[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Excellent, Magane! Great ideas. Ah like them. Don't like water creatures much mahself. Glad Sendri "killed all the dolphins". That'll explain why we don't have any in the Alliance, an' it's pretty plausible. It's like the snakes from ireland thing too, it could be read as a metaphor if someone really wanted to. Great. Second one is kinda not so plausible, some people in the Alliance are older than their late thirties, so'll remember the time before mouth-bone-polishers. The patriotism tips seem good too. Mah Boss's Boss actually contacted me about tryin' ta set up a barbeque, so Ah can announce that then. Problem is, meat's a lil' more difficult to farm than vegetables. It'll be fine, ahcourse, Ah think the people could do with some more hunger. Keeps them in line. An' sendin' boxes full'a dead decayin' insects to our declared enemies? That'll get us in the news, an' maybe we'll get lucky an' spread some kind of blight to them in the process.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

George looks at Asuka with a shit-eating smile on his face after learning of her results.

Who's the idiot now, Asuka? Huh? Oh yes, I'm idiot George! But idiot George still did a lot better than you, sweetheart!

He laughs at her, and while his own plans may not have been the greatest, he nevertheless still feels satisfied that for that moment, he managed to trump her. And it felt so good to him.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca rolls over with a piece of paper containing their submission...

Two True Facts about Sendri:
- Sendri has such a green thumb (Metaphorically, of course, although, being a Floran, his thumbs are naturally green as well), that the very first plant that they planted is still alive to this very day!
- It is said that the only reason why Sendri's name is "Pilotslicense" is that he was so adept at flight that he passed every single test with flying colors, and could seamlessly pilot virtually every single vehicle with absolute perfection.

Two Tips You Can Use To Serve Your Great Nation!
- Always keep a plant of some sort and make it into a unique and great monument to your great leader Sendri! This will remind and affirm both yourself and others of your loyalty to your leader! Neglect to this effigy will be an easy indicator of disloyalty to the regime!
- When you see leaves on the ground, always make sure to pick them up, collect them, store them in a convenient place! Not only is it a courtesy to the public, preventing the streets from getting cluttered in the fall and winter, but you can also make special art with leaves, and said leaves also make great compost for your plants! Leave no leaf wasted!

I hope this goes well...

[Florien]

Look, Ah don't have time ta wait for the rest of y'all. We're goin' with what we've got for now, uh... oh, yeah, Monaca submitted somethin'.

...Well, first of all, ya fucked up the pronouns on Sendri there. Sendri's a they, for yer reference. Like, Ah shouldn't have ta explain that to ya, ya were in our prison system and ya got a second chance. But yeah, good at gardenin', that's pretty good, yeah. Decent explanation, good facts overall. Yer patriotism tips are nice. Houseplant iconography is a great idea, keep the plant around, grow it like the nation, Ah might recommend that ta the patriotism groups. We'll see where that goes. Leaf collection an' storage and recommendin' personal compostin' seems like a way to get people to grow their own food though, that might be an issue, if they were inclined, they might send that food ta rebel groups.

Anyway, where was Ah? Oh yeah. Eridan Ampora, yer ideas were best, those are definitely goin' in the first bumpers. Magane was a close second.

Eridan, ya get the patriot points today.

[Cassie]

DAMN! Lemme document that!

Eridan gets a free fast candy from Bandu.

[Kennifer]

Eridan smiles... well, as much as he ever does, which is pretty rare.

wwell im glad my ideas and facts wwere good enough to wwin
and im goin to try to keep doin as wwell in the future

...He says this as though he's running for some high office, which is strange since that isn't how things work where he's from at all.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

George still looks at Asuka, laughing at her, not so much that Eridan won, but importantly to him, she didn't.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Okay then!

Monaca proceeds to clap for Eridan...

[PointMaid]

Yay!

Pinky claps enthusiastically.

[Florien]

Oh, and CATS, ya get to be new presidin' member. Ain't that a metaphorical hoot? Anyway, mah boss has been callin' an' callin', so Ah need to talk with him. Don't do anythin' stupid while Ah'm in my meetin'. Ya know the drill for elections an' all that by now, Ah hope.

[Zanreo]

"Ah, congrats" CATS says as he claps for Eridan.

"Oh, presiding member are now belong to me? Nice!"

[Huney]

"WOOOOO!!! I did it!! I won the challenge!!!"

Magane pauses.

"... Wait, poo, I lost actually..."

[Risdio51]

"Don't think you're gonna be doing better than me all the time, Idiot George! Magane can back me up on that, right?"

[Cassie]

Bandu continues to stare judgementally.

Do you even take seriously?

[Kennifer]

look evverybody has their ups and dowwns in this kind a thing
noww lets see wwho wwere vvotin on for chair and try to get a good edict goin
and yes im still offerin myself up as a nominee because i think all my knowwledge on military history wwould be an asset

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sure, sure. Why don't you leave this up to us adults and go play in traffic or somethin'?

[Risdio51]

"Hey, I graduated from college when I was 13!"

[Cassie]

Hooooooow the fuck. Hoooooow the fuck!? You serious about that!? At just 13!? HOW!?

...Bandu do you even grasp the concept of college you're a chaos gof from a chaos realm

[Kennifer]

im not too shocked a lot a trolls on alternia learn stuff young
kind a havve to do it to survvivve there cause its pretty brutal
most a us are self educated though

[Cassie]

Bandu gives an agape expression at what it would imply for Asuka.

Holy shit...

[PointMaid]

...That is impressive.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

And yet she still acts like a spoiled brat. If you're such a college graduate, she needs to act like an adult.

[Cassie]

...

George is right. You gotta be hella mature for a job, especially one in an area as critical to society as the area we're in right now. I deadass put my Youtube channel in hiatus for this, y'know.

Unless you're one of those Moldy rebel scumbuddies...

[PointMaid]

That is true, maturity is important, Brain says, pointedly looking at Pinky, who looks like he's been sulking about something..

[Risdio51]

"Oh, YOU wanna talk about maturity, Idiot George?! You were the one who proposed bigger bathrooms in a time of a rebellion crisis!"