1] melt(s/s//s/1) away in the rain, (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) "It's better this way for Paper Jam (Player1)."P1 dies; from Gravity Falls
2. (Player1) steal(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) while [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2)n't looking.
   
3. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) a visit from [typeC1] future sel(f/f/f/f/ves1), who wish(es/es/es/es/1) to kill [typeB1]. [TypeC1] current sel(f/f/f/f/ves1) comment(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeC1] gu(n/n/n/n/ns1) do(es/es/es/es/1)n't look very futuristic.from Eddsworld, (w/next 4 events)
4. (Player1) see(s/s/s/s/1) a giant wave coming near [typeB1], so [typeA1] make(s/s//s/1) one final phone call... a pizza with extra anchovies, please.P1 dies
5. (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) visit an amusement park that is overrun with zombehs.
   
6. After (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB3], (Player2) ask(s/s/s/s/2) (Player3) to say something. (Player3) say(s/s/s/s/3) "Something," and then die(s/s/s/s/1).P1kP3
7. (Player1)'s nec(k/k/k/k/ks1) extend(s/s/s/s/1), (Player2)'s arms wiggle, and (Player3)'s hea(d/d/d/ds3) spin(s/s/s/s/3) in time to a silly song before (Player4) come(s/s/s/s/4) in and yell(s/s/s/s/4) at them incredibly fast.
   
8. (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) some REVOLUTIONARY HEADPHONES! that only play somebody gurgling over and over and can't be removed.from Battle for Dream Island
9. (Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) punching (Player2)'s salad for no apparent reason.+ battleground; from asdfmovie (w/next event)
   
   
10. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) why (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are1) on fire. (Player2) scream(s/s/s/s/2) for (Player1) to BUY [TYPEB2] MORE JEWELRY.P2k3
11. (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) a little 3, as a treat.
    
12. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) 4 million neatly wrapped pennies.
    
13. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) 4 million neatly wrapped Dusties.
    
14. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) 4 million neatly wrapped bees, who sting [typeB1] to death.P1 dies
15. (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) (a /a /a /a /2)well-deserved LIVER PUNC(H/H/H/H/HES2).
    
16. (Player1) lament(s/s/s/s/1) the growing length of seasons.
    
17. (Player1)'(s/s/s/s/ve1) passed on. [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) no more. [TypeA1] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve1) ceased to be, expired, and gone to see [typeC1] maker. [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) (a /a /a /a /1)stif(f/f/f/f/fs1), bereft of life, [typeA1] rest(s/s//s/1) in peace. If you hadn't nailed [typeB1] to the floor, [typeA1]'d be pushing up daisies. [TypeA1]'(s/s/ve/s/ve1) run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. Th(is/is/is/is/ese1)... (is/is/is/is/are1) (an /an /an /an /1)ex-tribut(e/e/e/e/es1).P1 dies; from Monty Python's Flying Circus
18. (Player1) and (Player2) make a bet on whether their patien(t/t/t/t/ts3) (Player3) will live or die. (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1) when (Player3) survive(s/s/s/s/3).
    
19. (Player1) and (Player2) make a bet on whether their patien(t/t/t/t/ts3) (Player3) will live or die. (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2) when (Player3) die(s/s/s/s/3).P3 dies accidentally
20. (Player1) will remember the rest of the tributes in therapy.
    
21. (Player1) and (Player2) hold hands on the side of an active volcano.
    
22. (Player1) reach(es/es/es/es/1) a Tumblr checkpoint and ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) to break [typeC1] togs.
    
23. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) a football to show (Player2), who say(s/s/s/s/1) it's a stone.from Mario Bros. cartoon
24. (Player1) hear(s/s/s/s/1) something about (Player2) from (Player3) just before [typeA1] kill(s/s//s/1) (Player3), only to find (Player2) bled to death in a bathtub.P1k3, P3k2; from Dexter
25. Knock knock, get the door, it's (Player1)!+ battleground; from History of Japan (with next event)
26. Knock knock. It's (Player1). With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.
    
27. (Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) vacuuming random objects toward [typeB1] and die(s/s/s/s/1) from all the battering.P1 dies; from Vinesauce corruptions
28. Bed swats, eat Clarice, feed a bear ham and cheese, (Player1)-roth!
    
29. President Snow snaps his fingers with a special gauntlet, and [Players] are given half a chance to live. (Surviving: [Players] are spared.) (Fatal: [Players] turn to dust.)50% survival rate

[Zanreo]

Save's already set up but here are my tribs for this BR anyway:

Neptune (she/her, yellow)

Great Grandma (she/her, elderly)

[Oggy123]

New event:

(Player1) tells (Player2) that if [typeB1] did not watch (Player1)'s source material, [typeB2] will turn into a random species from that source material.

(Player1) tells (Player2) that if [typeB1] did not watch (Player1)'s source material, [typeB2] will turn into a random species from that source material. (Player2) then promptly turns into that species.

[NebulaChimera2211]

Event dump.

Tennis (7)

• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis against (Player3) and (Player4). (Player1) and (Player2) win.
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis against (Player3) and (Player4). (Player3) and (Player4) win.
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis with a deadly projectile. (Player1) wins. (1 kills 2)
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis with a deadly projectile. (Player2) wins. (2 kills 1)
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis with a deadly projectile. The projectile doesn't end up hitting either of them. (non-fatal)
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis. (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1).
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) play tennis. (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2).
  

Secrets (5)

• (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) something, causing (Player2) to reply, "(I/I/I/I/we2) could tell you, but then (I/I/I/I/we2)'d have to kill you". (Player1) heed(s/s/s/s/1) the warning.
  
