[Fin] Murder in the Mountains 2: Everyone heads off to a beach somewhere (END)

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"What's with you and trying to eat everything you see."

[PopcornPie]

Nico started walking around the place like a child, arms outstretched. "Wow, this is all ours for the whole week? I love it! It's so much cooler than our prison in the summer!"

[TheOtherCG]

A man and a woman walk into the spa. Both are dressed in late modest 18th century French clothing. They are Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, the last King and Queen of France. They should've been beheaded all of those centuries ago, but here they are, transported into the modern day.
"Hello, is someone here?" Marie asks, looking around her surroundings.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ya gotta have food! For da nutrienth, da vitaminth, da mineralth, build ya body up! Hit da gym, get pumped, build thoth muthleth! Work out hard, eat hard, get what I'm thayin'? Dath what I do to get into shape. I could train you right now. Work out with me, you'll be lookin' good, feelin' better and you can punch hard too!

[PopcornPie]

"Right here!" Nico walked over to the old-fashioned couple. He looked them over, then gave them a confused glance. "Your maid cosplay is really off-model. Are you cosplaying as someone specific?"

[TheOtherCG]

Both Marie and Louis hear Mike Tyson's boisterious voice and head over to where he is.
"Oh h-hello there, s-sir..." Louis tries introducing himself.
"Do you know where we are?" Marie asks.

[PointMaid]

Broccoli has a ton of calcium too, you know. Not that there's anything wrong with milk as long as the animals are treated humanely. I don't think I could give up cheese.

...Don't think I'd be dining at a pokérestaurant either, though.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Personally, I eat preserves. They're long lasting and keep you running. That's all you need."

[TheOtherCG]

"Right here!" Nico walked over to the old-fashioned couple. He looked them over, then gave them a confused glance. "Your maid cosplay is really off-model. Are you cosplaying as someone specific?"

Marie notices Nico walk towards them.

"Maid costume? No, this isn't supposed to be one I think. Also what's cosplay?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

More folkth comin' in! Yeah, ith a hotel and thpa. Pretty fanthy-lookin' plath, ithn't it? Get thome nithe rest and relaxation here. Hit da hot tub, get a thteam. Pretty cool place! Tyson says to Marie and Louis.

He then addresses Samantha. Yeah, broccoli ith pretty good too. Lotta kidth don't like it. But you gotta eat it, ith good for ya. And cheeth, you better believe dat, thisther! Get me a bathtub, pour it in, I'd be bathin' in cheeth!

[wingedcatgirl]

Both Marie and Louis hear Mike Tyson's boisterious voice and head over to where he is.
"Oh h-hello there, s-sir..." Louis tries introducing himself.
"Do you know where we are?" Marie asks.

"It's a vacation spa. Didn't you sign up for this?" says a flannel-wearing dude with a scruffy beard and a cool hat. "Yeah, got your names right here," he continues, flipping through a clipboard, "Marie Antoinette and Louis-Auguste. Nice to meet you all, by the way - I'm Vince Ruiz, owner and operator of this here fine establishment."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Nice to meet you. Ruiz. And thank you for the drinks. I don't get them often in my line of work." Ravi takes a long sip.

[TheOtherCG]

"Hotel and thpa? What's a 'thpa'?"
"I think he meant spa."
"Ah, makes sense, dear."
The two then hear what Vince Ruiz said.
"We signed up for this? I don't recall doing so. We were about to get captured by the guards and then we just showed up here."

[Whistle]

The cat returns, sighs, rubs her forehead.

She notices the crowd of people hanging around. Doesn't know what to do—so she sits down on an empty chair.

The conversation about food is rather interesting, so she interjects.

Never been much for cheese. I'm more into butter anyway.
She notices Marie and Louis.
Hey wait a minute... I've read about you two. You guys got any cake layin' around?

[PopcornPie]

"Right here!" Nico walked over to the old-fashioned couple. He looked them over, then gave them a confused glance. "Your maid cosplay is really off-model. Are you cosplaying as someone specific?"

Marie notices Nico walk towards them.

"Maid costume? No, this isn't supposed to be one I think. Also what's cosplay?"

Nico tilted his head. "You for real?" He laughed. "You know what a maid looks like! Black dress with a white apron, and that frilly thing on the top of the head."

[wingedcatgirl]

"... Huh. That's weird." Vince shrugs. "Well, you got signed up, so do feel free to enjoy your vacation here, all expenses paid by whoever it was that sent me your names."

[PointMaid]

Samantha turns to Vince, after looking back at the suitcase of books she's toting. They're clearly heavy.

...I should put these in my room. Hi there, Vince? I think I should be on the list. Samantha. Um... can you tell me which room is mine so I can put my things away? It does look like a lovely place you have here. I'm sure it will be very relaxing. She smiles and adjusts her glasses.

[TheOtherCG]

"I suppose this is fate then, Antoine," Louis whispered in Marie's ear after hearing Vince's answer.
"Erm, I was supposed to be dressed up as a commoner..." Marie responded to Nico.
Then Marie overhears Liz talking to them.
"Cake? No, we don't have any- Oh." Marie turned around to see Liz. She got caught off guard upon seeing her. "You're a cat, that's walking and talking?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Ravi raises an eyebrow at Marie. "No need to be so judgemental. Never really trusted cats myself, but I don't go around being shocked at their existence."

[TheOtherCG]

"Oh, I'm deeply sorry. I meant no offense, it's just I never seen a cat that could talk and walk, so I was taken aback."
"Oh my," Louis then spots Liz. "Madame Chat..."
Louis chuckles to himself out of awkwardness.
"I-I haven't seen one either, haha."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Thamantha hath a very good quethion here! What roomth we thayin' at?

Tyson turns back to Samantha.

After we learn our roomth, you want thome help with dat thuitcath? Lookth pretty heavy!

[Whistle]

Clarke, actually. Liz Clarke. And—like, seriously, don't be offended. I've never seen you guys outside of paintings, your... Highnesses? I don't know French.
Liz looks at Samantha and Mike, and also goes over to see Vince.
Oh yeah, you're Mr. Ruiz, right? I'm sorry my plus-one isn't here—she got sick—but where's the room?

[Kennifer]

"I suppose it wouldn't hurt to put my things in my room too."

Felicia smiled a bit. Pippin was still wandering around greeting everyone with his "Pip-pip!".

[TheOtherCG]

"H-Hello, Liz Clark..." Louis stuttered.
"Ah, don't worry, neither one of us are offended, Liz. We do know English, so we can communicate just fine. May I ask the date though?"

[TheOtherCG]

*Clarke