Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Billy5545]

Oof, I'm out

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Surprised to see GWC still alive, I hope he can be a HOFer

[PowerStroke6001]

For Doki, the veggies were an acquired taste because she used to be a rabbit. RIP my animal couples.

[Whistle]

AND SO END THE GAMES.

Well well well, this season is coming to an end, isn't it? And what an end it's going to come out to be. This is Whistle with SdNL, reporting on the new sort of things that are going on lately. We hope that as this draws to a close, you recognize what you love, and what you hate.

Though to be fair, I have literally no idea what love is, considering how little things have been going on. Sure, it may seem very nice to be in love at first, but soon you start losing touch with each other. And before you know it, your closeted transgender kid is listening to you blabber on about how much you hate her dad and how you can't stand to be around him while he's away in Seattle for the third week in a row.

All the while, you end up thinking about other people and how much they love each other, all the while realizing that you can't be that way, because you just feel broken all the time. Nothing works out. Everything gets dumb. It all feels like searing pain all over as you think to yourself, "Why, what did I do to deserve such a bad hand in life?" "Nobody likes me, do they?" "Nobody appreciates what I do."

But whatever. It's just a game. Life is just a game, and I'm one missed step from game over.

...

...

BUT SO ARE THESE GUYS!!

BATTLE MUSIC: "End Titles" - Blade Runner (comp. Vangelis)

NIGHT FIVE
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title

Junta learns to respect the environment. The hard way.


Uno is great, unless you are playing alone.


Yummy yummy! Pills! Such... wonderful things to take for when you're about to choke! Somehow survivable!


Don't worry, Pit. I will copyright you down into the fucking depths of the earth if I have to.


Flappy!!!!

How quick is the day-night cycle in this arena? I don't even know!

DAY SIX
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i can't think of a good title

George Washington Columbo has been subjected to... BEANING.


She's literally holding a gun to your head, that's no friend of mine. Or yours. Or anyone's.


Hey Pit, don't worry, I've been caught bipping buses before. That was back in high school, when I was trying to pose way back as a popular girl, right before Regina got run over by a bus. And the name's stuck ever since.

...

Fuck.




Whitty kissed the bottle.

Two! Two cannon shots!

... Two cannon shots? Seriously?

You always just gotta remind me, don't you, O Fate?

THE FALLEN
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2 deaths: Junta, Whitty
2 eliminated: B-Doe-1998, Cassie

Night falls tonight. And with it, the darkness arrives. Absent of the light.

NIGHT SIX
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i can't think

At this point, all bets are off. I'm in too deep. Fuck it, I'll root for Pit. Whatever.


Sounds like a painful way to die. Lovely!


EVEN MORE TERRIFYING TO WITNESS!!!

Oh yeah. Daytime. Nice.

DAY SEVEN
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i can't

Sounds a little Spinal Tap, but Cupid Kirby doesn't even have a spine.


The ideas keep coming in, but hey look. We've got a winner.

WELL LOOKY HERE, WE HAVE A WINNER. LIKE ALWAYS. AS EVER.

but first tributes to the dad

THE FALLEN
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4 dead: George Washington Columbo, Jessica Williams, Cupid Kirby, Ivi R
3 eliminated: Matthew, Guma, MadameButterflyKnife

PALCE

winner: pos/tc/imgur


Returning nominator NebulaChimera2211 scores her first win ever, with Pit directly in first place!

placements: pos/tc/imgur


Following close behind are MadameButterflyKnife's Ivi in second place, having won by doing absolutely nothing, and Nebula's other tribute Cupid Kirby, who scored 4 kills, the second-most in the game.


But the highest kills go to BlackFaithStar's Barbara, who scored six kills by winning a tag-team fight and gaining an invincibility star. Wowee, in her short time she sure made an impact!


Hit with the 4th- and 5th-place curses are Jessica Williams and George Washington Columbo, who just barely made it to the last few days. I guess their pacifism didn't pay off, did it?