• (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) something, causing (Player2) to reply, "(I/I/I/I/we2) could tell you, but then (I/I/I/I/we2)'d have to kill you". (Player1) ignore(s/s/s/s/1) the warning, and (Player2) kill(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] after telling [typeB1]. (2 kills 1)
  
• (Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to blackmail (Player2), only for (Player2) to kill [typeB1]. (2 kills 1)
  
• (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for knowing too much. (1 kills 2)
  
• (Player1) threatened to reveal (Player2)'s secrets. [TypeA2] (was/was/were/was/were2) blackmailed! (Town of Salem reference)
  

Among Us (4)

• (Player1) cal(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) an emergency meeting. It ends with (Player1) [typeD1] being voted out and executed by Peacekeepers. (1 dies)
  
• (Player1) cal(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) an emergency meeting. It ends with (Player2) being voted out and executed by Peacekeepers. (2 dies naturally)
  
• (Player1) cal(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) an emergency meeting. It ends with no-one being voted out and executed. (non-fatal)
  
• The ghost of a fallen tribute summons a protective shield around (Player1).
  

asdfmovies (4)

• While presenting "The Science Show", (Player1) announce(s/s/s/s/1), "piano!" A piano then drops from the sky and crushes (Player1), who angrily ask(s/s/s/s/1), "whose idea was this?!" (1 dies)
  
• (Player1) baked (Player2) a pie. (Player2) ask(s/s/s/s/2), "oh, boy! What flavour?" (Player1) reveal(s/s/s/s/1) that it's pie flavoured, then a second pie bursts out as rock music plays. (also Feast)
  
• (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1] want(s/s//s/1) to be a pie. Cut to (Player1) as a pie in an oven, as (Player2) grieve(s/s/s/s/2) over [typeB1]. (1 dies, also Feast)
  
• (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to die, but (is/is/is/is/are1) interrupted by (Player3) saying [typeA3] like(s/s//s/3) trains. (Player1) panic(s/s/s/s/1) for a moment, before a train runs over both [typeB1] and (Player2) as (Player3) smile(s/s/s/s/3) faintly. (3 kills 1 and 2)
  

Also Bloodbath (2)

• (Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) floating as the text, "Great (King/Queen/Ruler/Ruler/Court1) of Evil: (Player1)" appears underneath [typeB1]. (The Legend of Zelda reference, specifically Ocarina of Time)
  
• Behold, (Player1)! [TypeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) always beneath you, but nothing is beneath [typeB1]! [TypeA1] hereby declare(s/s//s/1) war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before [typeB1]! (The Incredibles reference, specifically the first movie)
  

Memes (Also Feast) (2)

• (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) a couple of pieces of salami as a treat.
  
• (Player1) start(s/s/s/s/1) eating what [typeA1] think(s/s//s/1) is [typeC1] favourite food, only for (Player2) to worriedly tell (Player1) that [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re) actually eating (Player3)'s ashes.
  

Weekdays (2)

• For (Player1), the day (Player2) killed (Player3) was the most important day of [typeC1] li(fe/fe/fe/fe/ves1). But for (Player2), it was Tuesday. (2 kills 3, Street Fighter reference, specifically the live-action film)
  
• (Player1) declare(s/s/s/s/1), "it is Wednesday, (my/my/my/my/our1) dudes". (reference to another meme)
  

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (2)

• (Player1) announce(s/s/s/s/1), "(I/I/I/I/we1) reject (my/my/my/my/our1) humanity, (Player2)," before using an artifact to transform [typeD1] into (a /a /a /a /1)vampir(e/e/e/e/es1).
  
• (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) how many people (Player2) ha(s/s/s/s/ve2) killed. (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) [typeA2] do(es/es//es/2) not know, then ask(s/s/s/s/2) (Player1) how many loaves of bread [typeA1] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve1) eaten in [typeC1] life, horrifying (Player1) and enraging (Player3). (also Feast)
  

[BlackFaithStar]

Event dump of 30

Fatal:

* (Player1) kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) off a bridge. [TypeA2] plummet(s/s//s/2) to [typeC2] (death/death/death/death/deaths2). (P1 kills P2)
* (Player1) kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) off a bridge. [TypeA2] survive(s/s/s/s/2), only to get killed by (Player3). (P3 kills P2)
* (Player1) paint(s/s/s/s/1) a rainbow with the blood of (Player2) after killing [typeB2]. (P1 kills P2)
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) surround (Player5) on a high-rise bridge. (Player5) kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player3) off the bridge and escape(s/s/s/s/1). (P5 kills P3)
* (Player1) pulverise(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a chainsaw. (P1 kills P2)
* (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) provoke (Player4) in [typeC4] sleep. (Player4) wake(s/s/s/s/4) up and kill(s/s/s/s/4) all of them. (Triple kill for P4)


Non-fatal:
* (Player1) throw(s/s/s/s/1) a mug at (Player2).
* (Player1) and (Player2) make cookies together. (also Feast)
* (Player1) distribute(s/s/s/s/1) cookies to all the other tributes. (also Feast)
* (Player1) criticise(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for crying at a TV drama, then [typeA1] watch(es/es//es/1) it later and cr(ies/ies/y/ies/y1).
* (Player1) charge(s/s/s/s/1) towards (Player2) from behind, but [typeA2] kick(s/s//s/2) [typeB1] in the face.
* (Player1) kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) off a bridge. [TypeA2] survive(s/s//s/2).
* (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) what "WTF" means. (Player2) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) "Wednesday, Thursday, Friday".
* (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) what "WTAF" means. (Player2) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) "Wednesday, Thursday and Friday".
* (Player1) smack(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) on the back. (Player2) scream(s/s/s/s/2) at [typeB2] in response.
* (Player1) and (Player2) have a pillow fight. (Player3) tell(s/s/s/s/3) them to go back to sleep. (Night-only)
* (Player1) reminisce(s/s/s/s/1) one of [typeC1] old phases.
* (Player1) interrupt(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) before [typeA2] can start singing again.
* (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) took everything from [typeB1]. (Player2) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) that [typeA2] doesn't even know who [typeA1] is.
* (Player1) and (Player2) play a board game. (Player1) flip(s/s/s/s/1) the board in rage when [typeA1] lose(s/s//s/1).
* (Player1) and (Player2) play Scrabble. (Player1) spell(s/s/s/s/1) out "YEET". When (Player2) ask(s/s/s/s/2) what it means, (Player1) exclaim(s/s/s/s/1) "YEET!" as [typeA1] flip(s/s/s/s/1) the game board towards [typeB2].
* (Player1)'s sanity is on low supply.
* (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) [typeC1] best to block out the screams, but they're haunting [typeB1] in [typeC1] dreams. (not night-exclusive)
* (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) a box, but it turns out to be empty, like (Player2)'s (heart/heart/heart/heart/hearts2).
* (Player1) write(s/s/s/s/1) a fanfic about being an animal.
* (Player1) write(s/s/s/s/1) a fanfic about being (Player2).
* (Player1) speak(s/s/s/s/1) in riddles and [typeA1]'s plotting to destroy. (Also Bloodbath)
* (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) a bar of soap.
* (Player1) visit(s/s/s/s/1) the last fallen tribute's grave and then flee(s/s/s/s/1) when [typeA1] think(s/s//s/1) [typeA1] see(s/s//s/1) a ghost.
* (Player1) accidentally talk(s/s/s/s/1) about soap, causing [typeD1] to freeze up. [TypeA1] tr(ies/ies/y/ies/y1) warning (Player2) against saying "soap", but the latter say(s/s/s/s/1) it twice, triggering (Player1) to suddenly swallow [typeB2] whole. (Player3), aware of (Player1)'s condition, make(s/s/s/s/3) a face at [typeB1] to puke (Player2) out.

