[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Ughhh... we're not waitin' fer CATS. Not again. CATS keeps missin' deadlines. Ah don't have time ta wait more, an' fuck yer deadline missin' ways. Anyway, Monaca. Yer plan. Gonna judge it.

Uhh...Honestly, really good quote. Ah like it. Short, quick, doesn't need an explanation ta anyone, doesn't have whispers of treason. Makin' the uniforms contain the surveillance is a good idea. Doesn't even matter if it gets out that these things exist, because it'll be easy ta tell if they try to deactivate it. Yer idea ta centralize it does leave a huge vulnerability, but if we jus' have that run out of a different center by a different department, there'll be no interpersonal loyalties in the way. Uhh... an'... fuckin'... lockpicks. No. Gonna reject that. As much as keys and keychains are a symbol of status by showin' yer approved ta do many things, lockpicks are a show that ya ain't approved ta do many things yer doin'. Ah mean, unless yer contracted ta spy on neighbors or somethin', but it's hard enough ta control who gets lockpicks.

Anyway, in conclusion, Ah'm honestly surprised none of y'all thought of recyclin' the extra metal into cans. Ya make cans in Allfield. But ultimately, Ah think Pinky an' the Brain had the best ideas. The weights are a good use, an' easy enough ta get made, an' everything else seemed reasonable, apart from the reduction to one point of exit. An' they provided some ideas ta get our poster team started. So Pinky an' the brain win the patriot points, An'...

uhh... Who's next? Oh yeah, Monaca! Yer presidin' member now. So choose carefully who becomes chair, 'cause if ya choose the leader of this rebel cell, then we're ALL fucked. So don't go doin' that.

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark facepalms. The cans, of course... "... in my defense I only just got transferred here a few days ago."

[Cassie]

Bandu immediately boo-womps realising that the metal could be turned into cans.

[MadeOfMilk]

....Are you still gonna greenlight the munitions factory?

[PointMaid]

Pinky bear-hugs (mouse-hugs?) Brain, who is smiling but otherwise stoic. Or struggling to remain so.

[Florien]

Ah don't know, Steve, am Ah? Look, Ah'm workin' as hard as Ah'm able ta get this actual situation with traitors resolved before Ah start armin' yer place. Armin' a place with that many traitors in this tenuous a situation is askin' for an actual armed insurgency. We'd crush it, of course, but we'd rather not fight one in the first place.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All George could do is pout over being told his plan is okay. He's George, the Alliance should recognize his genius. But at least Mark didn't win, as George was deep down getting envious over the billionaire killer winning as of late. But of course, those mice had to get it. Let's face it, the stocky, bald man won't be happy no matter what.

[Kennifer]

Eridan, meanwhile, has gone back to brooding while he waits to see who Monaca picks for chair.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...!!! Me? Chair? Um...

Monaca's face begins blushing profusely...

... Okay then! ... Go ahead and make your cases!

[Cassie]

Trust me on this. Not a single time where I was on either position did a Rebel edict come to pass!

[wingedcatgirl]

"Think it's pretty well common knowledge at this point that I'm trustworthy," Mark says. "Tank guy, cyborg, and tablet man all strike me as loyal followers too. In approximately that order of confidence. The mice ain't too bad either."

notes

(Replacement notes: Jameson = Bandu, Magane = Steve, Mickey = Mark)

DAY 1
P&B nominate Mickey
Magane votes yes
Asuka votes no
Monaca votes yes
Eridan votes yes
P&B retract their nomination

P&B nominate George
Asuka votes no
CATS votes no
Magane votes yes
Eridan votes yes
George votes yes
Monaca votes yes - George confirmed
REBEL EDICT PASSES

DAY 2
Bandu nominates Mickey
Eridan votes yes
P&B vote yes
CATS votes yes - Mickey confirmed
LOYALIST EDICT PASSES

DAY 3
CATS nominates Eridan
George votes yes
CATS votes yes
P&B vote yes
Eridan votes yes
Asuka votes yes - Eridan confirmed
REBEL EDICT PASSES

DAY 4
George nominates P&B
P&B vote yes
Eridan votes yes
Steve votes yes - P&B confirmed
REBEL EDICT PASSES

DAY 5
Eridan
Mark votes no
Bandu votes no
Monaca votes no
CATS votes no - Eridan preemptively rejected
STEVE REPLACES ERIDAN
Steve nominates Mark
Bandu votes yes
George votes yes
Eridan votes yes
Mark votes yes - Mark confirmed
(Monaca votes yes anyway)
LOYALIST EDICT PASSED

[Risdio51]

"This is gonna be a cinch! Rebels, preparing for crushing!"

[Zanreo]

"Like said, I can still be trust, and my trust are also belong to Mark and Steve... least for now."

[PointMaid]

...Mark's analysis seems fairly decent to me, yes. At the moment.

[PointMaid]

...And, hmm. Just to put it out there. I think I even trust Mark's ordering. If you're taking suggestions. I'd go with Steve. If you're not going with Pinky and I, of course.

[Cassie]

Shut the FUCK UP you two! Mark, just go with me or Steve!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

WILL YOU STOP YOUR YELLING?! George yells at Bandu hypocritically, not really for the sake of the mice, but just because Bandu annoyed him. I'd keep it out of the mice's hands, but everyone else is fine!

[PointMaid]

...It's not Mark's turn to nominate. Pay attention. It's Monaca's turn., Brain says to Bandu, rather dryly.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Okay... Um... Yeah, Steve. Sure!

/designate Steve

[Cassie]

oh oh fuck sorry Bandu immediately boo-womps again

/vote Steve

[PointMaid]

Right. Right, Brain! /vote Steve

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Meh, why not?

/vote Steve

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark thinks deeply on this nomination. "All right."

/vote yes on Steve

[Florien]

An'... Steve is confirmed fer chair.

Ah'll get the edicts ready. Jus'... ooh, got a delivery here.

Lanthanide stops for a moment and gets out some papers. She appears to read them, though it's hard to tell considering her whole lack of a face.

Would the four traitors please step forwards? We know who y'all are now. Ah jus' got mah audits on y'all. An' let me say, Ah'm shocked an' disappointed in all y'all.

[Cassie]

Bandu stops eating peanut butter entirely.

W H A T ! ?