And of course, let's say hello to our biggest losers, Felicia, Nagisa, and Zapp Brannigan.

Now let's take a look at our stats and summaries!

SUMMARY
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STATS
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And, of course, here is our save. https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=nEMD3jzi

Let's hope you've had a wonderful time. This is Whistle with SdNL, and if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to elsewhere.

next time... NO THEME!

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I will nominate soon. I am plumb out of ideas right now.

[Billy5545]

Will nominate later

[Oggy123]

• Mr. Frosty
  
• Bonkers
  

Both male and safe.

[Billy5545]

Lincoln Rhyme and Amelia Sachs (Both safe and from a TV Series called Lincoln Rhyme: Hunt for the Bone Collector)

[HypeKitty1]

* Sarvente (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...9_full.png) Female
* Ruvyzvat (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...masses.png) Male

[PowerStroke6001]

If my calculations are correct, this is Season 12, the last season before the first Battle Royale, composed of the Podium Finishers from the last 12 seasons. So this shall be my last pair of tributes before I yeet in my contenders Daybreaker and older!Steve, so hopefully at least one of these two will jon them!

Neat Freaks: Experiment 010 (Felix)

*who's designed to make everything squeaky clean, but a bug causes him to destroy anything that he considers "dirty"

and Woshua

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Damn it, just two spots short of a Hall of Fame! Explains my luck, between this and not getting one in the TVT HGS in a while. Hopefully I can get one here before the BR. Anyway...

Burger King Kids Club - Mixed Gender Group - Black Flag it since the kids appear to be around under 10 from youngest to maybe early teens at oldest, plus a non-sapient dog.

Wendy's Girl - Female - Red

[BlackFaithStar]

Retak'ka from BoBoiBoy Movie 2 (Death pic)

Vargoba from BoBoiBoy Galaxy (Death pic)

Both male and safe.

[Cassie]

Soul Mano Aloe (F, 19 years old in accordance to following HoloFunk Aloe being the same age in that canon) (Source of Soul Aloe)

Soul Whitty (M, safe)

[NebulaChimera2211]

My word, double podium finishers! And with watchlisted tributes, too! That really was my season.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong Now?

• Akuma (M, safe)
  
• Galacta Knight (M, safe)
  

Events:

PREDICTABO!
(Player1) block(s/s/s/s/1) an attack from (Player2) and counterattack(s/s/s/s/1) by grabbing [typeB2] and slamming [typeB2] into the ground, calling [typeB2] predictable.
(Player1) block(s/s/s/s/1) an attack from (Player2) and kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] by grabbing [typeB2] and slamming [typeB2] into the ground, calling [typeB2] predictable. (1 kills 2)

Rock, Paper, Scissors
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors in front of a mirror and somehow wins.
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1).
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2).
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1), causing the lose(r/r/r/r/rs2) to explode. (1 kills 2)
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2), causing the lose(r/r/r/r/rs1) to explode. (2 kills 1)

Star Wars
(Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to get (Player2) to buy some drugs, only for [typeB2] to convince [typeB1] [typeA1] do(es/es/n/es/n)'t want to sell (Player2) drugs, and instead go home and rethink [typeC1] li(fe/fe/fe/fe/ves1).
(Player1) drop(s/s/s/s/1) down from above, land(s/s/s/s/1) behind (Player2) and say(s/s/s/s/1), "hello there". (Player2) turn(s/s/s/s/2) around and repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2), "(Player1)! You are (a /a /a /a /1)bold on(e/e/e/e/es1)."
(Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) to warn (Player2) that (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) evil, only for (Player2) to retort that from [typeC1] point of view, the side (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) on is evil instead. In despair, (Player1) shout(s/s/s/s/1), "well then you are lost!"