[Zanreo]

even more events

1. (Player1) slap(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/2) slic(e/e/e/e/es2) of cheese onto (Player2).
   
2. (Player1) must somehow make sense of [typeC1] convoluted situation! [Garzey's Wing]
   
3. (Player1) plan(s/s/s/s/1) a vacation to (Player2)'s country.
   
4. (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) the other tributes to never ask [typeB1] for anything ever again.
   
5. As (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), [typeC2] last words appear above [typeB2]. (Player1) picks up the wor(d/d/d/d/ds2) and beat(s/s/s/s/1) (Player3) to death with (it/it/it/it/them2). [First of the North Star: Lost Paradise]
   
6. (Player1) (Player1)s.
   
7. (Player1) (Player1)s too hard and die(s/s/s/s/1).
   
8. (Player1) (Player2)s.
   
9. (Player1) angrily claim(s/s/s/s/1) to have no emotions.
   
10. (Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) should be in jail for making [typeB1] trade [typeC1] most beloved Pokémon in exchange for completing [typeC1] Pokédex. [Unraveled]
    
11. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) set a trap with (Player5)'s favorite foo(d/d/d/d/ds5), but (Player4) gets out some food of [typeC5] own and start(s/s/s/s/1) eating. (also Feast) [The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle)
    
12. (Player1) play(s/s/s/s/1) Mad Libs with (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5), using something from (Player6)'s source material as a template.
    
13. (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) a medley of music from (Player2)'s source material.
    
14. (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) a medley of music from all the other tributes' source materials.
    
15. (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) glasses to disguise [typeD1]. It works.
    
16. (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) glasses to disguise [typeD1]. Nobody is fooled.
    
17. (Player1) can craft traps, [typeA1] can create explosions, and [typeA1] can push things with [typeC1] min(d/d/d/d. No need for technical skills! [this and the 5 below this from an AI generated tropes Twitter]
    
18. (Player1) stop(s/s/s/s/1) hoarding fruits, because fruits are not The Cool Thing.
    
19. (Player1) claim(s/s/s/s/1) to be different, but (is/is/is/is/are1) actually just as bad as everyone else.
    
20. The audience does not want to see (Player1) and (Player2) die, so their deaths are covered up.
    
21. (Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1]'s deviously devious, but it turns out to be nothing.
    
22. (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) always been good. Now [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) just better.
    
23. (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) that [typeC1] powers have doubled since the last time they met. (Player2) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) that 2 x 0 is still 0.
    
24. After eating some fruit (Player1) dig(s/s/s/s/1) up an entire tree and somehow put(s/s/s/s/1) it in [typeC1] pocket. [Animal Crossing]
    
25. (Player1) declare(s/s/s/s/1) this year "The Year of (Player2)".
    
26. (Player1) declare(s/s/s/s/1) this year "The Year of (Player1)".
    
27. Player1) inspire(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] fist. [this and the below from the badly translated game "Alice in the Heart ~Wonderful Wonder World~"]
    
28. (Player1) wish(es/es/es/es/1) [typeA1] could help (Player2) and (Player3), but [typeA1] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve1) no idea how [typeA1] can repair their brains.
    
29. (Player1) discover(s/s/s/s/1) that (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) (an/an/an/an/2) alternate universe versio(n/n/n/n/ns2) of [typeB1].
    
30. As (Player1) is about to sit down on (a/a/a/a/some1) chai(r/r/r/r/rs1), (Player2) pull(s/s/s/s/2) the chai(r/r/r/r/rs1) away.
    

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

Pregame Music: "Here I Go Again" - Whitesnake

Well well well, well well well well well. It's finally here on Slaughterday Night Live. It's the moment you've all been waiting for, where you all can find yourselves the kings, queens, and nonbinary nobles of second chances!

THE BATTLE ROYALE.

Yes, this is it, the time where you get to see all those who managed to beat the odds and survive the games of hunger. But, as you know, we can't let them get off scot-free; this is a win-or-die sort of game. But fortunately, due to advances in revival technology, we are able to No Way Home it and bring these people back from another universe and bring them in once they've won their own games (although most incarnations of Neptune had been mutated in some way). So now, please welcome... THE PODIUM FINISHERS.

