[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Don't y'all "what" at me. Traitors, step forwards. The ones who ain't Eridan an' George. We know who ya are, an' we might be lenient if ya admit it now. Or jus' announce yer members ta everyone fer lenience on yerself.

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark looks around nervously. Behavior like this from an authoritarian regime is never a good sign, even if one is a loyalist.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

That's right, baby! I'm a Rebel! A cold, hard Rebel! You should have given me a more prestigious position in the government. But no! You all don't recognize my genius! You all think you're all better than me! But no more! It's over! We won! Come on, my Rebels, say it! Say who you are!

[MadeOfMilk]

Steve's just got a stupid grin on his face.

Got 'em!

[wingedcatgirl]

"Say, what's your net worth, Steve? How many digits are in it? Maybe ten?"

... billionaire killer, huh.

[Cassie]

WHY DON'T YOU EAT MOLDY, CARPETED BATHROOMS YOU INCONZTANSANT SON OF A BITCH!? Bandu yells to George at the top of his lungs, tearing up violently.

Bandu proceeds to scream, turn 2D again, and try to stuff Steve with expired candies.

I TRUSTED YOU, YOU MOLDY TRAITOR! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

[MadeOfMilk]

...Buddy, do you really think I'd have L-O-Ds of E-M-O-N-E? Army pay sucks and you sure as hell ain't getting my $20

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca begins crying... Even more profusely than the other day...

It's all my fault... Why... I... Just kill me now.

Monaca then proceeds to limp out of her wheelchair and lie down and wallow in her own suffering and tears... Knowing she's to blame for everyone's downfall...

To think I could live without Big Sis... I'm a fool... An idiot... Nothing but a FUCKING SHAM!

[wingedcatgirl]

"Oh, I'm sure I can convert that into like yen or something."

[MadeOfMilk]

Steve's trying to respond to Mark (most likely a jab about the size of his, er, phallus), but it's completely unintelligible because of a certain chaos god shoving old candy into his cakehole.

[Cassie]

I WILL CALL UPON MY FUCKING BROTHER AND TURN YOU FOUR MOLDY REBELS INTO FUCKING COLD HARD CASH!!!!

Bandu's seething lol

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sure, sure, get mad all you want. Because you're about to be expired, like your candy! George says to Bandu with a shit-eating grin of his own.

Since it's over for you all, there's something I wanted to do for a long time. And I'm not gonna let consequences get to me this time!

He walks over to Asuka and punches her as hard as he can in the nose!

Looks like Idiot George just beat you at your own game!

[wingedcatgirl]

"Bigger than yours! Ask me how I know." no don't then we'd have to actually come up with the rest of this insult "Oh, shut up, Meowing, I'll say what I want and you don't get to tell me you don't wanna invent it."

[MadeOfMilk]

I WILL CALL UPON MY FUCKING BROTHER AND TURN YOU FOUR MOLDY REBELS INTO FUCKING COLD HARD CASH!!!!

Bandu's seething lol

Don't make me bring the goddamn tank in here, you.... okay, ending with "Loyalist" as an insult's cheesy as fuck I'm not even gonna finish that.

[Cassie]

I WILL MAKE ANOTHER FAULT LINE JUST TO SINK YOUR TANK

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Looks like George's new found confidence is fueling his reign of terror. He grabs one of the phones and throws it at Bandu's head.

Ah, shut up.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca just... Is crying... Trying to flood the room in her own sorrows...

This is so messed up... Why did this have to happen... Why did I sign up for this? If only I'd never survived on that island... If only if I'd listened to Big Sis... None of this would have happened...

Monaca just wallows in her own misery and tears until she's inevitably killed...

At least she can be with Big Sis... Eventually... Right? ... RIGHT?!

Not every story needs to have a happy ending... Some stories can end in utter tragedy and despair... And how fitting that the final moments of the girl who pursued the Ultimate Despair's ambitions, to the point of inflicting despair and suffering to an entire city... No... Potentially the entire world... Would be that of the very misery and suffering she had inflicted long ago... Almost poetic in a way.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Eridan, Pinky and the Brain! We did it! Eridan, sorry for getting the heat on your like that. I wasn't really thinking there. And Pinky, Brain, good work lying. We really had them, didn't we?, George chuckles in a satisfactory manner.

[wingedcatgirl]

"The mice?! Come on, you two seemed cool."

[Cassie]

"The mice?! Come on, you two seemed cool."

After getting dazed by George, Bandu tries to retaliate by yeeting the phone back...only for the phone to strike Mark.

Bandu's vocally seething rn

[MadeOfMilk]

Man, you guys are so easy to dupe! Steve laughs, You guys really just sat back and let this happen, didn't ya? Some crappy "politicians" you guys are, surprised I didn't try to nuke the whole place!

[wingedcatgirl]

Clonk. One phone and Mark's down.

... The hell is this guy's CON stat, 4?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca desparately tries to move her legs... But she just... Can't. She's effectively forced to watch helplessly as everything crumbles to dust around her...

... ... ... Is this what true despair feels like?

[MadeOfMilk]

Steve, with the same stupid little grin, stands over Monaca, shouting COPE, SEETHE, MALD over and over again at her.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I guess you could say it's the ultimate despair. Shouldn't have dismissed our genius minds.