Team Fortress 2
(Player1) punch(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) so hard [typeA2] instantly explode(s/s//s/2). (1 kills 2)
(Player1) simultaneously headshot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) with one bullet, causing the crowd to briefly go into wild cheering. (1 kills 2 and 3)
All will fear (Player1)'s giant new weapo(n/n/n/n/ns1). (also Bloodbath and Feast)

Variants of existing events
(Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] so cute that [typeA1] (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) heart failure. (1 dies)
(Player1) regret(s/s/s/s/1) everything.

Other
(Player1) anger(s/s/s/s/1) a chicken by attacking it and get(s/s/s/s/1) torn apart by a flock of angry chickens. (1 dies)
(Player1) beat(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to death with a crowbar. (1 kills 2)
(Player1) decides to lie low for today. (Day only)
(Player1) decides to lie low for tonight. (Night only)
(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) mauled to death by a killer rabbit. (1 dies)
(Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) all out of bubblegum. (also Bloodbath)
(Player1) pass(es/es/es/es/1) up a perfect chance to kill (Player2) and regret(s/s/s/s/1) it. (non-fatal)
(Player1) pass(es/es/es/es/1) up a perfect chance to kill (Player2). (non-fatal)
(Player1) sell(s/s/s/s/1) propane and propane accessories.
(Player1) warn(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), "this Arena ain't big enough for the two of us".
(Player1) warn(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), "you'll be surprised what you can live through".
After being blackout drunk for the entire season until now, (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) sobered up.
After being heavily intoxicated for the entire season until now, (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) sobered up.
It was in the Arena that (Player1) met (Player2). Without a single word they knew what had to be done.
Reality suddenly changes, causing all remaining tributes to look exactly like (Player1) for the rest of the current season.

[ThatIdiotMan]

Lynx Chocolate Man (Male, Safe)

Maypul (Female, Safe)

[Guma]

Tulip Olsen (she/her, 13, deathpic) and Atticus (he/him, safe, deathpic); both from Infinity Train

[Kennifer]

Homestuck time lol

Vriska Serket (female, she/her,

about 13 Earth yearssomewhere between the yellow a 13 year old human would be flagged and the light green used for Homestuck trolls in the TVT HGS

)

Sollux Captor (male, he/him, about 13 Earth years)

(...yes I had to put in Sollux on Twosday, lol)

[Guma]

Nonfatal—Bloodbath (1)
Well, (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1)n't always been this glam. [TypeA1] w(as/as/as/as/ere1) a drab little crab once. But now [typeA1] know(s/s//s/1) [typeA1] can be as happy as a clam, because [typeA1]’(s/s/re/s/re1) beautiful, baby.

Nonfatal (6)
(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) 50 Rings to reach the special zone, then get(s/s/s/s/1) all 7 Chaos Emeralds to become Super (Player1).
(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) 50 Totino's Pizza Rolls to reach the special zone, then get(s/s/s/s/1) all 7 Stuffed Nachos to become Zesty (Player1).
Evil (Player1) be like... [something (Player1) wouldn't say].
(Player1), Go(d/ddess/d/d/ds1) of Hyperdeath, bring(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) down to less than 1 HP. But (Player2)’s determination keeps [typeB2] alive.
A vote is cast to get the contestants out of the games. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) the deciding vote, and everyone leaves. But they realize the prize is important and re-enter.
(Player1) catch(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) in midair, seemingly proving (Player2)’s point that man is good. But then (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) horny for (Player3) and drop(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2], proving (Player3)’s point that man is evil. (blacklisted)

[wingedcatgirl]

For 222sday, we nominate:

• John Vechey announcing Peggle 2 (he/him, real life, safe)
  
• Axel being like "Two?!" (he/him, Kingdom Hearts II, safe)
  

[GoldenCityBird]

• Todd Hayseed (Male, light green flag)
  
• Nazuret "Kheil" Kheilafi (Female, yellow flag)
  

[Zanreo]

Nepgear (she/her, yellow)
Uni (she/her, yellow)

[Whistle]

Booboop.