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Only a few of our nominators have managed to get such esteemed places as this; these few people are, in order of points:

1. wingedcatgirl, supreme leader of all of the Hunger Games thus far, featuring nonthreatening femetit bob (3rd, S4), Dustymoji (3rd, S8, MM), and Adrien Agreste (1st, S10)! (
   162 3rd place finishers (2*1) + 1 winner (1*3) = 5 * 3 podium finishers = 15 + 1 Podium-Finishing Mass Murderer = 
   points)
   
2. MadameButterflyKnife, queen of second place, with 3; Max (2nd, S2), Chili Pepper Cookie (3rd, S3), and Ivi Roma (2nd, S11)! (
   15 points1 3P (1*1) + 2 2P (2*2) = 5 * 3 PF = 15
   )
   
3. Kennifer, our one and only double-firster, with 2; Aunt Gayle (1st, S9) and Sollux Captor (1st, S12)! (12 points)
   
4. Dookie, who paints the days green with blood, with Henry (2nd, S3, MM) and Calvin (1st, S7, MM). (12 points)
   
5. SapphireStarblazer, painter of stars, with Chicory (1st, S8) and Goldie O'Gilt (2nd, S10, MM) (11 points)
   
6. Zanreo, the original crownee of the Arena, with Neptune (1st, S1) and Great Grandma (2nd, S8)! (10 points)
   
7. Cassie, our own resident Funking Lunatic, with 2; Ocarina (3rd, S1, MM) and Death's Avatar (1st, S5). (9 points)
   
8. ThatIdiotMan, the original second fiddle, with Mr. David Van Dreissen (2nd, S1) and Italian Spider-Man (2nd, S9). (8 points)
   
9. EeveeGirlChey, Mystery Girl Herself, with 2; Joel Hodgson (3rd, S2) and the one and only Tom "BLOODY TOM" Servo (1st, S3). (8 points)
   
10. NebulaChimera2211, the comeback queen, with Pit (1st, S11) and Cupid Kirby (3rd, S11) (8 points)
    
11. Guma, the tugboat of the games, with reigning mass murderer Beta Wooper (2nd, S4, MM) and Tulip Olsen (3rd, S12). (8 points)
    
12. Whistle, goddess of the stars, with 2; Neptune (3rd, S6) and Mars (2nd, S12, MM). (7 points)
    
13. PowerStroke9001, the Hunger Games Queen herself, with Daybreaker (2nd, S5) and Steve (3rd, S10). (6 points)
    
14. The Map Maker, cartographer supreme, with Megumi Ogata (3rd, S5) and Huang (2nd, S7). (6 points)
    
15. B-Doe-1998, the spider of time, with Boris (1st, S6, MM). (4 points)
    
16. KungFuCutbug, the bombshell anthropod, with Metabomb (1st, S2). (3 points)
    
17. TheGeekArtist08, beloved fandemigirl of all, with Herb Cookie (1st, S4). (3 points) 
    
18. awe921, the awetist of misfortune, with Fortune Boxcars (2nd, S6). (2 points)
    
19. MisterJake, the jack of all trades, with Klee (3rd, S7). (1 point)
    
20. Billy5545, our long-lost father, with Reimu Hakurei (3rd, S9). (1 point)
    

Today, we will be finding out who of all of us will be the reigning champion of this very first year of the Hunger Games (especially considering that nothing happened for six months of them), so come one, come all, grab your hot dogs and your cotton chicken candy nuggets on sasa lele, and... GET READY TO RUMBLE.

BLOODBATH MUSIC: "Life During Wartime" - Talking Heads

THE BLOODBATH
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THIS AIN'T NO PARTY.

Starting off, we see Metabomb, Adrien, and Goldie running away from the cornucopia.

No no no!

If Joel's gained anything from his time on the Satellite of Love, it's knowledge of how to best send a message.

Cupid Kirby, in his childlike innocence, takes a blow on all the food and weapons scattered within, taking them all out with it.

Chicory decides to book it away from the cornucopia on her magic paintbrush.

FIRST BLOOD! Sollux, reigning champion of Season 12, decimates Neptune, champion of Season 1, with Calvin, Boy of Destiny and Death, as their witness.

After too many lost gambles , Fortune has gotta know when to fold 'em.

We have Herb's shovel.

Away goes Boris.

And Huang's ego.

Nominator solidarity! Max gets Chili Pepper Cookie out of suicide with licks, pants, and snuggles. I wonder if that will have any lasting repercussions...

Dustymoji continues her restrained bloodthirst with a knockout ram to bob for his poor choice in cuisine.

Daybreaker opts to go for backpacks instead of coffins. Oddly out of character.

Away runs Gayle, still on her skis, and out cartwheels Steve.

Lou Reed would like to have a word with Tulip.

Henry and Italian Spider-Man make a break for it.

Right then and there against Tom's bag, Ivi decides to retire from the games, then retire from that retiration.

JUST WATCHING! The Other Neptune scores another kill right off the bat, subjecting Klee to its blistering winds, with Mr. Van Dreissen supervising!

As the reigning mass murderer of the Hunger Games, you ought to be afraid.

The Hosts will not yet be revealed. Worry not. They hear us.

Mars finds itself not wanting to bring war this time and retreats.

Great Grandma, you always know when to show.

Megumi gets digging.

Death's Avatar gets the heck out of there as well; what else is there gonna be in store for them?

After the... cleanbath, we find ourselves in the first day of action.

DAY ONE
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THIS AIN'T NO DISCO

Ocarina, in a measure of goodwill, finds itself with a little pumpkin. Cute little pumpkin kitty!

Daybreaker says that Steve is more cursed, but it's like comparing coffins to cartwheels.

This Henry is lonely.

Italian Spider-Man may very well be one of the few to actually understand Great Grandma outside of Rapsittie Street.

This ain't the mass-murdering Mars I nominated...

When the AI has become so advanced that they develop creation myths... or self-awareness of their entrapment. Nice.

Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs for everyone!

An unlikely friendship, but a friendship nonetheless. It goes a little like "Why can't we be friends?"

A little trap for Joel, but Fortune needs feeding too.

LASTING REPERCUSSIONS! This Dustymoji tries to cast magic on Chili Pepper Cookie, but Chili Pepper Cookie is not a cat cookie...

No... not Death's Avatar's homeworld...

Yuck.

Max's speech goes like this... RRrrrrARRRrrrrrrAH

Pit takes a trip to the pits of Hell to round up his troops.

I might give her a class in Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit.

Tom tries to make it up to Ivi after that little spat, but she ain't havin' it!

Well well... this was... oddly bloodless. Let's just hear those cannon bells ring, and find out who is out.

THE FALLEN
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THIS AIN'T NO PICNIC

After one day, champion Neptune and mass murderer Dustymoji have been eliminated, making Neptune the first contestant to ever place first and last, and Dustymoji in a similar symmetrical position. With Klee's death, MisterJake must report to the hangar. Only 33 tributes remain alive.

