[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[Cassie]

"AAAAAAHHH!" Henrik just jumps into the pool in fear once Fuiji starts singing.

"Lame of you."

[Caret]

Stage

Suddenly...

BUUUUUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

That was indeed a song... that almost fried my hearing circuits. I'm sorry to say, darling, but you are disqualified! Now, get off of the stage before my ratings start to tank because of you. NEXT CONTESTANT!

Backstage

Yeah, Bow clearly is in physical pain right now from hearing Fuiji's?" song".

My heads hurts... badly right now. I feel like I wasn't supposed to hear that at all.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi is clutching her ears in pain. "Is this what they mean when they talk about the 'song that will end the world'? Gah..."

[Kennifer]

Amanda's got her hands over her ears now, and Alexis looks... very flustered. Ouch. Whoops.

[Cassie]

"I-it's over, right?" Henrik emerges from the pool, predictably soaked.

"Yeah, duh!"

Backstage, Moona's grimacing in pain from the freak shit Fuiji sang.

"She is horrifying..."

[Zanreo]

"H-huh? Disqualified...?" Fuiji is a bit shocked upon hearing this. "Guess it's not to everyone's taste..." She starts moving off the stage, somehow managing to look sad.

[Cassie]

"F-Fuiji...I..."

Moona's struggling.

"...God, you're singing's a nightmare to hear."

[Caret]

Anyways... For out next performer, we have MOONA, who will sing us a song that will hopefully be less ear-wrecking then FUIJI's. LET'S GO!

[Cassie]

Moona gets up to the stage, microphone in hand.

Microphone in hand.

Stop it. It was a thing of the past, and you shall move on.

She turns it on, and starts singing this song:



A slight strain from her time in Toontown briefly leaks momentarily whilst she sings.

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"Phew! Not what I need to fix my pain, but nice nonetheless."

[Caret]

Stage

Mettaton claps excitingly at Moona's perfomance.

Wow, we have some real talent here this time around, unlike that glitchy mess of a performer wannabe! You're looking pretty good so far, but will it be good enough to carry away the grand prize of 10,000 GOLD? We'll find out as we see more performances RIGHT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Backstage

Bow is now strapping into her parachute in preparation for own performance.

I really hope my act is going to be impressive and fun. Besides, there are not many Eevees out there who are interested in paragliding, so this will be a fresh breath of air for me.

[Cassie]

Moona sighs in relief after finishing, and goes backstage.

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"Bravo! Woo!" Henka claps in congratulation.

[Zanreo]

Fuiji enjoys the song... but can't help feeling a bit insulted at the "mess of a performer wannabe" comment. Was her singing really that horrible?

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi claps politely. This song was actually music, so it's the leader of the pack by default.

[Kennifer]

Alexis and Amanda both seem more pleased with this performance than the previous one; Alexis hoping her own song will go as well.

They're both pacing in a different area of backstage waiting for their respective performances.

[Caret]

Mettaton returns to the stage after taking some time to rest from Fuiji's performance.

And we're back from the commercial break! We have 5 more performances to go through that will hopefully be just as fabulous as me! Now... let's start with our next act!

[Kennifer]

"Is that me, am I next?" Amanda whispers from backstage.

[Caret]

Ummmm... let me check the script... yes, you are up next! AMANDA here will be doing some celebrity impressions with her apparent ability to magically control her hair. I didn't know that humans could do that, but the more you know!

[Kennifer]

Amanda steps out onto the stage, looking slightly nervous, as she wasn't used to performing (and also hadn't done too much with her hair lately, though she did practice a bit in the mirror before the show.)

"Hi, everybody! I'm Amanda, and I've got some celebrity impressions for you. Hold on, let me move this a bit first..." She holds up the bright red streaks of hair that are on either side, then just kinda... moves the red to the nape of her neck so it won't show quite as much with some of what she's doing.

"There we go. Okay! Who remembers that old sitcom, Friends? You remember Rachel, right? Well... here's 'the Rachel'!" And... she changes her hair to the famous cut that Jennifer Aniston sported for a while, highlights and layers and all.

This is only the start though; she'll go through some more easily-recognizable styles, everything from the super-short pixie cut Mia Farrow sported in Rosemary's Baby, to Crystal Gayle's floor-length tresses, and she'll even throw in some Disney characters... namely Ariel (oh shit now ALL her hair is bright red!), Rapunzel okay wow that one kinda hurts her neck..., Snow White, Cinderella... and she finished up with Cruella DeVil's famous split-color hair.

After this she returns her hair to its previous mostly-white-with-red-streaks and takes a bow. Whether or not people are actually clapping.

[Caret]

Stage

Mettaton gives Amanda a thumbs up.

Good, good. That was less bombastic then our previous performances, but I liked how you used your magic human ablities to impersonate others! On to the next, then.

Backstage

Bow is now making sure her parachute is probably rigged and that the landing pad is in a good position.

I'm up next, I believe. Gosh, I'm a bit nervous now.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi grins at Amanda's hairshifting skills. Bet she never needs to visit the aesthetician.

[Caret]

Next up, to shake things up, we have an acrobatic act! Give it up to BOW!

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Bow makes her way up to the top of the roof, slightly nervous but excited at the same time. My name is Bow, and today, I will prove that Eevees can indeed fly despite my species not being a considered Flying-type Pokémon.

The Eevee takes a deep breath and then leaps off the edge of the rooftop. She then performs a mid-air somersault while using Buzzy Buzz to give off a trail of sparks in the air.

3... 2... 1... deploy! Bow then loosens one of the belts on her harness, and her parachute quickly opens. With the extra floatyness provided by the parachute, she then circles around the hotel a couple of times in midair before coming at a stop right above the stage.

See? We can indeed fly, even if we just need some extra equipment. The Eevee then descends onto the landing pad and bounces off it before coming to a complete stop on the ground. Bow then bows towards the audience (pun totally intended), and then heads off the stage.

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Oooh! That was a pretty good stunt performance for such a tiny fox-dog thingy. I wished that there was more tricks in the performance, but anyhow! We still have 3 more performances to go through, and a grand prize to award.

[Kennifer]

Alexis, still waiting to perform herself, cheers and applauds for Bow.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi applauds Bow's performance excitedly. "Very good!"

Once the Eevee leaves the stage, she jumps up and removes the landing pad, leaving it clear for whoever goes next.

[Caret]

Backstage

Bow settles down on the backstage and then gets to work on re-rigging her parachute for the next time she's going to use it.

Phew. That was fun! ...how did you like my act?

[Kennifer]

"That looked amazing! The practicing you did really paid off."

Alexis grins at her friend.