[*]Tails Doll (he/him, 

redTails is 8 in canon

)
[*]Mars (it/its, safe)

EVENTS

bloodbath + battleground

1. It is [typeA1], the Frenchiest (Player1).
   

nonfatal

1. (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) [typeC2] husbando is Death.
   
2. (Player1) improvise(s/s/s/s/1) a mediocre theme song for an elimination ceremony. After (Player2) and (Player3) complain about it, [typeA1] respond(s/s//s/1) with an even worse ear-splitter.
   
3. After (Player1) catch(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) betraying [typeB1] for (Player3), (Player2) tells [typeB1] to leave [typeC1] stupid comments in [typeC1] pocket.
   
4. (Player1) sit(s/s/s/s/1) and think(s/s/s/s/1). [TypeA1] ask(s/s//s/1) (Player2) for Pepsi when [typeA2] come(s/s//s/2) in, but [typeA2] put(s/s//s/2) [typeB1] in a mental hospital instead.
   
5. Did you know that if (Player1) put(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) in an ice cube tray, that [typeA2] will come out the shape of the ice cube tray? Okay, cool! (+ Feast)
   
6. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) stung to death by zombees, get(s/s/s/s/1) revived by a swarm of Dusty's purrbees.
   
7. (Player1) and (Player2) blow up Mars to mess with (Player3).
   
8. (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) been hit by the (Player2) Curse.
   
9. (Player1) should really feeds (Player2) all dog.
   
10. (Player1) only pawn in game of life.
    

fatal

1. Before dying, (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) that [typeA2] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve2) to keep, like like, going, to win this for, like like like like, the both of them!
   
2. (Player1) land(s/s/s/s/1) on (Player2) by accident. "Oh no," [typeA1] say(s/s//s/1), "I'm still alive," before shooting [typeD1] in front of (Player3). (P3 lives, P1 accidental death)
   
3. (Player1) and (Player2) blow up (Player3) to mess with (Player4).
   
4. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) destroyed by a toilet seat from a deorbiting space station.
   
5. (Player1) spill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] milk, drowning [typeB1] and (Player2). (+ Feast)
   

ARENA EVENT (The Shining)

The remaining tributes are armed with axes, placed in a snowy hedge maze, and told to escape.
Surviving:

• (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] way out.
  
• (Player1) follow(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s footprints to find [typeC1] way out.
  
• (Player1) hack(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] way through the hedges and escapes.
  

Fatal:

• (Player1) hack(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2).
  
• (Player1) hack(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) into bits and uses them as markers to help (Player3) find [typeC3] way out.
  
• After they escape, (Player1) dive(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] axe(s/s/s/s/1) into (Player2).
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by (Player2) after a fight, but (Player3) kill(s/s/s/s/3) (Player2) just afterward.
  
• (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) advantage of a fight between (Player2) and (Player3) and decapitate(s/s/s/s/1) them in one swoop.
  
• (Player1) walk(s/s/s/s/1) around in circles and freeze(s/s/s/s/1) to death.
  
• (Player1) slice(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s arm off and leave(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] to bleed to death.
  
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) trapped in hedges and suffocate(s/s/s/s/1) to death.
  
• (Player1) cannot handle walking in circles and axe(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1].
  

[BlackFaithStar]

So, my first time suggesting events, variants included, this post has 30 events. 

Some of my events I've suggested at TVT HGS

Fatal:

* (Player1) ensnare(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) in a suspended net and feed(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] to a giant carnivorous plant.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) given heart-shaped biscuits by (Player2). [TypeA1] (is/is/is/is/are1) met with a horrid taste before choking to death. (Also Feast)
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) given green heart-shaped biscuits by (Player2). (Player1) go(es/es/es/es/1) on a manic rampage after consuming them, obliterating (Player2) and (Player3). (Also Feast)
* (Player1) bind(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s limbs together and leave(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2]. Trying to wriggle [typeD2] free, (Player2) set(s/s/s/s/1) off a landmine which blows [typeB2] up.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) subject to execution via lethal injection.
* (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for refusing to share [typeA2] chocolate with [typeB1].
* (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a shrink ray, shrinking [typeB2] out of existence.
* (Player1) hit(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a shrink ray set on reverse, then [typeA2] step(s/s/s/s/1) on (Player1).