Well, this has been our first update of the Battle Royale; we may not be the best, but we can somehow handle it. This has been Whistle with Slaughterday Night Live, signing out. Hope you all are feeling bloodthirsty today.

NEXT TIME... CHEATING DEATH.

[BlackFaithStar]

Interesting introduction and point system for the involved nominators. Pretty cool. I like the Bloodbath formatting too.

F for Dustymoji tho. Oh, and Klee and Neptune too.

[PowerStroke6001]

Somepony hates Blue's Clues & You... Also, Pit absorbed Dustymoji, Klee... and Neptunia!Nep's souls. A bit too early to go soul stealing, huh?

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.



Welcome back to coverage of THE BATTLE ROYALE on Slaughterday Night with Whistle. Last time, we found ourselves with a few shocking twists of fate, but I do seem to believe that this next one ought to be a little bit more of a shocker now that things have been hitting the ground running. Sounds awesome, but also worrying. Just like everything in life, isn't it?



Right now though, it looks like the sun is about to set, so... we might as well get it all going.



BATTLE MUSIC: "End Titles from Blade Runner" - Vangelis

NIGHT ONE
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Because the Night

Despite Metabomb's attempts at acculturation, Ivi Roma still keeps up the constructive snark.

We are bringing back... CLONES.

More fortune for Fortune, I guess. Gayle's got an odd sense of humor though.

Okay, that's a little much, don't you think?

Yowch... that's gotta hurt.

I feel like Great Grandma has already done this before...

Hands will be held.

Oh no! Herb Cookie's sponsor is actually... LICORICE COOKIE.

I see Steve is taking the No, You! approach to cursed tributes.

Chili Pepper Cookie seems to be incredibly resilient, huh? Not too crumbly.

Dancing pony, gumball bird, and planet. That's gotta be the oddest dance/torture session ever.

Quite scandalous indeed!

Ocarina keeping up its spirit by doing a quick game of five-finger fillet against Joel.

That would be a mood if I ever kept a journal. But, like, to be fair... journaling might be fun?

Oh yeah, that reminds me, DRINK COCA-COLA. IT CAN MAKE YOU SHAPESHIFT.

Here comes the sun, I guess. I've been staying up way too late lately...

DAY TWO
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This is the Dawning

I guess Cupid Kirby kinda got too big of an appetite, so it makes sense.

I dunno about you, but on my end, it's Just Another Manic Monday. Oh, woah.

And Goldie gets the gold medal for... Most Impressive Crush Stunt!

DRIFTY THOUGHTS! Metabomb takes out Adrien's car for a spin and ties him to it, unknowingly killing him.

That's kind of a waste of your few threatening body parts, bob.

Max and Chicory are glued together like DogBuns. Pretty funny, not gonna lie.

Tom did watch Mac and Me after all, so he probably knows the language.

Daybreaker, polyglot coffin trapper.

SolluxCars. Like the sound of that.

Yikes. Herb probably does not have the best sorts of thoughts in mind.

Aunt Gayle [Belcher?]. Skier, cat lady, criminal extraordinaire!

Makes sense, being the avatar of death and all.

Dreaming of being on the Satellite of Love with his living robot friends (including his universe's Tom).

SWEET TOOTH! Mr. Van Dreissen will always search for the chocolate, no matter what, even against Italian Spider-Man.

Agent Ivi anyone?
...
Alright, keep this off the record, but at this point I'm half-convinced that Knife puts a blessing on all her tributes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Ring, ring, off go the cannons.

THE FALLEN
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title

Today we lost Adrien Agreste and Italian Spider-Man. Despite having three tributes, wingedcatgirl's only got one to bank all of its money on, and ThatIdiotMan lost one of his to a betrayal. No nominators are eliminated yet, but only 31 remain.

Well well, this was one fine update of the Hunger Games, but--

[PHONE RING]

Okay, who is this?

"answers"

Hello? Hello hello? Uh, this is me Whis. 

Who's you?
...Are you one of the hosts?
It's almost been 24 hours since your last update. You think you might wanna give people another update just to get people satiated?


Yes, of course, mysterious phone guy?

No big deal. Just our stockholders wanted a little sort of extra zest. You understand, don't you?
No, no, of course I do.

Alright, goodbye.

[hang up]

Alright... I've got this covered, I think. Just one more update for now. You'll be fine.

---

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

WELCOME BACK to Slaughterday Night with Whistle, back again with the next part of the game! Who will win, who will lose, who of them will sing the blues? Let's find out... TONIGHT.

NIGHT TWO
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A wonderful noise!

So wait, how did Chicory get to jail? Or did she bail Gayle out of jail through the mail pail?

Why would you ever want to listen to anything else?~

NARCISSISM! Ocarina, once the bastion of health and death, dies from finding itself too cute.

Megumi has the right idea to not get hit with Bloody Tom's curse.

Self-explanatory!

Prankster gets pranked! This is Jackass.

Wait, hold on a second. Are you telling me that Neptune's death was... fraudulent?

Goosy gang?

SLIDE FATES! Tulip gets stuck, but the frail Great Grandma fails to get her out in time, so they starve.

Sollux has not had the best of luck with other tributes lately...

Wow! What an interesting game of Bottles! Hope nothing bad happens there.

Hello Mayor, how do you do?

Has Joel swapped bodies with Mike yet or something?

Interesting choice of words, Beta Wooper... considering what happened to old ISM over there...

Ding, dong, the sun's about to rise. Now it's time for the day to break, and here we are in the golden days.

DAY THREE
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Three is a Magic Number.

I'm running out of Fortune puns to make, sorry.

Huh. Seems like they've found... a bunch of magic paintbrushes and the like.

After hearing about Max's sock drawer, Boris must have caused Gayle to change her mind.

...Ah. That actually explains a lot about how it didn't mutate.

Huang's actually got the right idea there, doesn't he?

Daybreaker: The Coffin! The kids love this one.

THTOP!
...
Thollukth Time.

BLOODY TOM has now become WHITEY TOM.

They must has seen something coollet's fix this event for next season

, but I don't know of any yet aside from the thing posted there.

After getting kicked out of his old friend group, it looks like Cupid Kirby found an unlikely bond with Megumi. Sounds kinda nice.

