[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Ya know, every day that goes by, Ah wonder more an' more how y'all managed to get through screenin' for bein' massive idiots. Not all of y'all, jus' some of y'all. The rest are fine. The ones who aren't idiots are smart an' cool. Ah'll let y'all figure out which ones are idiots yerself. But uhh... yeah, do be careful Mark, Ah can't stress this enough, if the Rebel leader is put in the chair position, Ah can't save ya. Hell, Ah might not be able ta save ME. Jus' puttin' a normal rebel in the chair'll not set off the rebel leader thing, jus' ta be clear, but Ah wouldn't recommend that either really. An' of course, y'all remember that the Rebel Leader doesn't know who the rebels are. Ah'm sure. Jus' a reminder. Because Ah don't want ta die because Ah was stupid enough ta trust y'all ta make sure this rebellion goes nowhere.

[Kennifer]

Eridan, knowing Mark wouldn't even consider listening to him, has gone back to brooding.

[wingedcatgirl]

vote notes

Asuka: !R R
Eridan: R L R R R L
Pinky and The Brain: L R R R
Bandu: L L
CATS: !R L R R
George: R R R R L
Steve: R R L
Mark: L L L
Monaca: R L

"Based on this... this ain't my nomination yet, just spitballing... but I'm most inclined to trust tablet man, the cyborg, or the mice," Mark says, pointing to Bandu, CATS, and Pinky and the Brain in turn. "What do all y'all think?"

[wingedcatgirl]

"What I'm concerned about is, voting against a nomination seems to be pretty uncommon around here. If I nominate someone, that someone's almost certainly getting the chair today. I don't wanna do this capriciously, y'know?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well I sure ain't goin' for the mice! And I don't think CATS can be completely trusted either. I think I'll go for Bandu.

[PointMaid]

...Well, I'm only trusting ourselves, Pinky.

:(

[Cassie]

o fuck

Bandu realises some shit.

Yeah no, you can only trust me now based on what Mark said. CATS looks like he's fucking uh, going down, and the wet RATS bastards have caught their tails in this shit way too many times to excuse getting all-rebel edicts every time they're in that fucking seat.

[Zanreo]

"Certainly can trust me" CATS says. "Other ones mention... could go one way or other."

[Risdio51]

"I think the mice are perfectly trustworthy! They're adorable like me how could anyone who's cute be untrustworthy?"

[Kennifer]

do you just like the mice because george doesnt
though yeah i guess theyre kind a cute if youre into that kind a thing

...yeah he still sounds done as hell.

[PointMaid]

...Cute. That's the moniker that's been thrust on us above any other, Pinky. 'Cute.'

Aw! I think it's great. What do you have against cute, Brain? Pinky grins at Asuka.

Brain practically face-palms. ...I spend all my time in the lab studying the scientist's books and using their internet to learn, and 'cute' is what I'm reduced to...

[wingedcatgirl]

"The cyborg's 'going down'?" Mark looks confused at Bandu's statement. "You wanna elaborate on that?"

[Cassie]

Going down in trustworthiness, bitch!

[Florien]

Gasp! Accusations flyin' an' some of y'all lyin'! Though Ah'm sure people would like ta know where yer suspicions come from. Or not. All things considered, Ah don't really care what brings them on as long as they're accurate. Not a judgement on yer speculation's accuracy, jus' a general type statement.

Anyway, Ah hope this'll go somewhere, because as careful as y'all need ta be, Ah also can't keep stallin' on yer arrest papers forever, an' Ah'd like ta be more surgical than jus' killin' y'all ta get four of ya.

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark thinks thunkingly about this.

"Based on these responses... I think I'm gonna /nominate CATS. I'm uneasy about every option, but... well, if he refuses to pass a loyalist edict, I can murder him for it, yeah?"

[Florien]

Three more to confirm, considerin' patriot points an' all.

[MadeOfMilk]

Uh, yeah, might as well /vote Mr. All Your Base Guy. You get some bonus points for uh, the Newgrounds classic factor. If this goes to shit at least we'll know who set us up the bomb and I can stab a bitch.

[Cassie]

/no. ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, still don't trust CATS. Cmon, Mark, you can be bore [sic] better in your choices than that!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Exactly, exactly. I'm passing!

/no vote

[Florien]

That's three for, two against. Two ta let CATS in, three ta keep 'em out. Tense.

[Risdio51]

"If it ticks off George, than /vote CATS!"

[PointMaid]

Hmmm... I've been thinking, but you may actually be right about that.

/vote CATS

[Cassie]

Bandu proceeds to smash phones onto Asuka and the mice.

Fuck you, fuck you you distustworthy rats, fuck you for putting your feelings above the calculations, Asuka!

[Kennifer]

wwell if my vvote still holds any wweight im goin to just

/no

[PointMaid]

...For crying out loud, you miserable... wait until the result comes before you start battering on us, why don't you?

And for the last time, we're not rats.