Non-fatal:

* (Player1) ensnare(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) in a suspended net. (Player2) escape(s/s/s/s/2) just in time and flees.
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) given heart-shaped biscuits by (Player2). [TypeA1] (spits/spits/spit/spits/spit1) them out after trying them, commenting that they taste like sandpaper.
* (Player1) chase(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) until (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) distract and obstruct (Player1), allowing (Player2) to escape.
* (Player1) bind(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s limbs together and leave(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2]. (Player3) eventually come(s/s/s/s/3) to help (Player1).
* (Player1) hang(s/s/s/s/1) up a sign which says "RULES: NO EATING PEOPLE."
* (Player1) turn(s/s/s/s/1) on the radio as [typeA1] and (Player2) make breakfast/dinner. (Day and night variants)
* (Player1) sing(s/s/s/s/1) as [typeA1] make(s/s/s/s/1) breakfast/dinner for (Player2). (Day and night variants)
* (Player1) offer(s/s/s/s/1) ketchup to (Player2), only to crush the bottle, making ketchup splatter all over [typeB2].
* (Player1) rage(s/s/s/s/1) over being unable to get [typeA1] daily fix of chocolate.
* (Player1) translate(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s greeting to (Player3), but [typeA3] already know(s/s/s/s/3) what [typeA2] said.
* (Player1) punch(es/es/es/es/1) a wall repeatedly.
* (Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to swallow (Player2) whole, but (Player3) punch(es/es/es/es/1) [typeB2] out of [typeA1] mouth. Unsure if I should make a plural form of mouth cuz that'd be a bit weirder lol
* (Player1) disguise(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] as (Player2) to scare (Player3), but the apparent "(Player3)" (is/is/is/is/are2) (Player2) in disguise, and [typeA2] scare(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] instead.
* (Player1) lament(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] nonexistent love li(fe/fe/fe/fe/ves1), saying all [typeA1] ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) (is/is/is/is/are1) good looks and a mariachi band.
* (Player1) sing(s/s/s/s/1) a song while being chased by (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4).
* (Player1) carve(s/s/s/s/1) a statue of [typeD1] and throw(s/s/s/s/1) a drink at it, blowing up the statue.
* (Player1) rescue(s/s/s/s/1) a baby pumpkin.
* While playing hockey, (Player1) hit(s/s/s/s/1) the puck, causing it to fly into (Player2)'s (face/face/face/face/faces2).
* (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) form a mariachi band.
* (Player1) investigate(s/s/s/s/1) a case of arson, only to find that [typeA1] (was/was/were/was/were1) the actual cause of it.

[Zanreo]

event time

1. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) getting past a closed door by shooting it with a rocket launcher, but the missile gets sent back, blowing up (Player1). (this and the 3 next events based on this)
   
2. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) getting past a locked door by hitting it with (a/a/a/a/1) basebal(l/l/l/l/ls1), but the basebal(l/l/l/l/ls1) get(s/s/s/s/1) sent back and replace(s/s/s/s/1) (Player1)'s hea(d/d/d/d/ds1).
   
3. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) getting past a locked door by driving a car into it, but the door stretches forwards, launching the car back and making it crash.
   
4. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) getting past a locked door by punching it, but just ends up shattering [typeC1] ar(m/m/m/m/ms1) and then [typeD1].
   