Anything to try to get off those REVOLUTIONARY HEADPHONES!, am I right?

bob, with infinite bravery, threatens to shoot a planet. But this isn't the old Mars we used to know...

He needs some time to think about it before Blue comes back.

[tsk tsk tsk] You've just fallen for one of the greatest blunders!

I like this Beta Wooper! It's got great taste.

Bang, bang, bang. Off they go.

THE FALLEN
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down and lonely

This one saw the loss of three major tributes; Ocarina, Tulip, and Great Grandma. With that, Zanreo has lost their two tributes and must somehow report to the hosts, and Guma must now depend on Beta Wooper to somehow win. Only 29 tributes remain now; who will win? 

Now, this has been fun hosting and the like, but I understand I can't do it on my own. Other networks have their own stakes in the Battle Royale, and I find it ought to be fair to give them their chance to handle the updates. Given what's going to happen next, however... I hope they make it more exciting than not. I may come back for another update, but that may be up in the air. I hope you all are having a good day, and I'll see you all on the flip-side.

next time... HATCHETS AND HEDGES.

[Guma]

Tulip has...a bad history with tube slides. But can the Woop reclaim its former glory?

[Zanreo]

Oof, I'm out

[PowerStroke6001]

C'mon Daybreaker, get to the coffin-trapping already!

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Oh dear, is this the life. Here on Slaughter Day-Night Live, we're here to bring you the finest hits and strikes. We hope you're all having fun times today with your loved ones, whatever those are, and keeping yourselves alive with... some sort of sustenance. But that's not what it's all about. The Anniversary is about to arrive, and we still have to get things going right on through. Unfortunately, there hasn't been much going on in terms of kills. So brace yourselves; it's time for...

A BLOODBATH.

BATTLE MUSIC: "The Rite of Spring: Sacrificial Dance" - Igor Stravinsky

NIGHT THREE
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The Third Night

I wonder how he'll handle the guitar solo...

Huh. Both Ivi and Metabomb are bad drivers... and Ivi's still cheating death!

Please, don't kill real life people. It's wrong.

ONWARDS TO SNOW'S PALACE.
[a Peacekeeper comes by and poles her]
Yowch! What was that for?

GOD BLESS! Reimu sneezes alone and just drifts into the distance!

Chilli feeds WHITEY TOM to her favorite rodent... Her Saxophone.

Ah yes... a glorious night.

Ah, there's the problem, Daybreaker. You forgot to carry the seven! Now, get in one of those coffins you find so useful for trapping others in.

My god, people really love The Police here, don't they?

BACKFIRED AFFECTION! Death's Avatar thought Boris would accept their biscuits, but Boris got so angry that he knocked them and Fortune down to the ground.

Tell me, how does Goldie end up making friends with these people?

For some reason I feel like Neptune would be the Tsukkomi and Max would be the Boku. Get out your harisen!

Whoa, Mr. Van Dreissen, that's a little harsh!

Even in the Arena, we gotta teach our children good dental hygeine.

Dum-dum-dum-dum, diddy-dum dum dum, dummity dum dum dum...

It seems like Steve has heralded the Sun. So now... let's see what happens.

DAY FOUR
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A New Hope

Hey, I wanted that thyugar, you little poof!

NEGLECTED REJECTED! Ivi ends up taking care of herself for once while Mr. Van Dreissen dies of his wounds.

Wow. ADHD can be a bitch, huh?

CRISIS AVERTED. bob breaches the edge of death, but just as quickly escapes.

ChapSnat is pretty fun, I agree. Hope you all like it somehow.

Mars... thanks for bringing your violent streak back. Boris deserved that.

Goldie just does not have a care in the world, does she?

I AM A BLODDY GOD.

Not gonna lie, I'd probably watch Calvin & Hobbes Theater 3000.

You might need that help later down the line...

Henry is getting himself up on the power scale, isn't he? Good for him! :D

She almost legged it, but witches are not climbing.

Sad.

Okay, this is getting boring. I think I might as well take a little page from one of my favorite movies and maybe... spice it up a bit. How's that sound, everyone?

Not interested? Well... Heeeeere's JOHNNY.

THE SHINING
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I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna BASH YOUR BRAINS IN!

Now, here's some of that lovable action we all love to see in the Hunger Games! Now... how do we get through it?

NOMINATOR BETRAYAL! Ivi leads Max to safety, but takes advantage of his powerlessness and hacks him to death with extreme prejudice!

Mars takes its axes and gets all the way out the Easy Way, somehow without limbs.

MIRROR MIRROR! Goldie decides she'd rather die than be killed, so she takes her life by her own hand... wing.

Sollux and Boris make it out alive somehow! That's lovely!

Very mundane, but very understandable. Probably doesn't have the strength to do break the rules anymore.

MURDERCHAIN! bob acts as an antivirus, obliterating Metabomb, but Pit takes his swords and slices bob into pieces!

Taking the same easy-ish way, but good that Megumi and Calvin are safe!

Huh. When more people find their ways out, Joel can follow Steve and survive.

MAJOR BLOW! WHITEY TOM reclaims his title of BLOODY TOM against the powerless Neptune, but Beta Wooper swoops in and gets Tom's Blood all over its hands too.

He could have just... eaten them, but Cupid Kirby's out alive!

Daybreaker, Daybreaker. You could have escaped being trapped in a coffin when we retrieve you.

Chilli Pepper gets out with Gayle's ski tracks, making them both safe!

CRUMBLING SANITY! Herb Cookie leads Chicory to safety, but paints her blood on the hedges!

Poor Huang, couldn't huandle it.

WELL. THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. Just like I like to see. Let's see if this will help out with the numbers... get this season over faster for The Anniversary.

THE FALLEN
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The Bridge Has Been Breached.

Wow, what a bloodbath! Lost half of the remaining tributes in one day! Let's tally it all up...
13 tributes have died today, 9 of which died in the hedge maze.
With the loss of Reimu, Death's Avatar, Fortune Boxcars, Mr. Van Dreissen, bob, Metabomb, Goldie, and Chicory, Billy5545, Cassie, awe921, ThatIdiotMan, wingedcatgirl, KungFuCutbug, and SapphireStarblazer are no longer able to participate and must report to my hangar.
OUR FIRST SEASON'S ELIMINATED. No longer will tributes from Season 1 nor Season 8 be competing.
Only 15 tributes remain.

And here we are... breaching the day of The Anniversary, now taking on its tolling bell. We may see tributes for this coming season coming soon, but first we must finish our own little munitions. Take care, so long, good luck... and most of all, keep on thinkin' of what to do next. Stay light on your feet.

Whistle from Slaughterday Night, signing off.

Next time... A FEAST OF FRIENDS.

[PowerStroke6001]

RI(N)P Daybreaker, caught eating cake just like Princess Celestia but went too berserk with axes.

[wingedcatgirl]

That's what bob gets for killing the best AI >:C

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

This has been quite the interesting season, huh? For a Battle Royale, some people are downright unsure of whether to kill or not... until they got placed in a hedge maze. Ah, what psychological torture can do for you!

Oh right, this is Whistle with Slaughterday Night, coming with yet another update for all y'all folks. Hopefully you guys can find yourselves thinking about food, because today we're going to be covering the Feast! See how people get when the food is there. Just because. It's fun.

[ALARM BLARES]

Oh yeah, don't worry, that's just a weather advisory. Some, like, hurricane or something. It'll be fine, don't worry.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Stratofortress" - Stratovarius

NIGHT FOUR
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Four is Death?

Don't worry. He's just... breakin'... the ice.

Mutated cookies. My favorite! Omnomnomnomnom

Boris wonders if his own little biscuits might result in an assassination attempt, but luckily they're not to Beta Wooper's taste.


But they ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones, ain't got no records to play!
Also, what a coincidence that Nebby has both last this long and both of their tributes got the same event!

The valley of death is one place that many of us have been to many times... Hope you get better, Chilli.

Whistle doesn't understand you.

SADISTIC CHOICE! When forced by Ivi to kill Calvin or Joel, Steve takes the child's life!
I mean, come on, you could have at least gotten more meat from the adult!

And up is coming the sun, where all the people are rushing for the light. All these moments...

[ALARM BLARES]

What's the point of an alarm in these games? Don't we have cannons?

DAY FIVE
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Liftoff

Pit! He's gotten it, the little hit of the tunes with the spoons and knife while he croons for his life against the three giving chase making wee little pace...

Now's not the time to sing this, dude.

By the power of Ares, Mars somehow survives a spike death and gets out alive.

I wonder how you cosplay as a mutated cookie... Oh well, whatever.

Borisland! Nice name, considering you've won. We'll see if you can actually survive to make it though...

Hey, put his face back on! I don't like seeing some of that stuff!

She's coming in in skis. What else would you expect?

BOTANICAL BLUNDER! Joel, in his hunger, falls dead from some good-looking berries.

Bang. Bang. Off go the cannons.

THE FALLEN
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Obituaries

Huh. Not much has happened.
Two deaths overall; Joel's death has eliminated EeveeGirlChey, and Season 7 and 2 are no longer in the competition.

I think I might as well fulfill my promise from last time, because I thought the Feast was sometime else, but I've decided instead to just lay it all out here for you guys.

So welcome, everyone, to...

[ALARM BLARES]

Are you kidding me?

NIGHT FIVE
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Az Didanet

Gayle must have some sort of superpower if she's able to cheat death that often. I'm excited to see how she does!!

With clocks. And guns. And JESUS!

CRUMBLED RELATIONSHIPS! Chilli Pepper bleeds out the mutant Herb for a taste of his sweet, sweet blood!

SNEAK ATTACK! Megumi pulls a Christopher Lloyd and utterly decimates Henry, Cupid Kirby, and Ivi.

Yeth, the year of Thollukth idh about to happen! Yethhhhh!

BETRAYAL REWARD! Pit's had enough of Beta Wooper's flummery against Steve and gives it its just desserts!

Yummy yummy. That's the kind of death I like to see! Now, how about we get on to the part where people eat? Should be a good night.

THE FEAST
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Alive, She Cried.

First things first, Megumi and Steve have opted out of the Feast. Now, let's get on to those who actually made it.


...This is not a ship I ever thought I'd see in my life, but I'll take it, I guess. At least they're not trying to kill each other.

STICKY SITUATION! Sollux sends Pit to Hell with a little branch!

MUNDANE MORTALITY! Even if Gayle is immune to Godly Boris' magical attacks, that doesn't mean a simple backstab couldn't down her!

[ALARM BLARES]

Jesus Fucking Crispy Tater Tots, would this alarm just PLEASE SHUT UP?!

[phone call

]

You have heard of the hurricane coming, right?

Duh, yeah. Why the heck do you ask?

It's coming around your place soon. Make sure your tributes leave safely.

You're the one concerned about excitement, aren't you? And haven't hurricanes come before?

If you're not safe, the few tributes you have left will die. Immediately.
Evacuate them. Now.

No.
[hangs up]

I can barely see the sun rising behind the clouds; here we go!

DAY SIX
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Devil's Bleeding Crown

It seems that bloodthirst, anger, and... planetary romance... are her only few emotions.

I think they managed to get down by the power of Groove.

OBSCURE REFERENCE! Megumi gets flushed!

IT'S HERE. GET READY. DON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. THIS IS...

THE HURRICANE
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Rock You Like One!

Wham bam! Let's see what happens today!

Boris finds shelter and waits the hurricane out!

DRAMATIC STUFF! Sollux uses another tree to kill Steve and let him get thrown into the hurricane!

YANDERE REVEALED! After something happened between Mars and Chilli Pepper, Chilli Pepper explodes and pushes Mars off into the distance!

Wow... this has been an absolutely bloody sequence of events. I wonder how everything will go now?

THE FALLEN
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It's Down to This

Now that's what I call a bloodbath!
10 deaths today; with the death of Herb Cookie, Henry, Beta Wooper, Pit, Megumi, Steve, and Mars, TheGeekArtist08, Dookie, Guma, NebulaChimera2211, The Map Maker, PowerStroke9001, and Whistle are all eliminated. Season 4, 11, 9, 5, and 10 are no longer in the game.
Three seasons, three tributes. Which multiple of 3 will reign supreme?