5. (Player1) run(s/s/s/s/1) in circles around (Player2), somehow making items nearby gradually grow. [Pokemon Legends Arceus glitch]
   
6. (Player1) summon(s a/s a/s a/s a/1) (Player2) beam swor(d/d/d/d/ds1) and use(s/s/s/s/1) it to kill (Player3). [Neptunia]
   
7. (Player1) tr(ie/ies/ies/ies/ies1) summoning a demon, but end(s/s/s/s/1) up summoning a lemon instead.
   
8. (Player1) and (Player2) fight over playing their respective theme songs over the arena speakers.
   
9. (Player1) come(s/s/s/s/1) across a large boulder blocking [typeC1] path. [TypeA1] push(es/es//es/1) it away with ease. [This and the four below based on Pokemon]
   
10. (Player1) come(s/s/s/s/1) across a large boulder blocking [typeC1] path. [TypeA1] tr(ies/ies/y/ies/y1) pushing it away, but give(s/s/s/s/1) up.
    
11. (Player1) enter(s/s/s/s/1) a dark cave. [TypeA1] shine(s/s/s/s/1) a light to get through it.
    
12. (Player1) enter(s/s/s/s/1) a dark cave. [TypeA1] manage(s/s/s/s/1) to get through it with no light.
    
13. (Player1) enter(s/s/s/s/1) a dark cave. [TypeA1] tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) getting through it with no light, but end(s/s/s/s/1) up getting lost. (non-fatal, assume they found the way out later)
    
14. (Player1) pretend(s/s/s/s/1) to saw (Player2) in half for a magic trick.
    
15. (Player1) pretend(s/s/s/s/1) to saw (Player2) in half for a magic trick, but (Player2) actually get(s/s/s/s/1) cut in half. (Accidental kill for P1)
    
16. (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) a cake that says "Congration you done it". (also Feast)
    
17. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) living entirely off merchandise from (Player2)'s source material.
    
18. As (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) surrounded by (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5), [typeA1] google(s/s//s/1) "how many tributes can 1 take on in a fight" [Way of the Househusband]
    
19. (Player1) introduces [typeD1] by saying "(I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/We're1) (Player1), introduced right now." (bloodbath only) [from a badly-translated game called Iris School of Wizardry]
    
20. (Player1) break(s/s/s/s/1) through a wall, and it somehow fixes itself, with (Player2) walking through it shortly after. [From some animation error from a cartoon I don't remember]
    
21. (Player1) do(es/es/es/es/1l the most recent non-fatal event, but in a cooler way.
    
22. (Player1) send(s/s/s/s/1) a message for (Player2) to meet at [typeC1] garage, but [typeA2] misread(s/s/s/s/2) it and wait(s/s/s/s/2) near the garbage instead. [Based on a misread]
    
23. (Player1) decide(s/s/s/s/1) to BE SPICY and lend a hand. [Yakuza]
    
24. (Player1) decide(s/s/s/s/1) to be mild and ignore (Player2). [Yakuza]
    
25. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) sneaking into (Player2)'s camp, but is slowly pushed out by (Player2), who say(s/s/s/s/2) "(I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/We're) sorry, (I/I/I/I/we2) can't let you know this yet" [based on a dream I had]
    
26. (Player1) dramatically walk(s/s/s/s/1) in wearing a big and heavy costume, but end(s/s/s/s/1) up falling on [typeC1] fac(e/e/e/e/es1).
    
27. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) trapped in a cube and send(s/s/s/s/1) a call for help over a video screen. (Player2) goes to save [typeB1]. [Neptunia Virtual Stars]
    
28. (Player1) and (Player2) have a long, epic pizza cutter fight.
    
29. (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) attacked by seagulls for [typeC1] food. (also Feast)
    
30. (Player1) eat(s/s/s/s/1) some creepy pasta. (also Feast)
    

[PowerStroke6001]

TVT OG Events (12)

* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) form a search party to look for (Player5). They succeed.
* (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) form a search party to look for (Player5). They fail.

*P5 doesn't die. Assume they found their way back the next part of the update.

* (Player1) (hangs/hangs/hangs/hangs/hang1) (Player2) on a noose.
* (Player1) (places/places/places/places/place1) (Player2) on (an electric chair/an electric chair/an electric chair/an electric chair/electric chairs2) and (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn1) (it/it/it/it/them2) on. (fatal)
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) surfing.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) surfing, but (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) wiped out and washed away by the undertow. (fatal)
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a surfing contest, with (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) as the judges. (Player1) wins.
* (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) and then (plays/plays/plays/plays/play1) a silly tune on [typeC2] (skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeleton/skeletons2), using [typeC2] bones as mallets.
* (Player1) (ties/ties/ties/ties/tie1) balloons on (Player2)'s shack while [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) sleeping in it. It floats away and (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) never seen again. (fatal, Night-only)
* (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) (a brick/a brick/a brick/a brick/bricks1) at (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2) for insulting [typeB1]. (this and the below brick'd event are fatal)
* (Player1) (interrupts/interrupts/interrupts/interrupts/interrupt1) (Player2)'s speech by going "HOOPLA!" (Player2) promptly (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw2)  (a brick/a brick/a brick/a brick/bricks2) at [typeC1] (head/head/head/head/heads1). (SpongeBob)
* (Player1) (yells/yells/yells/yells/yell1) "FREEZE!" at (Player2) as [typeA1] (zaps/zaps/zap/zaps/zap1) [typeB2] in mid-air with (a stunning beam/a stunning beam/a stunning beam/a stunning beam/stunning beams1). (non-fatal)

TVT Reboot Events (15)

* As (Player1) (joins/joins/joins/joins/join1) (Player2) and (Player3)'s team, (Player3) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make3) a slow but grand fanfare that (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) joined the party. (this and the below event are Deltarune refs)
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) concerned when (Player2) (flushes/flushes/flushes/flushes/flush2) (the toilet/the toilet/the toilet/the toilet/separate toilets2) (three times/three times/three times/three times/three times each2).
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) spoiling (Player2)'s source (material/material/material/material/materials2) for (Player3), but (Player2) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) [typeB1] before [typeA1] could.
* (Player1) and (Player2) get into an argument over which one of them is cuter.
* (Player1) (plans/plans/plans/plans/plan1) to confess (his/her1) love for (Player2), but (decides/decides/decides/decides/decide1) against it. (blacklisted)
* (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) that [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) been (Player2)'d. (nonfatal, Magic School Bus)
* (Player1) and (Player2) infiltrate (Player3) and (Player4)'s hideout to defuse their nuclear bomb. They succeed. (My Hero Academia)
* (Player1) and (Player2) infiltrate (Player3) and (Player4)'s hideout to defuse their nuclear bomb. They fail and get killed.
* (Player1) (forces/forces/forces/forces/force1) (Player2) and (Player3) to dance. (Player2) (wins/wins/wins/wins/win2) while (Player3) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get3) killed by (Player1).
* (Player1) (forces/forces/forces/forces/force1) (Player2) and (Player3) to dance. They refuse, so (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) them.
* (Player1) (cracks/cracks/cracks/cracks/crack1) open (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/head2) with (a jar of fishing bait/a jar of fishing bait/a jar of fishing bait/a jar of fishing bait/jars of fishing bait1). (this and the below event are Bloodbath-exclusive)
* (Player1) (burrows/burrows/burrows/burrows/burrow1) underground to escape the Cornucopia.
* As (Player1) (prepares/prepares/prepares/prepares/prepare1) a recently deceased tribute's body for burial, (Player2) (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think2) that [typeA1] killed them and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) [typeB1] for it.
* (Player1) and (Player2) headbutt each other. (Player1) (knocks/knocks/knocks/knocks/knock1) (Player2) over.
* (Player1) (buys/buys/buys/buys/buy1) (a weapon/a weapon/a weapon/a weapon/weapons1) from (Player2)'s shop and promptly (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) with (it/it/it/it/them1).