Well... it's almost done. Three finalists remain; one of the old guard, one from the midpoint, and a newcomer. Which of them will reign supreme? Find out... TONIGHT... on Slaughterday Night with Whistle.

NEXT TIME... IT'S ALL COMING DOWN.

[Guma]

Pit, why?

[Whistle]

AND SO END THE GAMES.

Hold music: "Do You Wanna Taste It" - Wig Wam

Well... there isn't much left at the Slaughterday Night headquarters after that hurricane, huh? Yeah... this is Whistle, reporting from home. It's fine; not much is going to happen, so I guess we may as well see who's gonna win. 

Three tributes. Three seasons. Three times. How will it happen? Let's wait and see.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Hungry Like the Wolf" - Duran Duran

NIGHT SIX
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nightfall

Awoooooooooooooo! Here she comes now, out to infect! ...Lucky Mars is gone now.

That's a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, not much has been happening. But the sun's rising, so let's get to it!

THE SEVEN

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God is Empty

Good to see that Chilli has her hobbies to distract her from her newfound wifewolfiness.

Borlux sounds like a toy I'd get somehow. I wonder what that would look like...

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Ah yes. Third-act character moments. They're the loveliest sorts of moments in film. Don't you agree, Sollux?

...

Sollux?

...

Where are you, Sollux?






















Hello?

Oh.

Well. That was slightly anticlimactic. It looks like it can go only two ways now... Either Boris keeps himself supreme, or Chilli Pepper Cookie heads up the ranks for next time. We'll just have to wait and see--

Oh wait, it's happening. Right now.

DAY EIGHT
(THE FINAL DAY)
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A Grand Finale?

Look at this. There's a magic battle going on, isn't there? It seems, like, straight out of a Spider-Man Movie or something. Boris, the god who killed the unkillable Aunt Gayle, versus Chilli Pepper Cookie, the yandere werewolf dessert who had spaghetti with a planet! How do you expect this to go?

Maybe all you need to do is flip a coin and see...


















































UNEXPECTED TWIST! Chilli Pepper uses her wits against Boris' brawn, trapping him in the magic dimension with only seconds to spare!

WE HAVE A WINNER, EVERYBODY! LET'S GET IT ON AND CONGRATULATE THE CHAMPION OF THE VERY FIRST BATTLE ROYALE...

THE WINNER/FALLEN
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Celebration of the Lizard

It seems that third time's the charm here; Chilli Pepper Cookie, third place in Season 3, part of one of two tributes with three podium finishers, has risen to the top to finally win a season of The Hunger Games Simulation! Now, with only one more thing to do... we simply have to grant her the GOLDEN MEDAL OF GREATNESS, and congratulate our other tributes.

PLACEMENTS (pos/tc/imgur)

Here's the people who somehow managed to win. Let's give them all a round of applause for their competition.

Chilli Pepper didn't just win, though; she murdered the shit out of everyone so hard that she got to be a Mass Murderer as well (with 4 kills), with Boris and Sollux just behind with 3 (as well as Megumi).

Of course, we must also pay respects to our biggest losers; it's such a shame that Season 1's winner managed to be the biggest stinker this season, but hopefully she can get another chance somehow next season. The Anniversary is about to come, so...

SUMMARY pos/tc/imgur

STATS pos/tc/imgur

Deaths in Blue are Arena deaths, in Green are Feast deaths, Red are Bloodbath deaths.

1. Chilli Pepper Cookie (4 kills, MadameButterflyKnife)
   
2. Boris (3 kills, B-Doe-1998)
   
3. Sollux Captor (3 kills, Kennifer)
   
4. Mars (Whistle)
   
5. Steve (1 kill, PowerStroke9001)
   
6. Megumi Ogata (3 kills, The Map Maker)
   
7. Aunt Gayle (Kennifer)
   
8. Pit (2 kills, NebulaChimera2211)
   
9. Beta Wooper (1 kill, Guma)
   
10. Ivi Roma (1 kill, MadameButterflyKnife)
    
11. Cupid Kirby (NebulaChimera2211)
    
12. Henry (Dookie)
    
13. Herb Cookie (1 kill, TheGeekArtist08)
    
14. Joel Robinson (EeveeGirlChey)
    
15. Calvin (Dookie)
    
16. Huang (The Map Maker)
    
17. Chicory (SapphireStarblazer)
    
18. Daybreaker (PowerStroke9001)
    
19. Tom Servo (1 kill, EeveeGirlChey)
    
20. Neptune [planet] (1 kill, Whistle)
    
21. nonthreatening femetit bob (1 kill, wingedcatgirl)
    
22. Metabomb (1 kill, KungFuCutbug)
    
23. Goldie O'Gilt (SapphireStarblazer)
    
24. Max (MadameButterflyKnife)
    
25. David Van Dreissen (1 kill, ThatIdiotMan)
    
26. Fortune Boxcars (awe921)
    
27. Death's Avatar (Cassie)
    
28. Reimu Hakurei (Billy5545)
    
29. Great Grandma (Zanreo)
    
30. Tulip Olsen (Guma)
    
31. Ocarina (Cassie)
    
32. Italian Spider-Man (ThatIdiotMan)
    
33. Adrien Agreste (wingedcatgirl)
    
34. Grey Pawing Kity [Dustymoji] (wingedcatgirl)
    
35. Klee (MisterJake)
    
36. Neptune [Neptunia] (Zanreo)
    

Here's the save if you wish to simulate a side story for yourself. May be fun sometimes.

But anyway... we need time to rebuild the Slaughterday Night headquarters, so I guess we ought to get this next season ushered in ASAP. Hope you all have the same sorts of thoughts that are good and helpful, but we have our own little things to do. So let's go ahead and celebrate The Anniversary in peace. See you all soon.

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In honor of the Anniversary, here are my tribs (both returnees, one in actual pure form):

Shotaro Kaneda (Kaneda) (he/him, AKIRA, yellow (16), death pic)

Tetsuo Shima (Tetsuo) (he/him, AKIRA, yellow (16), death pic)