TC Originals (2)

* (Player1) accidentally (drops/drops/drops/drops/drop1) [typeC1] (axe/axe/axe/axe/axes1) in a river. The Water Sprite comes out and gives [typeB1] (a golden axe/a golden axe/a golden axe/a golden axe/golden axes), but [typeA1] (rejects/rejects/reject/rejects/reject1) (it/it/it/it/them1) because (it's/it's/it's/it's/they're1) not (his/hers/theirs/its/theirs1). The Water Sprite returns [typeC1] (axe/axe/axe/axe/axes1) to [typeB1] and also rewards [typeB1] with the golden (axe/axe/axe/axe/axes1) for [typeC1] honesty.
* (Player1) and (Player2) are evenly matched, until (Player2) (reveals/reveals/reveals/reveals/reveal2) that [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) not left handed! (Player1) (chops/chops/chops/chops/chop1) off [typeC2] right (arm/arm/arm/arm/arm2), but (Player2) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) [typeB1] with [typeC2] left because [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) ambidextrous and was deliberately holding back.

[NebulaChimera2211]

TCHGS Season 12 is now live.

Reaping (Tribute List): imgur, postimg

Reaping

Now, let the games begin.

Bloodbath: imgur, postimg

Bloodbath

• I assume that wasn't the thumb from Bonkers' good hand. Otherwise he'd be in a bit of trouble later on.
  
• First blood goes to Ruv! But in a twist of fate, it was misguided. Poor Tails Doll, that T-pose wasn't dominant at all.
  
• Seven tributes are sharing supplies amongst themselves; the Soul tributes, Kheil, Mr. Frosty, Sollux, the Lynx Chocolate Man and Tulip.
  
• Woshua for some reason decides now of all times is a good time to go into retirement. Perhaps it got depressed by losing a bag and feels older than it really is.
  
• This is where Lincoln's fun begins.
  
• Hayseed takes another bag from Vriska, as does Atticus from the BK Kids.
  
• One of the strongest fighters is no match to a simple dirty trick. How shameful.
  
• John cuts out the middleman with his apparent strength.
  
• No Martian invasion today, thanks to Maypul.
  
• Everyone else just retreats, with Axel rolling instead of running.
  

Day 1: imgur, postimg

Day 1

• Two tributes run about in the great outdoors.
  
• One of the supplies was a false Holy Grail. Whoops.
  
• I don't know Homestuck that well, but it feels like they should be swapped, except that Galacta Knight is very strong anyway.
  
• Wonder what kind of flowers they are.
  
• If he constantly looks as maniacal as he does in the picture, I wouldn't blame the knight who jousted the Lynx Chocolate Guy.
  
• Boxes of cigarettes were amongst the supplies shared by the tributes earlier, apparently.
  
• Ruv is taking no chances with the other tributes but Axel and retreats.
  
• Bonkers is an ape-like creature; I reckon that's highly illegal, on top of guilty of causing "animals having pets" confusion.
  
• Guess the Martians invaded after all. They're going to teach us all about proper waste disposal with extreme prejudice.
  
• What conlang would that be?
  
• As expected, water and electronics don't mix.
  
• You'll die if you don't eat your greens. Retak'ka impatiently decided vitamin deficiencies would take too long.
  
• A triangle of disguises forms.
  
• So is that how John got his strength? It seems like we have a Popeye wannabe on our -- AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
  
• Did Sarvente accuse the Wendy's mascot of abandoning her?
  
• Tulip's image probably shows her reaction to Amelia's review. Maybe.
  
• Aaaaand there goes Vriska, 8lasting off again.
  

Fallen Tributes: imgur, postimg

Fallen 1

Six: Tails Doll and Akuma in the Bloodbath. Mr. Frosty, the BK Kids, Hayseed and Vriska on Day 1. No nominators down... yet.